Startup Ambrosia offering to inject seniors with young people blood due to anti-aging properties

[terry78]

Controversial Startup Ambrosia Offers Adults Young Blood Transfusions As Anti-Aging Therapy


Well, we've finally managed to come full circle.

 

[Greens]

Does this mean that if you give a baby this blood it's going to age faster? We need to look at this from all angles.

 

[Lighthouse]

Startup Boss: "Hey I got an idea. Remember how Countess Elizabeth Bathory bathed in the blood of young virgins to restore her youth? We should sell that service to rich people! I mean, if they buy **** from Goop and don't vaccinate their kids, they'll fall for anything!"

 

[Lily Adler]

That explains all those kidnappings in that area.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Finally, we've found a use for millennials.

 

[Guts]

Reminds me of that one user on here who tried to start a conspiracy theory about the rich kidnapping kids for meat.

 

[Guts]

Ambrosia?

 

[Donner]

Just age naturally until the sweet release of death.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Reminds me of that one user on here who tried to start a conspiracy theory about the rich kidnapping kids for meat.

Meh, the gay community's been doing that for years. Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud ... nevermind.

 

[AResistor]

Meh, the gay community's been doing that for years. Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud ... nevermind.

Come on man, the first rule of fight club is to never talk about fight club.

 

[Lily Adler]

Come on man, the first rule of fight club is to never talk about fight club.

I'm not sure sword fighting qualifies.

 

[AResistor]

I'm not sure sword fighting qualifies.

Hopefully there isn't any cock blocking though.

 

[Teelie]

Of course this is a scam. Any time there is a health "miracle" treatment you know there is something suspect. The icing on top of this bloody cake is they haven't released any of their medical research that proves it.

 

[Guts]

Of course this is a scam. Any time there is a health "miracle" treatment you know there is something suspect. The icing on top of this bloody cake is they haven't released any of their medical research that proves it.

Are you telling me jilly juice won't make me live to be 400?

 

[AResistor]

Are you telling me jilly juice won't make me live to be 400?

I drink jilly juice. It’s like soylent green. I dig it!

(this post is either very random or very morbid depending on one’s movie history)

 

[Teelie]

I had never heard of it before now. And seeing the claims it can cure, it's pure snake oil.

 

[Lily Adler]

I had never heard of it before now. And seeing the claims it can cure, it's pure snake oil.

The Kardashians will endorse it and claim it cured Kanye of his dementia.

 

[terry78]

FDA officially warns against buying young blood

Well, I'm glad someone verified that doing this is nuts.