statements of the blatantly obvious

[blud_knight]

I have noticed that a lot of these boards are bogged down with people making statements of the blatantly obvious. You know who you are. Feel free to bring them here. We welcome them.
Examples:

The hulk is big.
Ghost rider is strong
Captain America is a Republican
Emma Frost dresses like a stripper

 

[Eros]

This thread sucks [example not an insult].

 

[supermarvelman]

Well I would say Cap is a Democrat, not a republican.

 

[blud_knight]

^ red white and blue, says the pledge every morning, is a government tool. Come on.

 

[supermarvelman]

He's not a government tool, just look at Civil War.

 

[Eros]

He's not a government tool, just look at Civil War.

Ultimate cap is a goverment tool, but 616 cap is not anymore.

 

[blud_knight]

Okay I will go with 616 cap not being a tool anymore. I still think he is waving the rep flag. I think he is more of a Liberal Republican, where as Tony Stark is a hard core Conservative.
Flip Flopping Spidey is Demo all the way

 

[supermarvelman]

Well, IMO Cap wont be waving the flag around to much longer. He will be Ronin.

 

[blud_knight]

^ probably, kind of funny that the big patriotic boyscout will be considered to be unamerican. Huh, I might be able to respect him again.

 

[supermarvelman]

Exactly, he doesn't believe what America stands for anymore, why sport the flag. He will be a Ronin a masterless samurai.

Cap is Ronin, funny that works for this thread cause it's blatently obvious.

 

[supermarvelman]

Wolverine is overexposed

 

[blud_knight]

she hulk has big. . . brains

 

[supermarvelman]

DC is boring.

 

[blud_knight]

^ Marvel does to much with time travel

 

[CyberFaust]

I am God
Batman likes to spend time on beaches in Miami

 

[blud_knight]

Who is Beaches? She sounds hot

 

[CyberFaust]

She's a powerful Dc character, she's made of sand and really flat and sunny

 

[supermarvelman]

DC is to black and white.

 

[blud_knight]

bet that chafes

 

[supermarvelman]

Wha?

 

[blud_knight]

DC is to black and white.

batman is gray

 

[blud_knight]

cyclops is a puss

 

[Eros]

52 is the key to everything

 

[blud_knight]

Wha?

cyberfaust said that beaches is a woman made out of sand. I said i bet that chafes.

 

[supermarvelman]

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