Star Wars Quotes II: The Empire Quotes Back.

[Noir]

Okay, last year I made a thread about putting Star Wars to caption photos of recent events and Historical photos.

I'll start:

You, my friend, are all that remains of their religion.

 

[SuBe]

Hillary to Obama:

If you will not be turned you will be destroyed! Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! You have paid the price for your lack of vision!

 

[Noir]

^

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

 

[William_C]

Several fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me!

 

[SuBe]

It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.

 

[Noir]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

 

[William_C]

I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission here. I have to face him.

 

[SuBe]

Den BOOM! Getin very scared and grabin dat Jedi, den pah...mesa here.

 

[SuBe]

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here.

*normally I wouldn't do that, but I couldn't resist.*

 

[Noir]

I like Ron Paul

 

[SuBe]

That is the sound of a thousand terrible things all headed this way.

 

[Noir]

If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.

 

[SuBe]

PUTIN:

It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated. And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a Grand Army of the Republic to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists.

 

[Noir]

To ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire! For a safe, and secure, society!

 

[SuBe]

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is.

 

[CorpusBlack]

Best f'n thread EVER!

 

[CorpusBlack]

If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.

 

[SuBe]

Thought you might like this... it's a... well, it's kind of hard to explain... it's a... WOW! You know what I mean? Happy Life Day... and I do mean Happy Life Day.

 

[CorpusBlack]

"This is Red 5, I'm going in!"

 

[CorpusBlack]

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"

 

[CorpusBlack]

"Around the survivors a perimeter create."

 

[Noir]

Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her.


^ Thats my Chris Crocker.

 

[Noir]

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.

 

[Eggyman]

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

 

[Eggyman]

Who's scruffy looking?