Stupid question about Captain America's personal life

[Dr. Fate]

So how's Captain America's track record with the ladies since he got thawed out?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Pretty good. He's bagged Sharon Carter, Diamondback, and Bernie Rosenthal, that I know of. He's still got the old-fashioned chivalry going, though. He's likelier to be up watching old movies with a chick late at night than he is to be banging her senseless with his limitless stamina.

 

[supermarvelman]

Cap got with Scarlet Witch during Disassembled.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

In Cap/Falcon? I thought it was implied that that was just Wanda's powers at work.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Thats what they all say.

 

[danielisthor]

In Cap/Falcon? I thought it was implied that that was just Wanda's powers at work.

Besides, would you want to admit that you just bonned a freaking lunatic that just killed a bunch of teammates.

Exactly.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

so what if it was her reality altering powers? he still got to do her.

 

[Darthphere]

I like Cap with SHaron but we all know its not going to last.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's true. Cap is destined to fly solo, I think. He's too focused on being the most badass hero of all time. Women are just distractions from that.

 

[Darthphere]

It's true. Cap is destined to fly solo, I think. He's too focused on being the most badass hero of all time. Women are just distractions from that.

Jumping out of flying cars take a lot out of you.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Seriously, what if the Red Skull comes a-knocking and Cap's out with the ball and chain? She starts making a fuss because he's always running out on her, of course. What's he supposed to say? "Sorry, Skully, I can't come out to play. It's... it's the missus."

 

[Darthphere]

Seriously, what if the Red Skull comes a-knocking and Cap's out with the ball and chain? She starts making a fuss because he's always running out on her, of course. What's he supposed to say? "Sorry, Skully, I can't come out to play. It's... it's the missus."

Ha! Thats why I like Sharon though, she understands.


By the way, I was going to refer this thread to the Stupid Question thread considering the words Stupid Question is in the thread title but I dont want to make supermarvelman angry again.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

 

[Darthphere]

No, not because he'd hurt me, he'd just annoy me for 3 pages in a thread talking about how I got a taste of my own medicine.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I bet it tastes like cherry Robitussin.

 

[Darthphere]

Cap needs to hit that Carol Danves, isnt she like the resident ****e in the Marvel Universe?

 

[onceasaint]

Cap needs to hit that Carol Danves, isnt she like the resident ****e in the Marvel Universe?

That woman has given more rides than the Blackbird and the Fantasti-car combined!

 

[Darthphere]

That woman has given more rides than the Blackbird and the Fantasti-car combined!

Ha-ha! Good one, I like you you can stick around.

 

[onceasaint]

Ha-ha! Good one, I like you you can stick around.

Woo! ...I was afraid Id get the Black Adamn treatment like Psycho Pirate.

 

[Darthphere]

Does everyone know me by that avatar?

 

[onceasaint]

Does everyone know me by that avatar?

pretty much, yeah

 

[MyPokerShirt]

oh, i dont. what did darth do now? u lose sight of him for 5min and he runs amock. i tellya, wen i get in touch with his parents... *tuts*

 

[Harlekin]

I've actually come to associate Phere with the Black Bolt avatar by now.

 

[Darthphere]

I still see Corp with his Puss in Boots avatar.

 

[onceasaint]

I see dead people...