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Guy Buys Challenger Hellcat and Totals It in an Hour

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https://autos.yahoo.com/news/guy-buys-challenger-hellcat-immediately-totals-143019208.html

Haha idiot
 
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Little Boy Who Claimed to Die and Visit Heaven Admits He Made It Up

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There's nothing God hates more than a liar, and that's exactly what Alex Malarkey—protagonist and co-author of The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven—has just copped to being. In an open letter posted on a Christian website Tuesday, the alleged paradise tourist says "I did not die. I did not go to Heaven." Wow, we have a little sinner on our hands.

The book, probably hoping to make hay of the vast American Gullibility Industrial Complex that made Heaven Is For Real a successful text and movie (and a family called the Burpos very rich), has been mainstay in Christian book stores, the Washington Post reports. No longer:

The bestselling book, first published in 2010, describes what Alex experienced while he lay in a coma after a car accident when he was 6 years old. The coma lasted two months and his injuries left him paralyzed, but the book — with its assuring description of "Miracles, Angels, and Life beyond This World" — became part of a popular genre of "heavenly tourism," which has been controversial among orthodox Christians.

Earlier this week, Alex recented [sic] his testimony about the afterlife.


This very true story, which has an outstanding 4.3 rating on Amazon and many glowing (like an angel's crown) reviews, includes passages like this one:

"The devil's mouth is funny looking, with only a few moldy teeth. And I've never noticed any ears. His body has a human form, with two bony arms and two bony legs. He has no flesh on his body, only some moldy stuff. His robes are torn and dirty. I don't know about the color of the skin or robes—it's all just too scary to concentrate on these things!"

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How could someone make all that up? But in an open letter on the website Pulpit and Pen, Alex wrote that this did not actually happen to him. He didn't visit the Devil, or God, or Heaven—he didn't even die! What the heck:

"An Open Letter to Lifeway and Other Sellers, Buyers, and Marketers of Heaven Tourism, by the Boy Who Did Not Come Back From Heaven."

Please forgive the brevity, but because of my limitations I have to keep this short.

I did not die. I did not go to Heaven.

I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention. When I made the claims that I did, I had never read the Bible. People have profited from lies, and continue to. They should read the Bible, which is enough. The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.

It is only through repentance of your sins and a belief in Jesus as the Son of God, who died for your sins (even though he committed none of his own) so that you can be forgiven may you learn of Heaven outside of what is written in the Bible…not by reading a work of man. I want the whole world to know that the Bible is sufficient. Those who market these materials must be called to repent and hold the Bible as enough.

In Christ,

Alex Malarkey."


This makes Colton Burpo the only little adorable liar to still claim he died, saw God, and then came back and cashed in.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...ame-back-from-heaven-going-back-to-publisher/

I think most of us already figured this out. I do wonder if they plan on keeping all of the money that was made off of this lie though
 
Of course they plan to keep the money. They'll also release a book about it talking about how him lying and realizing it was bad was a gift from god and that they've learned about how bad it is so buy the next book.
 
I try to avoid anything overtly religious because invariably you find out it isn't truly motivated by a spiritual or religious belief but some darker motivation usually involving money or some kind of political agenda.
 
Even the Pope figured that out and he called out the entire church out on it during Xmas. It was hilarious.
 
That new Pope has been kicking much ass as of late. I wonder if the Catholic church would have still voted him in had they known how awesome he was going to be!
 
I love this new pope. He's been yelling at everybody for not doing the basic tenets of the church, taking names and kicking ass. I'm extremely impressed by him and I hope he is there long enough to affect real and long lasting change.
 
Sadly here are some videos that perpetuate quite a few stereotypes.

1st up
Blonde Woman can't figure out which side her gas cap is on



and then we have
Asian Woman can't back out of a parking spot

 
High School Teachers Accused of Sexing Their Students On a Beach

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Two high school teachers in Orange County, CA were arrested this week after they allegedly threw an alcohol-fueled overnight sex-on-the-beach party for a group of male students.

It's not clear how old the students were—the Orange County Sheriff's Department reportedly declined to comment on the victims or explain how the two teachers, Melody Lippert, 38, and Michelle Ghirelli, 30, first came under suspicion.

The allegations, via the Los Angeles Times:

South Hills High School teacher Melody Lippert allegedly met a group of male students in November at the beach, where she gave them alcohol and "engaged in a sexual relationship with one of them," according to the Orange County Sheriff's Department.

A few weeks later, Lippert allegedly set up an overnight camping trip to the same beach with some students along with Michelle Ghirelli, who had taught at South Hills before being assigned to work in the school district's offices. The two women are suspected of having sexual relations with the students during that trip, which was not sponsored by the school.


Creepily enough, Lippert and Ghirelli weren't even the first teachers at South Hills arrested this week—that dubious honor went to a part-time girls' wrestling coach, who was arrested Tuesday on charges of inappropriate contact with a minor.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...-sex-high-school-students-20150118-story.html

The trip wasn't sponsored by the school huh? You don't say
 
Fox News Apologizes for Impressively Dumb and Wrong Islam Facts

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Did you know there are "actually Muslim religious police" in London and some English cities are "totally Muslim" "no-go-zones" where "where non-Muslims just simply don't go in"? Neither did England until last Sunday, when resident Fox News "terrorism expert" Steve Emerson dropped these ignorance bombs on live television.

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Unfortunately for Emerson, basically all of his fun Islam factz were dead wrong, British Prime Minister David Cameron going so far as to say "this guy is clearly a complete idiot" on Monday.

The pundit has since apologized for his stupid, stupid claims, but yesterday the network finally followed suit, issuing two apologizes for Emerson's comments and two more for additional errors they made about European Muslims (one as recently as hours beforehand).

"Over the course of this last week we have made some regrettable errors on air regarding the Muslim population in Europe—particularly with regard to England and France," said anchor Julie Banderas in the day's most extensive apology, continuing:

This applies especially to discussions of so-called "no-go zones," areas where non-Muslims allegedly aren't allowed in, and police supposedly won't go.

To be clear, there is no formal designation of these zones in either country, and no credible information to support the assertion there are specific areas in these countries that exclude individuals based solely on their religion.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-form...ming-muslims-have-taken-over-european-cities/

It's scary that people think this is an actual credible source for news
 
My mother gave me some of those 'facts' a few days ago. I found it fairly strange but she says a lot of stuff that plainly isn't true and refuses to listen when I try to correct her.
 
White Man Shoots Black Police Chief Four Times and Walks Free

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The white man who shot Sentinel, Oklahoma's black police chief three times in the chest and once in the arm on Thursday morning was released after questioning, The Oklahoman reports.

Investigating authorities did not disclose the name of the man they'd taken into custody, but the mayor of Sentinel, Sam Dlugonski, and a neighbor who lives across the street from the house where the shooting took place identified him as one Dallas Horton.

"Facts surrounding the case lead agents to believe the man was unaware it was officers who made entry," the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation wrote in a news release.

The shooting came about after a 911 call was made around 4 a.m. on Thursday, The Oklahoman reports. The caller told dispatchers there was a bomb at the Sentinel Community Action Center, which houses the city's Head Start program.

Oklahoma Highway Patrol's bomb squad checked for an explosive device and found nothing; Sentinel police chief Louis Ross and deputies from the Wa****a County sheriff's office visited the address from which the 911 call was thought to have been made—Dallas Horton's address.

Officers broke down the front door and cleared one bedroom, Dlugonski said. Ross walked into a second bedroom where he was shot four times. "He would be dead if it wasn't for the bullet-proof vest," Dlugonski said.

In the early hours of Thursday morning, from 2:13 a.m. to 4:40 a.m.—around the same time as the 911 call—Horton posted eight status updates on Facebook. One expressed anxiety about the spread of Sharia law in America. Another compared America to Nazi Germany. A third expressed disappointment that the White House sent officials to Michael Brown's funeral—referred to as "this thug"—and none to Paris.

Dallas Horton deactivated his Facebook page this morning.

According to The Oklahoman, authorities removed several guns from Horton's home on Thursday. The mayor described Horton as Dlugonski a "gun enthusiast" and "survivalist." A Facebook post from Wednesday on Horton's page states, "I'd rather have a gun in my hand than a cop on the phone."

Update, 11:20 a.m. – The Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation determined that the 911 call did not come from Horton's house. "Everything is still under investigation," spokeswoman Jessica Brown said.

http://newsok.com/update-gunman-released-after-shooting-of-sentinel-police-chief/article/5384876

Really?
 
80% Of Americans Support Mandatory Labels On Foods Containing DNA. DNA!

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A recent survey conducted by the Oklahoma State University Department of Agricultural Economics found that 80.44% of respondents supported a government policy mandating labels on foods containing DNA. Not GMOs. DNA, the genetic material contained in every living thing known to science and practically every food, GMO or otherwise.

The results smack of satire, but they're real. The Food Demand Survey (FooDs) is an online poll of a representative sample of the U.S. population, conducted every month by Oklahoma State agricultural economist Jayson Lusk and research specialist Susan Murray. The most recent month's survey included a question regarding the institution of government policies concerning food. The results indicate that "a large majority (82%) support mandatory labels on GMOs." What's curious, note Lusk and Murray, is that roughly "the same amount (80%) also support mandatory labels on foods containing DNA."

The results indicate that most Americans do not understand the difference between DNA and a genetically modified food. The former is genetic material essential to life as we know it. The latter is an edible organism, the genetic material of which has been altered for some purpose. One is a building block, the other is the result of a process that alters those building blocks to some end. Given that a label warning of a food's DNA content would be, for all intents and purposes, as meaningless as a label warning of, say, its water content, the survey results reflect an unsettling degree of scientific ignorance in the American population.

The survey results are also symptomatic of chemophobia, an irrational fear of chemicals deftly parodied by a recent episode of Parks and Rec:

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Chemophobia is also brilliantly lampooned by the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division, a satirical scare-campaign that rebrands water as the dangerous substance "dihydrogen monoxide." Borrowing on this conceit, Ilya Somin of the Washington Post imagines what a DNA food label might look like:

WARNING: This product contains deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA). The Surgeon General has determined that DNA is linked to a variety of diseases in both animals and humans. In some configurations, it is a risk factor for cancer and heart disease. Pregnant women are at very high risk of passing on DNA to their children.

The results of Lusk and Murray's survey also highlight a contradiction central to GMO labeling campaigns that would see all genetically modified foods blanket-labeled as "GMOs," regardless of the modification they contain, or the ends toward which they were produced. Prima facie, such initiatives seem like a laudable effort to provide consumers with information. What's ironic, UC Berkeley biologist Mike Eisen explains in a recent blog post, is how little information consumers would actually receive from such a mandate:

If you're worried that the GMOs you're eating might kill you, then you should want to know what specific modification your food contains. I don't think there is any harm in eating food containing the insecticidal "Bt" protein, but even if it were dangerous this would have no bearing on the safety of golden rice.

Similarly, if you are concerned that the transgenic production of plants resistant to certain herbicides encourages the excessive use of herbicides and triggers an herbicide treadmill, then you can boycott crops containing these modifications. But it doesn't make sense to oppose the use of crops engineered to resist diseases, or to produce essential vitamins. Indeed, there are many, like UC Davis's Pam Ronald, who believe that advanced development of GMOs is the best way to advance organic and sustainable agriculture. You may disagree with her, but it should be clear that the effect on agricultural practices varies depending on the specific plant and type of modification being considered.


The Oklahoma State food survey reinforces Eisen's point: A blanket DNA label would be even less informative than a blanket GMO label. And yet, an overwhelming majority of Americans support it, because we have a right to know.

We have a right to know what, exactly?

Over at WaPo, Somin ruminates on what can be made of the Oklahoma State food survey:

It would be a mistake to assume that widespread political and scientific ignorance are the result of "the stupidity of the American voter," as Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber put it. Political ignorance is not primarily the result of stupidity. For most people, it is a rational reaction to the enormous size and complexity of government and the reality that the chance that their vote will have an impact on electoral outcomes is extremely low. The same is true of much scientific ignorance. For many people, there is little benefit to understanding much about genetics or DNA. Most Americans can even go about their daily business perfectly well without knowing that the Earth revolves around the sun. Even the smartest people are inevitably ignorant of the vast majority of information out there. We all have to focus our time and energy on learning that information which is most likely to be instrumentally useful, or at least provide entertainment value. For large numbers of people, much basic political and scientific information doesn't make the cut.

Eisen writes in his blog post that, in supporters of blanket GMO labels, he sees "a lazy and self-satisfied acceptance of an internally incoherent piece of legislation that, rather than giving consumers the 'right to know', will actually protect their desire to know nothing."

I'm not as cynical as Eisen. I like to think of myself as an idealist. But the Oklahoma State survey has dealt a heavy blow that idealism.

When participants of the survey were asked if they had read any books about food and agriculture in the past year." Roughly 81% answered "No," and 3% answered "I don't know." The 16% who answered "Yes" were asked to give the title of the food and agriculture book they had most recently read:

The vast majority of responses were of the form "I don't remember" or "cannot recall". Fast Food Nation, Food Inc., and Omnivore's Dilemma were each mentioned about three times. The Farmer's Almanac and Skinny B**** were mentioned twice. One respondent mentioned the bible.

These results seem pregnant with significance, but I'm too dispirited to unpack them, at the moment.

http://agecon.okstate.edu/faculty/publications/4975.pdf

F*** me Americans are stupid
 
Plaxo Cofounder Arrested, Charged With Murder

Minh Nguyen, a co-founder of Plaxo and a techie who was involved in several other startups, was arrested and charged with murder after allegedly shooting his ex-wife's new husband in Virginia. Police say Nguyen's ex-wife was returning home with one of the kids when the attack took place. Two other kids were in the house at the time. NBC reports Nguyen and his wife had gone through "months of strife" over "child custody and visitation issues."

Nguyen's LinkedIn page shows him working as an advisor and investor in the Washington, D.C., area over the past few years. He's best known for co-founding Plaxo with Sean Parker in 2001. Plaxo was a kind of online address book. The company was acquired by Comcast in 2008 for $170 million. Plaxo previously had been criticized for using spammy tactics to hook new users.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...db973c-9da4-11e4-bcfb-059ec7a93ddc_story.html

Custody issues can often make people go crazy
 
Man/boy plans on moving transcient space cadet into his parent's basement - http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=492397

Man/boy said:
Kelvin, a friend I met on thatguywiththeglasses.com back in 2009, is continuing having trouble with:

  • his abusive uncle who is threatening to make him get a job even though he's aware of the fact that Kelvin has autism.
  • his favorite Youtuber (TheMysteriousMrEnter) being shut down by a corrupt Viacom representative
  • a female supremacist Comicvine member named Coral Wyvern who may be part of an online female supremacy cult that includes members of Youtube and Viacom.
  • external sensory phenomenon such as green lights in the sky and strange audio sounds without an apparent source.
Kelvin ran away from his uncle 2 days ago and went on Comicvine to demand that the members there send him money to pay for an apartment since he has nowhere else to live. You can read that here:
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/gen-discussion-1/i-ve-run-away-from-my-family-1636821/#22

The members of Comicvine outright mocked him and worse than that, refused to pay for an apartment for him. Kelvin is 26 years old, no job, and has autism, so let me ask you this:

Should I invite him to come stay with me? The problem? Kelvin lives on the east coast while I live more towards the west. I've never met him in person before but I've talked to him on Skype several times in the past year. Is that really something I'm willing to do is something I need to ask myself. I don't know if I can afford to take on something who essentially is a mentally stunted adult named Kelvin.
 
Haha that is f***ing gold Mr. Lee! That thread has entertained me since last night. The OP just keeps on giving
 
UPDATE: Government of Paris to Sue Fox News Over Muslim No-Go Zone Segments

The government of Paris plans to sue Fox News for airing several segments claiming the French capital contained “no-go zones” that prohibit entry to non-Muslims and are frequently avoided by city police. Fox has since retracted and apologized for airing the segments, which were widely mocked by French media.

Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo announced the city’s intentions during a Tuesday interview with CNN’s Christiane Amanpour:

Mayor Anne Hidalgo: I’m insulted, and when we’ve had an image, then I think they’ll have to sue, I think they’ll have to go to court, in order to have these words removed. The image of Paris has been prejudiced, and the honor of Paris [has] been prejudiced. And I think in the great discussion of truth, everyone has to play its role and we’re going to have to be realistic and put things as they are.

Christiane Amanpour: Can you clarify which exact network you’re going to take to court and sue?

Hidalgo: Fox News. That’s the name.


It’s not exactly clear which legal strategy Parisian officials intend to pursue against Fox News. The network is domiciled in the United States, where courts have traditionally required plaintiffs to establish “actual malice” in libel and defamation cases pertaining to public figures. Very few plaintiffs have ever succeeded in proving actual malice, however; even in this particular context it would be difficult to substantiate.

Update: The a lawsuit brought by the City of Paris could make it difficult for Fox News to operate in France:

The important thing to note is that they’re not suing Fox under US Law (because it would probably go nowhere and they’ve probably been informed of this by the French Ambassador in Washington).

The lawsuit is most likely in French Court (which has a lower standard of proof for libel cases than US courts, and less restrained by Free Speech statutes like courts in the US are) and I also wouldn’t be surprised if a similar suit had been, or will be filed in European (EU) court (Which is actually more serious and a bigger deal because that ruling wouldn’t just be binding to France but to EU member states).

More than likely Fox’s ability report and operate (effectively) in France is what would be effected, with broader implications in the rest of Europe which is why they were so quick to come out with that apology last week—which you never EVER see them do in the US even when they’ve been proven patently wrong in their reporting by THEIR OWN news reporting, sometimes.

Britain and Birmingham was probably never going to sue—despite Rupert Murdoch’s shaky relationship with the government there over the phone hacking scandal, due to similar high standards for libel suits (which is why the tabloids there put the US Tabloids to shame), and also because Murdoch has a lot of connections (read: business interests) there, but the situation is vastly different in France.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/01/city-of-paris-to-sue-fox-news-201302.html

I would love to see A country put FAUX News in it's place regardless of what country they do it in.

Also I think it is fitting that my 10,000th post was made here in this thread! :woot:
 
Little Boy Who Claimed to Die and Visit Heaven Admits He Made It Up

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...ame-back-from-heaven-going-back-to-publisher/

I think most of us already figured this out. I do wonder if they plan on keeping all of the money that was made off of this lie though

I'd like to say that I am shocked but I'm really not. We rented the movie a few months back and I thought it was a tad convenient that a Preacher's son just happened to be the one to go to heaven and see the sights.
 
Think they'll fight to keep the true story bit on the cover?
 
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