Mace Dolex
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or why not just call it Scary Movie 5? This garbage was already released on 10/27/09 and stars Leslie Nielsen and the unfunny Kenan Thompson and Diora Baird who you might know from Accepted and....umm....some other crap.
Look at the spine art and you'll notice Freddy Krueger wearing Flava Flav's clock thingy.
Amazon description:
In the vein of spoof cinema like Austin Powers and the Scary Movie franchise, Stan Helsing lampoons contemporary film audiences never-ending fascination with what makes our blood curdle. In the story, hapless video store clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) and his friends must make a routine video delivery on Halloween night before going to a Halloween party. But when a chain of seemingly random mishaps strand Stan and the gang in Stormy Night Estates, Stan learns of his true destiny as a descendant of the legendary monster-hunter Van Helsing. With his motley band in tow including his best friend Teddy (Saturday Night Live star Kenan Thompson), he will battle evil in the form of parodies of movie monster icons Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Pinhead, Michael Myers, and Chucky! The ultimate confrontation between good and evil will require immeasurable courage, grim determination and a flair for karaoke?!?
Look at the spine art and you'll notice Freddy Krueger wearing Flava Flav's clock thingy.
Amazon description:
In the vein of spoof cinema like Austin Powers and the Scary Movie franchise, Stan Helsing lampoons contemporary film audiences never-ending fascination with what makes our blood curdle. In the story, hapless video store clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) and his friends must make a routine video delivery on Halloween night before going to a Halloween party. But when a chain of seemingly random mishaps strand Stan and the gang in Stormy Night Estates, Stan learns of his true destiny as a descendant of the legendary monster-hunter Van Helsing. With his motley band in tow including his best friend Teddy (Saturday Night Live star Kenan Thompson), he will battle evil in the form of parodies of movie monster icons Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Pinhead, Michael Myers, and Chucky! The ultimate confrontation between good and evil will require immeasurable courage, grim determination and a flair for karaoke?!?