Starship Hype III: Endgame.

[enterthemadness]

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - BRIDGE

CAPTAIN DRAKON sits in the command chair.

Drakon: I don't understand. How is it we could only get a doctor to join our crew at the last three space cities we checked?

Dog Lips: Probably because we have lost a lot of crew members in the last two months. That's more than any other starship in the same time frame.

Holly Goodhead: The new doctor is very good looking. I'd love for him to examine me.

Dew. K: Me too.

Holly Goodhead: He's mine penguin!

Dew. K:

Drakon: Women, there's plenty of the Drake to go around.

Holly Goodhead: I rather go out with Dog Lips, and he licks his privates.

Dog Lips: I'm part dog, part human. I can't control the dog side of me.

DR HUNTER walks through the automatic door and onto the bridge.

Dr. Hunter: Attention everybody. I need to perform physical exams on the entire crew.

Drakon: Noobs first, then the ladies, and finally me.

Darren Daring: I'm not a lady.

Drakon: You are under me!

Dr. Hunter: I would check the two noobs first, but I can't find them anywhere.

Drakon: I'm sure they're playing video games or jacking off somewhere.

Dog Lips: Some of my shirts were stuck together this morning when I woke up.

Drakon: NOOBS!

Dr. Hunter: Okay...anyway, the first person I will examine is...Holly Goodhead!

Dew. K: It's because she's beautiful and gives good h--

Holly Goodhead(interrupting): SHHHH!

Dr. Hunter: No, her last name comes before yours.

Holly Goodhead: I'll change into something more comfortable.

 

[Hunter Rider]

LOL good startt:

 

[enterthemadness]

Thanks. Nice to know I have a loyal reader besides Bored.

 

[bored]

Is that how it is, etm? I see. It's okay. Don't you worry about me.

 

[enterthemadness]

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - HOLLY QUARTERS

Holly wears a very comfortable outfit. She walks over to the mirror and looks at herself.

Holly Goodhead: Meow!

The lights flicker.

Holly Goodhead(Cont'd): What was that?

The lights flicker again and go out. Holly screams.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - SICK BAY

Dr. Hunter checks his watch.

Dr. Hunter: It's been twenty minutes. Either she has nothing comfortable to wear or she is trying to impress me, and is having a hard time choosing outfits.
(beat)
I better check on her.

He walks out of the room.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - HALLWAY - CONTINOUS

Dr. Hunter walks down the hallway and stops at Holly's quarters. The automatic door opens and he steps into the dark room.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - HOLLY QUARTERS

Dr. Hunter(Cont'd): Holly, are you here?

He flips on the light switch.

Dr. Hunter(Cont'd): Holly--

He sees Holly's dead body on the floor. He screams like a girl.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - HOLLY QUARTERS - MOMENTS LATER

Drakon, Dog Lips, Dew.k, and Darren Daring stand in the room with Dr. Hunter. Darren puts a sheet over Holly.

Drakon: So, you found her like this?

Dr. Hunter: Yes. I decided to check on her when she didn't show up for her exam.

Drakon: I'm going to cut to the chase you sob phd Harvard grad.

Dr. Hunter(interrupting): Harvard hasn't existed for seventy years.

Drakon: You admit you're a sob then?

Dr. Hunter: No.

Drakon: Okay. Well, I think you killed Holly!

Dr. Hunter: Oh boy, I heard you make even the dumbest celebrities smart, but I didn't believe it until now. Aren't you going to suspect Malice or the two noobs of killing her?

Drakon: Why would they do that?

Dr. Hunter: I dunno, but it would be fare to also suspect them instead of only me!

Dog Lips: He brings up a good point, Captain.

Drakon: We'll find them and ask where they were when she died. Do you know how she died?

Dr. Hunter: Being a doctor, I did look at the body before I told you. Seems like she's been choked to death, but there's no marks on her neck.

Darren Daring: How can that be?

Dr. Hunter: I dunno, maybe a ghost killed her or a person wearing gloves?

Dew.k: I loved how you worded that.

Dr. Hunter: You're too old for me.

Dew.k: But I'm fun and have a great personality!

Dr. Hunter: Your idea of fun according to your file is making up stories and bossing penguins around. Well, I don't like women that lie or boss penguins around.

Dew.k: My penguin army will torture and kill you! Then use your bones as toys!

Dr. Hunter(into tape recorder): Ms. Dew has anger problems from not having any fun if you knnow what I mean.

Drakon: Cake?

Dr. Hunter:

 

[enterthemadness]

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - GAME ROOM

MALICE, ERIC DRAVEN, and ASTEROID-MAN, sit on the floor playing a video game.

Malice: The only thing better than banning noobs is owning them in video games.

Eric Draven: We were having fun until you showed up. So, do us a favor and leave. Besides old people like you shouldn't be playing games.

Malice: Fine--

The TV and video game system shut off.

Malice(Cont'd): What happened?

Bored's Ghost appears out of thin air in front of them.

Bored Ghost: I turned off the tv and game, dumbass.

Asteroid-Man: G-G-G-GHOST!

Bored Ghost: D-D-D-DEAD!

Bored grabs a sword out of thin air and beheads Asteroid-Man!

Eric Draven: Dude, that was not cool!

Bored Ghost: What about this?

Bored beheads Eric Draven.

Malice takes out his laser gun and fires at Bored's Ghost. The lasers go through him.

Bored Ghost(Cont'd): I'm a ghost, genius. In case you are wondering, your time is coming soon.

Malice closes his eyes. He opens them and Bored's Ghost is gone.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - HOLLY QUARTERS

Malice runs into the room.

Malice: Who's piloting the ship and why is everyone in here?

Drakon: Auto-Pilot and Holly is dead.

Malice: The two noobs are dead! Bored's ghost killed them!

Drakon: to the Drake cave!

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - DRAKON QUARTERS

Everyone stands in the room. Drakon presses a red button on the wall and it opens up, revealing a secret room of swords.

Darren Daring: Is the Drake cave your quarters, because this isn't a cave.

Drakon: What do you think?

Enterthemadness Ghost(O.S.): I think you can't tell the difference between a cave and a room.

Everyone turns around and sees Enterthemadness's Ghost standing behind them holding a sword.

Drakon: ETM!

Enterthemadness Ghost: It's Enter...The...MADNESS! Not ETM you dumbass.

Drakon: Am not!

Enterthemadness Ghost: What is two times four?

Drakon: A piece of wood!

Enterthemadness Ghost: Eight. A two by four is a piece of wood. Seriously, who let you become a damn captain?

 

[Darren Daring]

I like how I'm intentionally the least important character in every scene.

 

[enterthemadness]

I like how I'm intentionally the least important character in every scene.

Yeah, your role in the Starship Hype series has never been big. At least you have a line in every chapter...so far.

 

[bored]

My ghost is a badass, what can I say?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Can Drak save the dayt:

 

[enterthemadness]

Malice: Where's your friend Bored at?

Enterthemadness Ghost: Who?

Malice takes off his shirt and turns around. A picture of Bored's face is tattooed on his back.

Darren Daring: Why do you--

Malice(interrupting): Lost a bet.

Enterthemadness Ghost: More like a man crush.

Malice:

Darren Daring: That tattoo must have hurt and cost a lot of money.

Malice: Are you Captain Obivous or something?

The lights go out. The lights come back on and Dr. Hunter, Dew.k, Dog Lips, and Darren Daring are dead on the ground. Their heads beheaded from their body.

Bored's Ghost stands next to Malice and Drakon.

Bored Ghost: That's a very good picture of me, Malice.

Malice and Drakon step back.

Drakon: Afraid to fight someone with the lights on?

Bored Ghost: Takes to long to kill them.

Enterthemadness Ghost: What's with the sword collection, Dreken?

Drakon: It is Drakon! D-r-e...damnit! You made me forget how to spell my name!

Enterthemadness Ghost: I'm sure your low iq is at fault for that, and not me, Cap Dreke.

Malice: How did you two jackasses become ghosts?

Bored Ghost: I'm not a jackass. I'm a badass killing mofo.

Enterthemadness Ghost: We...

Enterthemadness's Ghost vanishes. He appears next to Malice's right ear.

Enterthemadness Ghost(Cont'd): DIED!

Malice holds his right ear and walks away.

Malice: I think my ear is bleeding!

Drakon takes a sword out of the secret room. He slashes Bored's Ghost in half! Blue light comes out of Bored's stomach. He vanishes into the light.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Noooooooo!!! im worm food i love Drak's character in thist:

 

[enterthemadness]

Only space worms live in space...you're space worm food...Mr. Dead.

 

[Darren Daring]

aw

 

[enterthemadness]

aw

We all learned today that your character can't defend himself in the dark.

 

[enterthemadness]

Enterthemadness Ghost: You have swords that can kill ghosts!

Drakon: No, it makes a blue light come out of them and they disappear.

Enterthemadness Ghost: Don't get smart with me!

Enterthemadness Ghost vanishes.

Malice: Where did he go?

Drakon: Don't know. We have a mess to clean through.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - SICK BAY

Every dead body lays on the floor in the room.

Drakon: It's going to be hard replacing the crew.

Malice: Yeah, but at least we can have a vacation.

Drakon: Is it hot in here?

Malice: You don't think he is on the bridge?

They stare at eachother and then run out of the room.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - BRIDGE

Malice and Drakon run onto the bridge. The ship is on course for the sun!

Enterthemadness Ghost(V.O): Don't bother trying to pilot the ship. The controls are broken and you can't override the auto-pilot.

Drakon: Where are you?

Malice: It looks like we have under five minutes before the ship blows up. We need to leave.

Drakon: Not until I avenge my crew.

Enterthemadness Ghost appears behind Drakon with his sword in both hands.

Enterthemadness Ghost: Behind you.

He stabs Drakon in the back with his sword! Drakon falls to his knees. Enterthemadness Ghost pulls the sword out of his back.

Enterthemadness Ghost: You had to kill Bored you little piece of--

Malice(interrupting): What happens to you when the ship explodes?

Enterthemadness Ghost: I go to one of two places knowing you two are dead.

Drakon stands up and swings his sword at Enter's head. He cuts his head off and a blue light comes out of his neck!

Drakon: Run!

Malice: Captain...

Drakon falls down dead.

Malice runs out of the room.

EXT. STARSHIP HYPE - SPACE

The ship is close to the sun. It turns a bright red.

INT. STARSHIP HYPE - DOCKING BAY

Malice drips with sweat. His shoes melt as he takes each step towards the escape pods. He falls down from the heat. His skin burns from the hot floor. He screams. Malice crawls over to the escape pods, leaving blood and skin on the burning floor.

EXT. STARSHIP HYPE - SPACE

The ship explodes!

The End.

 

[Darren Daring]

Bummer

 

[Halcohol]

Apparently the ability to defend yourself in the dark is overrated.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Damn Malice got fleshed good stuff etm

 

[enterthemadness]

I like to thank everyone who read and commented on my story. Even though I had to PM you all...except for hal...the noob. EDIT- Ok, Hal isn't a noob...but I haven't seen him/she before.

Um...the...Malice being fleshed thing was added on the fly to make the final chapter longer. So was some of the dialouge for Malice and Drakon.

If I ever write a fourth Starship Hype story...there's going to have to be a signup thread for it. For new characters ans so there's actual interest in it.

 

[bored]

serves drakon right for ghost-killing me

 

[enterthemadness]

For such a badass you sure went down easy.

 

[bored]

Drakon was who I thought he was, and I let him off the hook!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

YOU KILLED ME! You can't just kill Asteroid-Man unless you are his "Guardian Brethren" And you wouldn't know who they are unless you read my comic book. Anyways, Asteroid-Man NEVER DIES!!!!!!!!!! MUHHUHAHAHAHAHA

 

[enterthemadness]

did you bump this up for today's Hype Challenge?

I thought this was deleted. Thanks for bumping it up.