Primal Slayer
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I was scared of the clown/pennywise as a child. But is this even still getting made? Seems like nothing has happened in forever.
I wish they could get a King cinematic universe going, similiar to the MCU... so many of his books tie together, the movies should too. Get IT, Salem's Lot, The Stand, and then get the Dark Tower going.


Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrie would be way too old. Were they not both adults in the 80s? not 11 year old kids.
You're gonna lose A LOT of the book in a 2 and a half hour movie. The miniseries was decent, but it suffered because of the need to be network friendly. I think the book's adaptation would be best suited for Showtime or HBO, where a miniseries would be uninhibited by the censorship of violence, language and sex.
I don't think, though, that even SHO or HBO would allow the book's climactic sex romp between the children to be shown.
Maybe not shown, but certainly IMPLIED. Like the rape scene in A Time To Kill, or Hound Dog for example.
Or alternatively, it could be done in much the same way the ending shot in Sleepaway Camp was done. In that movie they got a very petite body double who was 18 or 19 at the time, glued a latex mask of Angela's face over his actual face, put a long black wig on him and then shot the scene in relatively low light. In this case, the foreplay would be done using the kids and they would strip down to their underwear. Then they will be replaced by very petite bod doubles who are all 18 or 19 years old. Any physical naked contact would be done by them. The close ups of the kids faces during orgasm or what have you is done with the kids not even touching each other. splice it all together in the editing room and it will look like the young stars are all having sex.
Also, I would like to point out that the movie KIDS had very graphic underage sex in it, and it was very well received by the public AND very well reviewed.
The Nolstalgia critic is awesome, lol.So I braved and I watched, yes, I watched.... The Nostalgia Critic's Review of IT. And Pennywise still scares me. Though the funniness did get me through it.
Acting or not, I wouldn't be able to buy Murphy especially as a child from the 80's.The man is 50 years old.
Acting or not, I wouldn't be able to buy Murphy especially as a child from the 80's.The man is 50 years old.