&*%@ Starbucks and Lowes!!!

[Assassin]

So, I've got a Lowes right next to my house, like a quarter mile away but I prefer Home Depot, Its the last in my area and its only 4 miles away. Builders square and HQ all closed down because of this Home Depot. Anyways, they put up a Tim Hortons accross the street and rebuilt the gas station next door and it looked like they were really trying to boom the bussiness in that part of the town (its right off of the I-75 exit). So today I noticed something while was getting coffie from Tim Hortons, Like 50-60 feet away from Home Depot, theres a brand new Lowes they're almost done building (they were painting the blue trim on today) and right across from H.D in the parking lot, theres a brand new Starbucks that isnt open yet (its built but will open next month sign said) The starbucks is a ****ing street accross from the new Tim Hortons, and the Lowes is not even accross the street, its in the ****ing parking lot of Home Depot. Aint that a *****?

 

[Darthphere]

Um what? Ingles por favor.

 

[enterthemadness]

Lowes wouldn't hire me. Not even a interview. fools!

Yeah, that is some bad ****.

 

[X-Chick]

Huh?

What's the big deal? They all do that. And what the **** is Tim Horton's?

 

[Erzengel]

He's like one of those crazies, whenever I go into NYC shouting on the street corner.

*blah blah blah* Home Depot *blah blah blah*

 

[enterthemadness]

Huh?

What's the big deal? They all do that. And what the **** is Tim Horton's?

Since he mentioned a Star bucks...I guess a local coffee place.

 

[X-Chick]

He's like one of those crazies, whenever I go into NYC shouting on the street corner.

*blah blah blah* Home Depot *blah blah blah*

Yeah, that's about what I got from it.

 

[Equinox]

And what the **** is Tim Horton's?

You're kidding right... Its like Starbucks in Canada.. Atleast as far as I know...

 

[Darthphere]

He's like one of those crazies, whenever I go into NYC shouting on the street corner.

*blah blah blah* Home Depot *blah blah blah*

Yeah, crazy.

 

[X-Chick]

Since he mentioned a Star bucks...I guess a local coffee place.

No ****. I need a more detailed explanation. For example, why is he mad that Starbucks is opening? Its awesome.

 

[X-Chick]

You're kidding right... Its like Starbucks in Canada.. Atleast as far as I know...

No, I'm not kidding. How in the hell would I know about it unless I lived in Canada?

 

[Darthphere]

And there are Starbucks in Canada so im not understanding the analogy.

 

[enterthemadness]

No ****. I need a more detailed explanation. For example, why is he mad that Starbucks is opening? Its awesome.

because he likes the Canadian Starbucks better! Not that hard.

 

[triplefive]

Second Cup = Starbucks in Canada...

I'd say Timmy Ho's is more like Dunkin Donuts, but with a better image.



oh, we also still have Starbucks.

 

[Master Chief]

You're kidding right... Its like Starbucks in Canada.. Atleast as far as I know...

Yeah, there's lots of them.

 

[tzarinna]

He lives in Michigan.

 

[X-Chick]

Why is everyone saying stuff is like Starbucks in Canada when there are Starbucks in Canada?

 

[Erzengel]

They speak incoherent English in Michigan?

 

[enterthemadness]

He lives in Michigan.

Loch Ness is going down!

 

[X-Chick]

because he likes the Canadian Starbucks better! Not that hard.

Oh wow, that explains everything! Like why I'm not the only person who doesn't know what in the hell that place is. Go sit in a corner somewhere.

 

[Master Chief]

They sell doughnuts and sandwiches and stuff I think. It's cool in Tim Hortons, I was stuck at one for like, four or five hours once.

Why is everyone saying stuff is like Starbucks in Canada when there are Starbucks in Canada?

Mayhaps 'cause Starbucks isn't really as big in Canada as it is in America. But I dunno.

 

[Dope Nose]

yeah, Dunkin' Donuts is probably a fair comparison. and like X-Chick I don't get what the big deal is. competing franchises do this all the time.

 

[Darthphere]

They speak incoherent English in Michigan?

Apparently.

 

[X-Chick]

They speak incoherent English in Michigan?

I :heart: you. You keep saying what I'm going to say, but sooner.

 

[tzarinna]

I hate Home Depot. They never have what I need and can never find anyone to help me much less knows what the **** is going on.

Starbucks has good sandwiches.
I've been to Horton's but I think I just had coffee and a doughnut,not much to judge by.