Summer Classes

[Metamorpho1977]

Summer Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 23, 2009​

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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.​

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. ​

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Fussing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. ​

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. ​

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.​

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM ​

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM​

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.​

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. ​

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. ​

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.​

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined​

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. ​

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.​

Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. ​

Upon completion ofany of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

[Wiseman]

I almost didn't even bother reading it

Spoiler

I'm glad I did

 

[Halloween]

Those are pretty good. Curious to see the Summer Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center.......

 

[Majic Walrus]

It's totally sexist, that's where it gets its charm.

 

[Suirou]

Will there be "how to not to overreact over small details" session?

 

[Immortalfire]

LoL t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

Damn, it's too damn hilarious to be called sexist.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I'm not gonna give a damn anymore about political correctness. When the politics in this country get corrected, then I will be a little more mindful. Until then, as the great philosopher, Rhett Butler from Gone with the wind said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Damn, it's too damn hilarious to be called sexist.

My old high school band teacher sent that to me and I thought other people would get a kick out of reading it.

 

[Doctor Jones]

It's great. Unless you're a feminist.