Schlosser85
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Alexander has Anthony Hopkins monologue/narrate endlessly about what a legend Alexander is without showing any of it. All it shows is this whiny, wishy-washy Mama's boy who doesn't know wtf he wants. And Colin Farrell is just laughable. And Angelina Jolie as his mother with that Transylvania accent. And the movie being so, so timid in the way it dances all around Alexander and Hephaestion's relationship. Let's have Colin Farrell and Jared Leto give lots of puppy eyes and oh yea, hug a lot. Wow, hot and heavy. Especially considering a few months later we got Heath Ledger plowing Jake Gyllenhaal in a tent, way to look even more scaredy-cat, movie.