This is turning out to be 1 huge fricken joke!
Maybe not...look at this:
Sunday's lineup for the Super Bowl of Advertising
The commercial time in Sunday's game on Fox will be filled by 37 advertisers who purchased the 63 half-minute ad slots. They paid an average $2.7 million per slot to advertise their brands.
Description Length (sec.)
Qtr.
The energy drink gives a tow-truck driver the push to get a stranded motorist moving.
30
4th
Send-up of iconic scene from
The Godfather with motor oil instead of blood.
60
1st
Dalmatian becomes personal trainer for Hank the Clydesdale to become part of the beer wagon team.
60
2nd
Caveman creates the wheel to haul Bud Light to a party.
30
3rd
Men show up at a wine-tasting party with hidden Bud Light bottles.
30
1st
Fire-breathing man turns romance to mayhem.
30
1st
Man who can fly flies too high.
30
3rd
Carlos Mencia teaches immigrants the language of love.
30
3rd
Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon from the movie
Semi-Pro.
30
4th
Alice Cooper and Richard Simmons create road obstacles.
30
1st
Critters scream in the forest when one of their own encounters a speeding car.
30
3rd
Wishing on a star won't land you a new job.
30
3rd
Follow your heart to a better job.
30
2nd
Car buyer gets extra support from a medicine man.
30
1st
Car buyer gets help from an extreme fighter.
30
3rd
Coca-Cola brings together dueling parade balloons.
60
3rd
Former Senate majority leader Bill Frist and Democratic consultant James Carville.
60
4th
Ad promotes Dell computer products for Red, a brand for AIDS fundraising.
30
1st
A star-studded cast, including Missy Elliott, won't nod off with Max around.
60
1st
Movie:
Wall-E or
Narnia. 30
NA
One of three finalists' music video.
60
2nd
"Mousetrap" from last year's amateur ad Super Bowl; mouse goes for whole bag of Doritos.
30
NA
Baby talks about E-Trade services.
30
3rd
Same baby, different E-Trade spiel.
30
4th
Pigeon carriers can't compete with FedEx.
45
1st
Movie:
Jumper NA
NA
Napoleon uses navigation system to get around.
30
2nd
Derek Jeter walks the streets of SoHo, which turn into baseball field.
30
NA
Shaquille O'Neal takes up new sport as jockey.
60
3rd
Super Bowl party scene entices people to visit GoDaddy.com for Beaver spot the spot that Fox rejected.
30
1st
A fan of Carmen Electra gets thrown for a loop when he shares Ice Breakers Ice Cubes chewing gum with her.
30
3rd
Luxury car Genesis is compared with BMW and Mercedes. Announcer says, "We're not sure what USA TODAY's Ad Meter will say about this ad. But we're pretty sure Mercedes, BMW and Lexus aren't going to like it."
30
3rd
Ad pokes fun at other Super Bowl ads. This one is all about the car.
30
3rd
Men find unattractive woman alluring.
30
2nd
Story of how Chester Pitts makes it to the NFL.
60
3rd
Movie: May promote
Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell.
15
NA
Iron Man superhero movie with Robert Downey Jr.
30
2nd
In Pepsi Stuff promotion, Justin Timberlake overcomes car accidents and a dangerous mailbox as he gets closer to a pretty woman.
60
1st
Young Indian salesman thinks he's about to get fired.
30
1st
Panda bear bamboo furniture store owner uses Salesgenie.com to drum up sales.
30
3rd
About 30 naked lizards dance with Naomi Campbell.
60
2nd
You Don't Mess With the Zohan with Adam Sandler.
30
4th
Madonna, Shakira and Marilyn Monroe as hair icons.
30
3rd
Mariachis help office workers enjoy Fiesta Platters lunch.
30
4th
Funny ad intends to drive viewers to Tide to Go website.
30
2nd
Dwyane Wade and Charles Barkley team for "MyFaves."
60
NA
Redesigned Sequoia is right for family fun.
30
2nd
Corolla keeps outside noises out.
30
4th
Big "E" and more than 25 athletes help launch brand's first cross-trainer.
60
1st
Universal Movie: Title not available. 30
NA
Adriana Lima holds a football as Doris Day croons
I'm in the Mood for Love. 30
3rd
Movie: Title not available.
NA
NA
Drug dealer loses teen business to prescription drugs.
30
2nd
Gas guzzler gets eco-friendly with hybrid model.
60
2nd