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Superhero Song Parodies

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I've always been a big fan of Weird Al Yankovic. When I was a kid, I used to write my own parodies of songs. I stopped years ago, though.

Lately, I've felt inspired to write song parodies again. My goal is to take popular songs I hear on the radio and turn them into songs about superheroes. Sometimes I'll make lyrics for an entire song, but I'll more than likely just rewrite part of the song.




"Sunspotty"
Original Song: "Hot Tottie" by Usher & Jay-Z

[Chorus]
Friends call me Bobby
Xavier student body
Tried rebellin' with the Hellions
But please don't you tell nobody
I've been in X-Force and Xavier Corporate lobby
Get the lights. I'm feeling Sunspotty
Sunspotty
Sunspotty
Sunspotty (Swear Reignfire's just my clone. Swear Reignfire's just my clone. Ooo!)

[Verse 1]
I'm from the New Mutants
It's eighties style
My name is Sunspot
Been here a while
I take in sunlight
Here, let me show you how
And though it turns me pitch black, I got the Kirby crackle
Been on a lot of teams
Got a lot of pals
So when I need help, got tons of homen I can call
I hear you saying all the X-teams are the same
But you'll be singing different when you meet Wolfsbane

Said I'm trying to get some sunlight
Absorb a minute, then jump in the fight
I got reserves, I'll go all night
Then I'll be stronger come dayliiiiiiiiIIIIIIGGHHTT
Yeah, you seem to be confused by the hero from Brasil in the X-Men

You got me like...

[Chorus]
Friends call me Bobby
Xavier student body
Tried rebellin' with the Hellions
But please don't you tell nobody
I've been in X-Force and Xavier Corporate's lobby
Get the lights. I'm feeling Sunspotty
Sunspotty
Sunspotty
Sunspotty (Swear Reignfire's just my clone. Swear Reignfire's just my clone. Ooo!)

Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
I'm feeling Sunspotty
Do you need me Sunspotty?
Average x-man, only better
Average x-man, only better

Now wait a minute, mutant fuh--

[Rap]
They call me Sunspot, copy
They call me Sunspot, copy
They call me Sunspot, copy copy

They call me Sunspot, copy?
And yes, my name is Bobby
It's da Costa not the Drake, and no-- Speedball's name is Robbie
Mockingbird's a girl, yeah her name is also Bobbi
But I'm the rich Bobby. You better ask somebody!
I joined the Hellfire
I made myself Black King
Which means I downgraded to a villain team
I learned from the X, Magneto, and White Queen
Which means I upgraded from a flatscan human teen
Sunspotty all over the x-globe
From Rio to New York to San Francisco
My homies are Sam, Rahne, Amara, Doug, and Dani
I hung out with Cable and even learned Askani--
--tongues, on top of English, Latin, and Portuguese
Look out! I got a power of flight and heat beams
And now the day is saved, it's time that I go
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom

[Chorus]
Friends call me Bobby
Xavier student body
Tried rebellin' with the Hellions
But please don't you tell nobody
I've been in X-Force and Xavier Corporate's lobby
Get the lights. I'm feeling Sunspotty
Sunspotty
Sunspotty
Sunspotty (Swear Reignfire's just my clone. Swear Reignfire's just my clone. Ooo!)

Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
Eu sou bom, eu sou bom
 
I feel I'd like this more if I actually listened to the radio. However, I give you a lot of props, as writing a song parody is hard. A friend and I once wrote one ourselves as a private joke, using the music from "Day and Nite."
 
Yeah, writing an entire parody is tough as hell. Even the one above skips the entire second verse.

Speaking of partial parodies...



"Blackest Night"
Original Song: "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton

[Verse 1]
Tumble off of Oa
Stumble into deep space
Save myself an alien race
While all my dead friends try to come to life
Keep your will strong or you're gonna be a dead man
Speaking of, here comes Boston Brand
Everybody's back for Blackest Night

[Chorus]
It's that Blackest Night
What a way to haunt the livin'
Sinestro's playing nice
Even Agent Orange is givin'
I got emerald light
But we're gonna need all seven
It might just revive you
Or you'll just stay deadened
 
Here are the lyrics to the song. It's a parody of "Figured you out" by Nickelback.

{1st Verse}
Beware the light of my green ring,
Cuz it can do most anything,
And I like to run just like the Flash,
I am a Hulk - I'll beat your ass,
Don't mess with me when I'm heroing,

{Chorus}
And I know the places that you go,
And I know the villains that you know,
I know the guys like Dr. Doom,
Levy Angstrom, Professor Zoom,
When they see me - they clear the room,

And now I know where you are,
I'm in my bat-car,
Racing through town,

You know I know where you are,
You won't get very far,
Before I beat you down,

{2nd Verse}
And I like to hang with Spider-Man,
Slingin' webs like no one can,
But if Galactus wants to play,
I'll up my power set to-day,
I'll save the world and you'll be okay,

{Chorus}
And I know the places that you go,
And I know the villains that you know,
I know the guys like Captain Cold,
The Yellow Lanterns and Sinestro,
When they see me - they start to choke,

And now I know where you are,
I'm in my bat-car,
Racing through town,

You know I know where you are,
You won't get very far,
Before I beat you down.
 
"Super"
Original Song: "Thriller"

It's close to midnight and some new hero's fighting off the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but calmness takes the sound before you make it
You start to cry as your savior looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

"cause this is Super, Super night
And he is gonna save you from the crim'nal 'bout strike
You know it's Super night
You owe him your life on this Super, Du-uper night

You heard the door slam and thought "there's nowhere left to run"
You felt the cold hand and wondered if you'll ever see the sun
You closed your eyes and hoped that this is just imagination, Miss Lane!
But suddenly you hear the crim'nal being hit from behind
It's Super time!

'Cause this is Super, Super night
And he is gonna save you from the crim'nal 'bout strike
You know it's Super night
You owe him your life on this Super, Du-uper night




He has favored you, "cause you're co-workers, but that fact he does hi-ide,
He will guard you unless you change that job and lose yer smile
Now is the time for you and him to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night he'll save you from the terror on the street
he'll make you see

That this is Super, Super night
And he is gonna save you from the crim'nal 'bout strike
You know it's Super night
You owe him your life on this Super, Du-uper night
 
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"Jean Loring"
Original Song: "Smooth Criminal"

As she Came Into The Window
It Was no Sound Of A Crescendo
She Came Into Her Apartment
She Left The burn-stains On The Carpet
Go Run Underneath The Table
She Could See She Was Unable
Should've Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom

Susan Are You OK?
So, Susan Are You OK
Are You OK, Susan
Susan Are You OK?
So, Susan Are You OK
Are You OK, Susan
Susan Are You OK?
So, Susan Are You OK?
Are You OK, Susan ?
Susan Are You OK?
So, Susan Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Susan?

As she Came Into The Window
It Was no Sound Of A Crescendo
She Came Into Her Apartment
She Left The burn-stains On The Carpet
Should've Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom

Susan Are You OK?
So, Susan Are You OK
Are You OK, Susan
Susan Are You OK?
So, Susan Are You OK
Are You OK, Susan
Susan Are You OK?
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By -Je-een Loring!
 
"Meeting in the Danger Room"
Original Song: "Meeting in the Ladies Room" by Klymaxx

[X-Women]
UH-OHHHHH

[Jean Grey]
I had to come back from the dead for this. Well I'm back, and this time I married Scott and Emma Frost is putting her hands all over his astral form that I'm bonded to. And I'm much-much unhappy about that. I'd hate to drop down to her level and become an XV-- X-Villain. But if she don't stop, I'm gonna go Dark Phoenix.

[X-Women] (Jean)
UH-OHHHHH

I've got a meeting in the Danger Room (I don't need this)
At Xavier's school (That's what I get for coming back from the dead)
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room (Am I still wearing green?)
At Xavier's school (or am I Dark?)

[Storm] (X-Women)
Hey Jean Grey, I think you better watch for Scott (Jean, you better watch for Scott)
'Cause Emma Frost is back, and she thinks he's hot (All the psychics wanting him)
If you want to be sure, you better check his mind (Go on and read his mind)
'Cause he day dreams a lot. I don't know what you'll find. That's why

[X-Women]
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room
At Xavier's school
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room
At Xavier's school

[Storm] (X-Women]
He married before. Her name was Madelyne (They had a son back then)
He walked out on her. He might just do it again (For you, and you were "just friends")
You better look out for Emma! 'Cause she's all in his head (Shouldn't she be dead?)
Cyclops is cozying to someone, and her hair ain't red. That's why

[X-Women]
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room
At Xavier's school
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room
At Xavier's school

Queen!
Uh-oh! Uh-uh-oh!
Better watch out for the White
Queen!
Uh-oh! Uh-uh-oh!
I'll be your Ex-Factor

[Shadowcat]
Excuse me, Emma. This man's with Jean
I smell your intentions. You're a villain to me
You're transparent as a diamond, see
So step back, Frost. He belongs with Jean

[X-Women]
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room
At Xavier's school
I've got a meeting in the Danger Room
At Xavier's school
 

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