Suggestions On How To Screw With An Old Boss

[Hotwire]

OK, so I've quit may job of the last eight years and am moving on to other things. Now, one of my former bosses is a total a-hole and bully. I'd love to get him back for the hell he's put me and everyone else through. I'm looking for some good suggestions. The only catch is he can't find out it was me.

 

[Gilpesh]

A tranny surprise.

 

[Mutagen]

Take a dump on his desk?

Seriously though, I'd say revenge isn't the best route, I mean is he really that important to you, that you will remember him after you're done?

 

[K.B.]

Sometimes you just gotta stick it to the man.


Let me think I'll get back to you.

 

[SuperFerret]

Step 1: Send him a free pass to a local zoo.
Step 2: Replace his deodorant with the pheramones of a female gorilla in heat.
Step 3: Gorilla rape.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Most of my old bosses were women, and not very nice ones at that...ugh!!

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Get his wife pregnant.

 

[Eggyman]

Some ideas, one or a combination should do the trick:

• Use his email to sign up for gay porn sites
• Use his mobile number to sign up for some gay screensavers
• Plant a note on his person, 'Call me (insert fake number)Debs xx'
• Create a weird account for him on an adult meeting site with his contact details
• Post him a love letter and describe in detail your sweaty encounters with him - rawr (will work better if he has a wife)
• Crank calls at 3am
• Send him an email confessing to ****ing his missus
• **** his missus, bareback, with germs, leave your mark

 

[Majic Walrus]

Make him kill his best friend. Make him kill his wife. Kill a whole bunch of his guards. Then kill him.

 

[french joker]

Call him at 3am and play a tape of the Christian Bale rant. He will freak out like he never done before.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

File a sexual harassment report against him

 

[Scarlet spidey]

File a sexual harassment report against him

Anything that goes to HR tends to get thrown out.
At least in my old company.

 

[Majic Walrus]

1. Tell him you're Spiderman.
2. Let him beat the **** out of you.
3. Make deal with devil.
4. ???????
5. Proffit??

 

[Neto Magnus]

I used to work in a supermarket and the day before I got fired I took apart 3 of the office chairs and stuffed them with frozen shrimp. A few days later it stunk the place up good and they couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Or so I was told by a friend.

 

[SuBe]

Go to barnes and noble and get as many magazine eu scription cards as you can find, especially risqué mags and sign him up for all of them. They will send all of them within a month and about two monthes later he will get a bill for all of them. He will have to contact each to cancel. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You could offer him a farewell gift, a cake or something. But spike said cake with something. Laxatives, herpes cream, pick your poison.

 

[Eggyman]

You could offer him a farewell gift, a cake or something. But spike said cake with something. Laxatives, herpes cream, pick your poison.

Chocolate covered pretzel?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Oh no you didn't!!!

Or what about dog semen donuts like in Van Wilder? OOOOooooooHHHHhhhh that's NASTY!

 

[Eggyman]

*Puts sandwich down*

Nice!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Sorry man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHA

 

[Alex The Great]

Step 1: Send him a free pass to a local zoo.
Step 2: Replace his deodorant with the pheramones of a female gorilla in heat.
Step 3: Gorilla rape.

I like the way you think, sir

Some ideas, one or a combination should do the trick:

• Use his email to sign up for gay porn sites
• Use his mobile number to sign up for some gay screensavers
• Plant a note on his person, 'Call me (insert fake number)Debs xx'
• Create a weird account for him on an adult meeting site with his contact details
• Post him a love letter and describe in detail your sweaty encounters with him - rawr (will work better if he has a wife)
• Crank calls at 3am
• Send him an email confessing to ****ing his missus
• **** his missus, bareback, with germs, leave your mark

You could offer him a farewell gift, a cake or something. But spike said cake with something. Laxatives, herpes cream, pick your poison.

****, i was eating Bacon

*Puts sandwich down*

Nice!

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Saw this on judge mathis

post his phone # on craigslist mfm casual encounters section saying he'll only take calls between 12 and 5 in the morning. He'll get all kinds of calls and not know why.

 

[Equint77]

you go online and sign him up for all sorts of junk mail... from depression, viagra, drug abuse, rape, STD's.... the best thing to do is wait for a time when he goes away on vacation and let all that mail pile up. People passing by will start to see this ****, they'll notice but won't say anything. From then on let the rumors begin.

 

[Hotwire]

Saw this on judge mathis

post his phone # on craigslist mfm casual encounters section saying he'll only take calls between 12 and 5 in the morning. He'll get all kinds of calls and not know why.

I think I may have found a winner! I also love Eggy's list.

 

[The Guard]

It\’s called the Chaff-Bomb and here\’s how you do it:

Items to gather at home before the prank:
1. An empty cassette case (might be hard to find these days)
2. Fishing Line (20 pound test, clear)

Instructions:
1. Tape a paperclip to the outside - non-hinged side of the cassette case.
2. Insert paperclip into drop ceiling directly above your target\’s desk. (Do this as a test run with the cassette case empty first).
3. Tie a paperclip to the fishing line and hook the clip inside the cassette case.
4. Hook the other end of the fishing line to your target\’s chair. (run the line behind a cubicle or something to hide it).
5. Test the mechanism by pulling on the chair. The cassette case should open up.
6. NOW, the fun part. Reset the mechanism, but this time fill the cassette case with paper-hole punches. Fill it full!
7. When your target arrives in the morning, watch with delight as the chaff bomb hits it\’s target and makes a huge paper-hole punch MESS all over the desk and floor!

Except use feces.