Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 2

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Powderpuff football is an annual thing most High Schools here in the states have. Basically the cheerleaders and other girls become the football players and the football players and other guys become the cheerleaders. I have no idea where the hell this idea came from but it's been around for a long ass time

 

[blksuperman2]

Just realized you're from France. So, American Football is sometimes played either two-hand touch (far less violence) or w/ flags attached to the waist (extremely far less violence).

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Playground Bans Winnie-the-Pooh for Being Pantsless, "Sexually Dubious"

Winnie-the-Pooh, a beloved companion to generations of children, has reportedly been banned from a Polish playground for his lack of pants and his allegedly fuzzy gender identity. Oh, bother.

A.A. Milne's famous character was being considered as the face of a new playground in Tuszyn, Poland, the Croatian Times reports, but members of the local council found certain aspects of the bear "disturbing" and "inappropriate."

"The problem with that bear is it doesn't have a complete wardrobe," said Councillor Ryszard Cichy, referring to Pooh's lack of pants. He felt a Polish fictional bear, which is completely clothed, would be a better pick.

Pooh, of course, doesn't wear pants because he doesn't have genitalia and is a bear. He's a totally non-sexual children's character (except on the internet, where rule 34 exists and everything is terrible).

But that argument didn't fly with the local council, which apparently spent a lot of time considering the finer points of a cartoon bear's anatomy.

"It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite," one official reportedly said.

"This is very disturbing, but can you imagine?" councillor Hanna Jachimska added, "The author was over 60 and cut [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

They haven't decided which character will represent the playground, but the inappropriate, disturbing, sexually dubious, silly old bear has been officially removed from consideration.

http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/A...Naked_Winnie_The_Pooh_Banned_From_Playground_

What kind of psychos don't like poor old Pooh bear?

 

[Slushy]

Oh, bother.

 

[Apollo]

You got to be kidding me.... I guess pretty much every cartoon animal character is in trouble now!

 

[Marvolo]

I don't understand why Pooh Bear needs testicles. In what way would hairy testicles and a penis improve the character?

My childhood would have involved a lot more nightmares if my stuffed pooh bear had been packing.

 

[Breogan]

"Protesters" thinking they control the streets stroll into oncoming traffic - while chanting: Back up ...we want freedom! To cars who can't see or hear them?

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Then conveniently accuse him of running the red. And yell "Protesters didn't cause this!"

 

[vindrow]

Watch out Porky Pig...they are coming for you n-n-n-n-n-next.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Two Idiots Brave the Arctic Blast for Drug Deal That Gets Caught on TV

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As winter's frostbitten hand *****-slaps the east coast with flurries, two men emerge from the frozen tundra in Worcester, Ma. to make what appears to be a drug deal as a very enthusiastic reporter tells everyone: snow day!

Everyone (including the news anchors back at the station) is laughing, but here's the thing: The video taken by giggling concerned citizens ("That was the biggest live drug deal!!!!!") is almost too good to be true. This could be fake. Look how those guys walk up to each other—you get the sense that they are aware of the cameras. But I don't believe anything on the internet anymore!

If the video is not a fraud, and these two men actually completed a drug deal on live TV, then they are heroes to blizzard-defying druggies everywhere.

Update: Apparently, this video was recorded from a 2013 broadcast but for whatever reason only made itself known today.

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/dont-deal-drugs-on-tv-kids/

I've seen deals go down under weirder circumstances than that so I think it's legit

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Comcast Billed a Customer $3,000 For Moving Out of Their Clutches

This week in Comcast Simply Doesn't Give a F*** About You: A Tennessee man says the cable giant—ironic motto: "Comcast cares"—slapped him with a $3,000 bill because he moved to an area it doesn't serve.

Adrain Fraim, a self-employed artist and web designer who used Comcast's business-class Internet in his Antioch, Tenn., home office, arranged to have his service transferred when he moved to nearby Clarksville.

But he told local news station WSMV that after his move, Comcast never showed up. And when he called, he learned the company doesn't actually serve his new location.

You may recognize "moving to an area Comcast doesn't serve" as one of Comcast's valid reasons for cancelling your home service. It's so common that people share non-Comcast zip codes online as a "lifehack" to help customers through the sometimes-arduous cancellation process.

In Fraim's case, though, that apparently wasn't good enough. He was locked into a 3-year contract for business service, the fine print of which included a massive early termination fee. Despite his protests that he never intended to cancel his service, he was billed $2,789.

"I wanted to keep their service," Fraim said, "I feel like I was being punished because they don't offer the service here."

The company has the ability to waive the fee for customers with "extenuating circumstances," including moving out-of-area, but they didn't tell Fraim that until he got WSMV involved.

As we've seen in the past, questionable charges that Comcast can't resolve sometimes magically disappear in the face of bad publicity.

http://www.dailydot.com/business/comcast-bills-man-for-leaving/?fb=dd

I feel so bad for anyone dealing with that company

 

[KevanG]

I honestly don't see why people are so surprised that companies do that. I used to work for Bell Canada doing tech, billing and retention/cancelations. There was always a 30 day wait for canceling (excused only in VERY limited circumstances) and if you had a contract then you either paid until the end or you paid a minimum $100 early termination fee on top of the 30 days, per service. So if you had a contract with 4 services (phone, tv, cell and internet) to get a bundle discount then you'd be paying at least $400 for canceling not counting any other fees like hardware rentals, existing debts for hardware (cell phones) or anything else and that was only residential, business was a whole 'nother thing with even stricter rules.

Basically, the only way to get out of paying a contract for Bell was the owner of the account died and they were the only people who used the account, you moved out of service area (which this guy did but got charged anyway) or you're able to suspend your account for 6 months until the contract expires so you just have to pay the 30 days. That's if the people you talk to actually cancel your service and not just suspend it so it doesn't affect their stats in retention. Sometimes you'll get people who will just suspend everything while telling you that it's canceled and you'll get a bill six months from now that says it wasn't.

So yeah, those companies are crap when trying to get away for any reason.

 

[Breogan]

Woman allegedly kills herself with gun bought to prepare for Ferguson unrest- http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/23/us/ferguson-woman-kills-herself/index.html

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Thanks for the explanation DJ and BLK.

 

[Slushy]

Tourist fined 20,000 Euros for vandalising Colosseum

A Russian tourist has been fined 20,000 Euros ($25,000) for engraving a 10-inch tall letter 'K' on a wall of the Colosseum.

The 42-year-old was caught using a pointed stone to carve the letter by a guard at the landmark in Rome, Italy.

He was fined and handed a suspended four-year jail sentence on Saturday.

The incident was the fifth act of vandalism at the Colosseum this year.

Officials have complained about a lack of staff to properly monitor the city's landmarks - with increasing numbers of visitors seeking to leave their mark on them.

They should've fed him to the lions!

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Teen Girl Arrested for Running High School Prostitution Ring On Facebook

A 17-year-old Florida girl was arrested Friday for human trafficking after the Venice police department began investigating a high school prostitution ring organized on Facebook. The girl arranged at least one act of prostitution that involved a 15-year-old girl and a 21-year-old man, according to cops.

WTSP reports that John Mosher, 21, was arrested after the alleged act of prostitution took place. Cops say Mosher paid $40 and a bottle of alcohol to have sex with a 15-year-old girl. The girl told police she met Mosher at a community pool shed, and when she tried to back out of the deal, he forced her.

The alleged 17-year-old ringleader colluded with another high school student on Facebook to organize meetings like Mosher's, according to cops. In one of the exchanges, the alleged ringleader wrote:

Why pimp out old h*** when I have fresh young h*** I can give up for money? As long as I'm getting paid I'm trafficking all these (expletive deleted).

Police say her plan involved charging $50 for oral sex and $100 for sex with a virgin.

The case was brought to law enforcement's attention by four girls at Venice High School, which neighbors the alleged ringleader's Riverview High School. The girls told cops that the alleged ringleader and another teen boy tried to recruit them to join the ring.

WTSP reports that police will make another arrest in the case today.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/loca...hool-prostitution-ring-investigated/70077410/

What the hell is wrong with these kids?! And her prices are stupid low, she is a horrible pimp

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Game Rotten Tomatoes Backfired Spectacularly

Kirk Cameron—holy moron, village idiot, bigot in pilgrim's clothing—is losing his battle to save Christmas from the gays or whatever, and he's blaming the critics.

92% of the people who professionally tell you which movies not to see have strongly suggested you not see Cameron's Saving Christmas (because it is the Room of Christmas movies). That doesn't bode well for the film's chances of catching on outside its target audience (to wit: devoted Christian moms, but only after they're done cooking, singing, and being their children's strength.)

Cameron, who's apparently made $2 million on his holy war against "happy holidays" thus far, fought back against the critical consensus by asking his fans to overwhelm Rotten Tomatoes with positive reviews:

All of you who love Saving Christmas – go rate it at Rotten Tomatoes right now and send the message to all the critics that WE decide what movies we want our families to see! If 2,000 of you (out of almost 2 million on this page) take a minute to rate Saving Christmas, it will give the film a huge boost and more will see it as a result!

In a followup post, he celebrated that his plan was working, getting the audience rating up to 94% Fresh at one point. But, he warned, the "haters" and "atheists" had already come out of the woodwork.

Due to strong and ancient evils like "atheism" and "good taste," the film's audience rating is back down to a generous 36%, and most of the comments are now totally NSFK*. Which, in Cameron's mind, is just more evidence that he's a victim of some anti-Christian conspiracy, not a victim of his own crappy filmmaking.

In the end, anyone who was going to see Saving Christmas (no one) will still see it, and anyone who wasn't (everyone) still won't. This whole exercise really accomplished a lot and was a good use of time for everyone involved.

Happy holidays!

*Not safe for Kirk.

http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/11...rottentomatoes-was-quickly-swamped-by-trolls/

Kirk is a HUGE tool

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Couple's Monopoly Game Ends With Her Smacking His Dumb Face

I do not know 21-year-old Alyssa Ferraro of Hooksett, NH, but from what we can gather from her reported arrest by police following a presumably intense game of Monopoly, she's just a woman who needed to tell her boyfriend, "f*** this crap" ("this crap" being "u r cheating at this game") with her hand.

Police were called to a home last Sunday at 11:59 p.m. where Ferraro, the New Hampshire Union Leader reports, allegedly "got into an argument with her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly and open hand slapped him in the face."

According to CBS Boston, Ferraro was charged with domestic violence related simple assault and was released from jail on $2,000 bail. The boyfriend "was not seriously hurt" but we assume will never cheat at Monopoly ever again.

http://www.wmur.com/news/woman-arrested-after-board-game-turns-violent/29897730

I haven't played too many games of monopoly that didn't end in people getting pissed off

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
Who snitched to the police ? The BF ?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

One would assume

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

*********ing Passenger Forces Emergency Landing on Virgin America Flight

A plane full of people headed to LA got a free trip to Nebraska thanks to a passenger who wouldn't stop *********ing on a Virgin America flight, forcing the plane to make an emergency landing.

FAA officials said the Boston to Los Angeles flight was forced to land briefly in Nebraska due to a "medical emergency" last month that, according to police, originated with a horny 26-year-old.

Omaha police say the flight was diverted when 26-year-old Doug Adams began jerking off in his seat and yelling at the woman sitting next to him.

"He at that point was fidgeting and began to remove the plastic covering from the emergency exit door and tried to pull to open the door," a passenger who filmed Adams being removed from the flight told reporters. "Fortunately there were a couple of Boston police officers on the flight that were there at that point to help as well.''

Gloved officers later removed him from the plane in handcuffs. Witnesses say he was wearing a hospital bracelet.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/c...LAX-Bound-Virgin-America-Plane-276838091.html

Guy sounds crazy

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Stabbed Boyfriend for Eating Thanksgiving Dinner Early

A woman in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment, and making terroristic threats, all because her dumb boyfriend was hungry.

The AP reports 47-year-old Jacklyn Blake confessed to chasing her boyfriend around her dining room and stabbing him in the chest because he started eating Thanksgiving dinner while she slept.

According to authorities, Blake's boyfriend claims she started drinking early in the day and was taking a nap while he ate. When she awoke to find him enjoying the meal without her, she stabbed him and then threw the knife at his face, hitting him below his left eye. Police reportedly found him holding a towel over his bleeding chest, and he was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

The AP reports it is unclear whether or not Blake has a lawyer. Also unclear: whether or not she finally got to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-11-28-12-25-25

Maybe next year don't get smashed and pass out? Also don't stab people

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Accidentally Kills Self While Threatening to Shoot Wife's Dog

On Tuesday, a Florida man shot himself dead after a gun he was using to threaten his wife's dog accidentally fired in his face, say police.

According to FOX 13 News, 57-year-old Dennis Emery of Pinellas Park, Florida picked up the weapon during a domestic dispute with his wife, whose barking dogs were "a constant problem between the couple."

From The Tampa Bay Times:

Authorities said Emery was arguing with his wife, Francisca, in their home at 5271 87th Ave. N about 6 a.m. Emery was upset because he could not find his lighter, police said.

He picked up a revolver and threatened to shoot the dog, pulling back the hammer on the gun to emphasize his threat, police said. Later, as he tried to release the hammer, the gun fired while Emery had it pointed at his face.

The dog was reportedly unharmed.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/27478660/police-man-threatened-dog-fatally-shot-self

That's like 10 mins away from me

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Horny Old Man May One Day Forget Night with Teen Twins, But Cops Won't

A horny old New Yorker's fantasy date with teenage twin sisters relieved him of a large sum of money as well as his ambulatory freedom last month, and though his memory of the affair may fade, the night will live forever thanks to a Penthouse-worthy police report.

According to the New York Times, 84-year-old Paul Aronson—the proud owner of an "elegant" New York City townhouse—met two 17-year-old twin sisters on a sugar daddy dating website and invited them out to dinner.

For a few hours on Oct. 1, the evening looked as if it might turn into an old man's fantasy. The three dined at an expensive restaurant in Midtown. Then Mr. Aronson invited the teenagers to have a drink with him at the four-story brick townhouse he owns on East 38th Street.

He bought a bottle of raspberry-flavored rum from a liquor store on the way, a defense lawyer said.

Then the twins played with Aronson's dog, Muffins, drank the raspberry-flavored rum, and then freaked out when the man they met on a sugar daddy website asked about their sex lives, one of their defense attorneys told the Times.

The twins allegedly zip-tied him to his coffee table and stole around $500 in cash and various credit cards. They left him behind on the floor, where he was found around 20 hours later by a neighbor.

"He asked to do things I wasn't going to do," one twin, Shaina Foster, allegedly told an NYPD detective. "He is ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. I took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out."

Shaina's sister, Shailene, claims she had nothing to do with her evil twin's plan.

"She got caught up in something not of her making [and only watched]," Shailene's lawyer told the Times.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/27/nyregion/fantasy-date-with-twins-turns-sour-for-man-84.html

It's always the evil twin that does this kind of thing

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Mom Accidentally Hired a Cop Instead of a Hit Man

A Pennsylvania mom whose only crimes were caring too much and allegedly giving an undercover cop money to murder someone sadly will not be enjoying Thanksgiving at home this year.

Denise Marie Nagrodoski was arrested Tuesday after allegedly giving the undercover cop the go-ahead to take out her daughter's abusive ex-boyfriend, his sister, and his sister's husband.

Police say she originally wanted the cop to shoot the three victims but ended up settling for brute violence.

Ultimately, she allegedly agreed that he would "bash in" the heads of those two victims instead and set their house on fire, because she could not provide him with a gun. Regarding the daughter's ex-boyfriend, she allegedly told the detective to "burn him alive" and make sure he knew she was responsible. Before she left the detective's car after the first meeting, he said, "Once you step out of the car, this is on." She allegedly replied, "I need it done."

For this bloodbath, she allegedly agreed to pay the fake hit man $1,000, and I'm no murder-for-hire expert, but it does seem like a hit man might be the kind of thing you want to pay full price for, like insurance or sushi.

The hit did end up being pretty expensive for Nagrodoski in the end, however—her bail was set at $2 million cash.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ed-allegedly-hiring-hit-man-article-1.2025367

Don't mess with momma bear