Superman Returns SR in TIME mag's Summer Preview

Is it necassary to remember SII though? If the kid turns out to be his, I don't see why the "he must have banged her at one point or another" notion wouldn't fly as a part of the vague history.
 
Only someone like Wonder Woman has a uterus that's strong enough to hold Superman's child...
 
Fatboy Roberts said:
after. See Mallrats as to why that couldn't have happened before.

Where's the original essay/article from Playboy or somesuch that the mallrats dialogue was inspired by?
 
Fatboy Roberts said:
after. See Mallrats as to why that couldn't have happened before.
From what I recall, the main concern in mallrats was that intensity and power of Superman's ejaculation could shoot straight through Lois' body. He could have easily *********ed in a steel cup, and then later injected the semen with a syringe in her vagina. Young people are into that sort of stuff nowadays, I hear.
 
ah, but you're forgetting the above quote--the instant superbaby kicks inside Lois' stomach, the foot is coming out of her belly.
 
So if it was after than this little rugrat can't have superpowers if it is his son.
 
Showtime029 said:
So if it was after than this little rugrat can't have superpowers if it is his son.

Although, in the post-crisis (if you say post-crisis 3 times, MatchesMalone will flame you, so be careful.) Kryptonians take years to develop womb bursting strength. If we see young Clark developing powers slowly, instead of toddler tune-ups like last time, this might be used to justify why the kid will eventually develop superpowers, without likking Lois.

Oh great Rao, please let the child be a red herring.
 
Oldguy said:
Although, in the post-crisis (if you say post-crisis 3 times, MatchesMalone will flame you, so be careful.) Kryptonians take years to develop womb bursting strength. If we see young Clark developing powers slowly, instead of toddler tune-ups like last time, this might be used to justify why the kid will eventually develop superpowers, without likking Lois.

Oh great Rao, please let the child be a red herring.

Thanks for the input, I didn't know that.

I have said that in the past, that the kid is most likely a red herring. I have posted it several times but to no avail.
 
IKnowSomeJudo said:
From what I recall, the main concern in mallrats was that intensity and power of Superman's ejaculation could shoot straight through Lois' body. He could have easily *********ed in a steel cup, and then later injected the semen with a syringe in her vagina. Young people are into that sort of stuff nowadays, I hear.
That´s a mental picture I REALLY didn´t need....
 
Fatboy Roberts said:
ah, but you're forgetting the above quote--the instant superbaby kicks inside Lois' stomach, the foot is coming out of her belly.

That isn't possible, Kryptonians develop abilities after prolonged exposure to the sun. A developing fetus will be like any other human fetus.
 
newmexneon said:
That isn't possible, Kryptonians develop abilities after prolonged exposure to the sun. A developing fetus will be like any other human fetus.

He's relating it to Mallrats not his own personal view I dont think.
 
This is why, as much as i love them, spider-man, wolverine, and batman piss me off. They've created this entirely overrated niche thats needed for a superhero film to make money. Frankly, a guy like Superman is what the world needs.
 
musclesforsupes said:
If the movie fails to except expectations then expect a restart in probably 10 yrs.
Oh Muscles, stop talkin' like a n00b LOL. You know better than that. :p

Oldguy said:
They do, if they want to pack the seats with the MTV crowd.
Agreed.

Some people need to wake up and smell the coffee. The plot could be amazing, but if people such as that Times' writer already have a preconceived notion of what Superman is or isn't, then the biggest hurdle the film will face is getting butts in seats to begin with. Many people make up their minds about seeing a film based solely on what they THINK it will be about and could care less what critics and friends have to say after the pic unspools. People here should know that very, VERY well. If there's enough people out there who think Superman is boring compared to other comic book characters, it's going to be an uphill battle for Warners.

Fatboy Roberts said:
This stopped being a valid demographic descriptor back in 93, you old fart ;)
Would an age range have made a better descriptor? Don't get hung up on the syntax. SR may indeed be appropriate for people from 8 to 80, but it's young adults with expendable incomes that are likely to see a film multiple times who are the most highly valued demographic today.
 
Pat: I was goofing on Oldguy, not trying to refute his claim. C'mon. Note the winky.
 
Fatboy Roberts said:
Pat: I was goofing on Oldguy, not trying to refute his claim. C'mon. Note the winky.

I wish you would get it a rest though. Do you have any idea how much it costs to get "goof" out? These drycleaning trips are adding up, Im on a fixed income you know.;)
 
The Batman said:
This is why, as much as i love them, spider-man, wolverine, and batman piss me off. They've created this entirely overrated niche thats needed for a superhero film to make money. Frankly, a guy like Superman is what the world needs.

It's "hollywood's" fault, not W, S or B's. Hollywood doesn't think the average movie-goer is smart enough to "get" anything that deviates from the formula.

BB was a great attempt at departure, but there the studio was, jumping on couches as it were, cramming Katie Holmes down Nolan/Goyer's throat.

Can't have a Superhero movie without the damsel, the train and that amazing moustache.
 
Oldguy said:
It's "hollywood's" fault, not W, S or B's. Hollywood doesn't think the average movie-goer is smart enough to "get" anything that deviates from the formula.

BB was a great attempt at departure, but there the studio was, jumping on couches as it were, cramming Katie Holmes down Nolan/Goyer's throat.

Can't have a Superhero movie without the damsel, the train and that amazing moustache.

I'm sick of trains......and, unless the damsel was a major comic character, I'm sick of that too....i dunno nothin bout the mustache though.

I'm just mad that the guy who started it all is still not getting his props. It'll probably be like begins, rising in BO if people like the movie
 
Fatboy Roberts said:
Pat: I was goofing on Oldguy, not trying to refute his claim. C'mon. Note the winky.
LOLOLOL!! Sorry. I thought the winky was the for the "old fart" comment. LOL

<- Old fart herself. :O
 
Caught this in Time the other day, too. I realized the critique wasn't particularly positive, but I doubt that Time has much influence on what summer blockbusters will do well. Let's be honest, plenty of bad movies sell despite critics' rants, and TIME is not recognized as an expert by any means.

I do think, however, that the writer does bring up a legitimate concern. SR is either going to be a huge hit or a big bust. I don't see it really falling in between, and there is some reason to be at least cautious about how this film might really do. The world, as Singer has said, has changed, and SR comes out at a time when movie-goers, esp. the fickle young crowd, prefer flicks like Hostel and Silent Hill ... It's hard to say whether that crowd, which makes up a significant chunk of current theater goers, are going to drive sales of SR.

As one in the media biz, I recall reading a few articles about this movie not too long ago that WB is actually aiming the movie towards A35-44 instead, touting the Reeve connection to entice dads/moms who grew up on Superman and want their younger kids to experience him. It's smart, IMO, and it also explains the more classic look of the hero here. Marketers are almost forgoing the teen crowd altogether. Comic junkies will come and the rest aren't likely to care much for SR anyways.
 
romeogbs19 said:
Caught this in Time the other day, too. I realized the critique wasn't particularly positive, but I doubt that Time has much influence on what summer blockbusters will do well. Let's be honest, plenty of bad movies sell despite critics' rants, and TIME is not recognized as an expert by any means.

I do think, however, that the writer does bring up a legitimate concern. SR is either going to be a huge hit or a big bust. I don't see it really falling in between, and there is some reason to be at least cautious about how this film might really do. The world, as Singer has said, has changed, and SR comes out at a time when movie-goers, esp. the fickle young crowd, prefer flicks like Hostel and Silent Hill ... It's hard to say whether that crowd, which makes up a significant chunk of current theater goers, are going to drive sales of SR.

As one in the media biz, I recall reading a few articles about this movie not too long ago that WB is actually aiming the movie towards A35-44 instead, touting the Reeve connection to entice dads/moms who grew up on Superman and want their younger kids to experience him. It's smart, IMO, and it also explains the more classic look of the hero here. Marketers are almost forgoing the teen crowd altogether. Comic junkies will come and the rest aren't likely to care much for SR anyways.
Not to mention there's only about 2 months left and Warner have forgotten they still need to release a full trailer
 
I don't think it's aiming for an older demographic. I think it's attempting to appeal to everyone. And Superman does that. He crosses all kinds of boundaries and isn't limited to 1 group of people.
 

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