Star Wars - Part Ten

[Thebumwhowalks]

As we all know, Lucas has said he is not going to do eps VII, VIII, and IX, and has this in his will so no-one else can do them after he dies, but apparently his daughter has plans circumvent this clause and make an episode 10! Here are the details...

Set in the far future of the Star Wars universe, episode X will feature the return of Jango Fett, now resurrected with an android head, and Mace Windu, now with cyborg arm, as they return to fight against each other in a universe spanning re-match, now that Jango has got a new jet-pack and can actually have a fair chance at kicking his ass. The episode has the working title of SW episode X: I'd rather be baldy then have no head at all, oh yeah? I'd rather have no head than be baldy.

This was all revealed on her twitter account last night when she was pissed up on the death sticks.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Just watched the final episode of Clone Wars season four, and there can surely be no doubt now that the series is everything the prequels should have been. The Clone Wars is a fantastic show.

However, the chief problem is the lightsaber duels. Not the duels themselves, but the lack of consequence to them. Consider; in the movies, every lightsaber fight has consequence...people either die, lose limbs, or get cut up - either way, there is always a clear victor to every one. It adds so much more tension and drama when you know one of the competitors is going down.

However, in The Clone Wars, you know that not only will no-one die, there will not be a clear winner either. Every light saber duel in the Clone Wars ends in stale mate, with one party escaping. Obviously the likes of Dooku can't be killed, but there should still be more consequence to these things. We should have seen Ashoka easily defeated by Ventress in the first season, and progress to a stage where she can hold her own. Things like that. In the 2D Clone Wars, Anakin absolutely kicked Ventress' ass, without actually killing her.

When Ventress and Obi-Wan fought Maul and Opress at the end of season 4, again it ended in running away. There are a lot of new characters now - Oppress, Cad Bane, various Jedi - who will presumably be killed at some point in the series. But why wait until the last season to kill them? If Darth Maul has been bought back, why keep Savage Opress around?

 

[CGHulk]

What is Katie Lucas' Twitter page?

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Just watched the final episode of Clone Wars season four, and there can surely be no doubt now that the series is everything the prequels should have been. The Clone Wars is a fantastic show.

However, the chief problem is the lightsaber duels. Not the duels themselves, but the lack of consequence to them. Consider; in the movies, every lightsaber fight has consequence...people either die, lose limbs, or get cut up - either way, there is always a clear victor to every one. It adds so much more tension and drama when you know one of the competitors is going down.

However, in The Clone Wars, you know that not only will no-one die, there will not be a clear winner either. Every light saber duel in the Clone Wars ends in stale mate, with one party escaping. Obviously the likes of Dooku can't be killed, but there should still be more consequence to these things. We should have seen Ashoka easily defeated by Ventress in the first season, and progress to a stage where she can hold her own. Things like that. In the 2D Clone Wars, Anakin absolutely kicked Ventress' ass, without actually killing her.

When Ventress and Obi-Wan fought Maul and Opress at the end of season 4, again it ended in running away. There are a lot of new characters now - Oppress, Cad Bane, various Jedi - who will presumably be killed at some point in the series. But why wait until the last season to kill them? If Darth Maul has been bought back, why keep Savage Opress around?

Spoiler

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[Thebumwhowalks]

What is Katie Lucas' Twitter page?

It has been taken offline now, George sent in the Bothan spies last night and they wiped the whole account, he has also apparently taken her computer away from her. Friends say she has been grounded, has locked herself in the Skywalker executive bathroom, has been throwing balls of soggy toilet paper at the ceiling, and is planning to protest by hanging upside down by her feet from the stagalytes of bog-roll.
you can support her cause for a Star Wars episode X by sending soggy bog-roll to this address:

Skywalker Ranch
Modesto Calacofornia
C3R2POD2
America

 

[OptimusPrime114]

That's not a good April fool's joke.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

That's not a good April fool's joke.

you may have all those Star Wars books, and more action figurines than me, and more Star Wars extra bonus level characters who were not in the movies knowledge as a result, but I!....I have Star Wars pyjamas. Return of the Jedi pyjamas to be precise!

 

[CGHulk]

you may have all those Star Wars books, and more action figurines than me, and more Star Wars extra bonus level characters who were not in the movies knowledge as a result, but I!....I have Star Wars pyjamas. Return of the Jedi pyjamas to be precise!

Does your mommy still tuck you in for the night?

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Does your mommy still tuck you in for the night?

No, didn't you get the memo? We switched moms for that activity.
Your mom gives good baths, she said you were not that into them, you were going for some world record or something.

 

[Speedball]

you may have all those Star Wars books, and more action figurines than me, and more Star Wars extra bonus level characters who were not in the movies knowledge as a result, but I!....I have Star Wars pyjamas. Return of the Jedi pyjamas to be precise!

Reading your posts is like trying to read a Stephanie Meyer book, except one that's written while she's drunk and maybe even on meth.
Where the frak is Calacofornia?

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Reading your posts is like trying to read a Stephanie Meyer book, except one that's written while she's drunk and maybe even on meth.
Where the frak is Calacofornia?

It is not actually in frak, frakenzedeutch? eh, maybe you don't speak it, anyway, Calacofornia is actually in the outside of George Lucas' house in America, you have to go there first to get in the house, and can be seen from the windows. If you are in the washing machine and can't see it, that's because you are looking out the wrong window, that is just a kitchen, I like to be precise with my directions, so look out a proper window located in a wall, there you will see Calcofornia, it is in frak, I think anyway, I think someone told me that, can't recall.

 

[Speedball]

What kind of fantastic drugs are you on and how do I get some?

 

[Warhammer]

What in the hell is this thread about? Goodness gracious.

 

[Speedball]

Can someone please just close this one? Don't merge, just wipe it off the face of the Galaxy like Alderaan?

 

[Warhammer]

Thebumwhowalks, no disrespect to you, but you need your thread privileges taken away for the rest of the day.