Comics Spoilers for next week's ASM. I'll read it so you don't have to.

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Alright Connors and Spider-Man are talking about what needs to be done to capture Freak. Connors at one point says he'll track him down, but blames his missing arm for not being able to track him to What? Anyways they wanna find him before he hatches from his coccoon and they have this powder called ultralime or something to put on him and keep him in stasis.

There's a subplot of Mr. Hollister running for mayor still, and his opponent in the race watches his speech on TV. He says if Hollister can't be bought out, then he's going on the list. This scene was meant to establish the guy as either being Menace or connected to him...Two pages later Menace attacks Hollister, and Peter's taking pictures of the speech so he's there to fight Menace. Hollister's rival in the mayoral election is outraged that Menace is attacking because of bad publicity if people think he's associated with a supervillain. So he's not Menace.

Spider-Man's fighting him till Connors calls and let's him know he found Freak. Since Freak's been burned and shot he can be killed from strangleation or drowning, since once something hurts him he becomes immune.

So Spider-Man fight's Freak and Connors has the Turbo Lime or whatever that crap's called in the trunk of his car. Spider-Man remembering Freak's a junkie tells Connor that moving all those drugs won't be easy. Freak then snorts the happy lime and turns in to a coccoon. Spider-Man dumps what wasn't snorted to be safe, and a HAZMAT team is called to pick him up.

After he's loaded in the truck by the guys in biohazard suits, immediately the HAZMAT sign is pulled off the van to reveal an Oscorp logo. Seriously they do this within seconds of loading him up. There is absolutely no reason to do this in broad daylight unless you're showing comicbook readers who you are. STUPID.

From reading this arc it felt like it was moved up the schedule prematurely. Probably to make the book suit the "big changes" coming up. You know the half assed compromises that'll probably just dig them deeper with the fans. The story was just bad, all over the place, and Spider-Man shouted puns that sounded like they were written by a six year old. I swear anyone that can say they like this book with a straight face needs an Oscar.
 
Freak. And Gale's name is on the cover. I'm not sure if I'll even bother to Byrne-Steal this.
 
Well...that's 2.99 that i wont be spending next week, thanks for the heads up Ayers.
 
"I'll read it so you don't have to"

That's a great boycott you got going there. :whatever:
 
Miken doesn't seem to understand that all he's doing is stirring up interest. It's all pretty funny. Thanks for the thread!
 
I didn't pay for it the store owner let's me read them. Suck on that!

It's so funny to me that people are NOT willing to buy the books because they feel that they "suck" so much, yet they are all easily wanting to read them "free" of charge, despite the alleged "suckyness"...

:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:

:yay:
 
Well, it's kinda like one of our teenage kids...when they're being total brats and jerks.....you still want to know what they're doing,....but you want to distance yourself too, because you cannot stand what they're doing.
 
Well, it's kinda like one of our teenage kids...when they're being total brats and jerks.....you still want to know what they're doing,....but you want to distance yourself too, because you cannot stand what they're doing.

You know... with some people, like yourself, I understand that because I know that you still care about Spider-Man... whether we agree or disagree with the new direction is irrelevant, we both share the same sentiment... but with others, I really believe they just want to read them off the racks to join in on the bashing wagon and to complain about something... nothing more, nothing less.

:csad:
 
Miken doesn't seem to understand that all he's doing is stirring up interest. It's all pretty funny. Thanks for the thread!

Two people already said they weren't gonna read it due to my review. And the people that sounded excited over this garbage were already drinking Quesada's Kool Aid.
 
You know... with some people, like yourself, I understand that because I know that you still care about Spider-Man... whether we agree or disagree with the new direction is irrelevant, we both share the same sentiment... but with others, I really believe they just want to read them off the racks to join in on the bashing wagon and to complain about something... nothing more, nothing less.

:csad:

I've had no complaints about this book for the past seven years before Quesada forced his vision on it. There goes your theory. And reading something I'm not gonna pay for does nothing to contribute to the sales of the book.

And as far as this whole "care about Spider-Man" thing, I was writing Ultimate Spider-Man reviews for this site off and on back when the site was still called spidermanhype.com.
 
And I love Spider-Man more than my own children. :o

Ok, I exaggerate. But still... he's the greatest character ever made. :spidey:
 
TMOB: You know... with some people, like yourself, I understand that because I know that you still care about Spider-Man... whether we agree or disagree with the new direction is irrelevant, we both share the same sentiment... but with others, I really believe they just want to read them off the racks to join in on the bashing wagon and to complain about something... nothing more, nothing less.

Yeh. Well, i personally am reading them...not enjoying them/not buying them. Personally wouldn't take the extra time to start a thread with a synopsis on an issue tho. Heh. But, to each his own. So i also see your point.
 
I've had no complaints about this book for the past seven years before Quesada forced his vision on it. There goes your theory. And reading something I'm not gonna pay for does nothing to contribute to the sales of the book.

When one considers the bottom line of the Clone Saga (have a powerless Peter & MJ move to Portland with their babies and have a "single" Ben Reilly (who is the "real" Peter Parker reclaim his rightful place as Spider-Man), that vision has been one that Marvel Comics Inc. has wanted for over 15 years, long before Quesada was ever on board for Marvel. So there goes "your" theory on the Quesada Agenda...

:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:

And as far as this whole "care about Spider-Man" thing, I was writing Ultimate Spider-Man reviews for this site off and on back when the site was still called spidermanhype.com.

Heh heh... that Ultimate guy is not Spider-Man... in MY opinion; therefore, as far as I'm concerned, you were writing reviews for an Ultimate photocopy...

Have a nice day, Sweet Cheeks...

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Two people already said they weren't gonna read it due to my review. And the people that sounded excited over this garbage were already drinking Quesada's Kool Aid.

Better to drink Quesada's Kool Aid than to suck on Miken Ayers $%@%@...

:yay:
 
Better to drink Quesada's Kool Aid than to suck on Miken Ayers $%@%@...

:yay:

Yeah you had your fill when your stepfather made you take in his while your mom watched. That's probably why you're over 40 and spend all your time picking fights with people almost half your age on a comic book message board.
 
Yeah you had your fill when your stepfather made you take in his while your mom watched. That's probably why you're over 40 and spend all your time picking fights with people almost half your age on a comic book message board.

Half my age???

Don't be so shy... you must be around one fifth my age (that would be 8 years old in case they haven't taught you fractions in school yet).

:yay:

And you can say what you want about my parents... but your mom sure loves it when I lick her sphincter and she yells out your name. :word:

See? I can talk tough parent/sex talk too...

He PM'd me saying he would love to give me a good rimming. I thought he wanted to work on my car till I looked that term up.

Like you would have to look up such a term for such a fine NAMBLA pet like yourself...

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