Superman Returns Superman Returns Gag Reel

[itflies]

Just as I had feared (since I am on the East Coast and unable to attend), Singer brought along a gag reel for Superman Returns and screened it at the panel. Did anyone here get to see it? God, I hope it makes it online! I know there was a gag reel for X2 screened at a convention, and it didn't make it onto the DVD release.

 

[Topdawg]

really? i hope it makes its way online, or else it would suck.LoL

 

[matthooper]

I thought the gag real was the theatrical release.

That was too easy.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I thought the gag real was the theatrical release.

That was too easy.

Wow Matthooper. That was really awesome.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

I thought the gag real was the theatrical release.

That was too easy.

damn you, you stole my joke......

 

[Superman4ever]

damn you, you stole my joke......

Well, you do work for the Department of Redundancy Department!

 

[Mentok]

The Perry blooper sounds great... 'What the **** does he stand for again???'

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

I thought the gag real was the theatrical release.

That was too easy.

That would be hilarious if the definition of the word hilarious was 'completely unfunny'.

 

[Steelsheen]

is this online yet?

 

[kal-el1990]

i hope so did u all see the rap that brandon did with kal penn he is so funny so i spec his gags and mess ups will be side spliters

 

[Retroman]

I really hope they put this on the dvd.

SDCC: Quint on SUPERMAN RETURNS gag reel & sequel talk with Singer + SUPERMAN 2 footage with Richard Donner!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. SUPERMAN had a big presence at the Con this year. Bryan Singer showed up with a gag reel and then up popped Richard Donner who brought one of his unreleased sequences from what he shot of SUPERMAN 2. Let's get started shall we? Gag reel first.

It starts off with a classic gag, Marlon Brando talking in close-up. He has the Jor-El hair and is wearing a black turtle neck, I'm assuming for effects reasons. He's giving a speech and then says, "You'll find such conviction within yourself, Kel-La.... Kal-El... Ralph... whatever you're called," then he busts out a laugh. Superman music starts up and we see lots of takes of young Clark in his "running past the cornfields" rig. He wipes out over and over again, getting up to running speed, then ending on his stomach, face in the ground.

Perry White: "Does he still stand for justice? Does he still stand for... what the **** does he stand for?" Richard White, holding Jason in his arms, "Close your eyes..." kid puts hands over his ears, like he's supposed to. (laughs) "Close your eyes? Cyclops?" Jimmy Olsen is standing in front of a large group of people. This is when he gets his big shots of Supes holding the Daily Planet. They're rolling and he says, "Oh, I'm supposed to look up..." he turns to the extras who are laughing at him, "I'm so funny! You guys did great, though..."

The Otis Theme starts to play around here and continues on through the rest of the gag reel. Another Jimmy Olsen, to Clark: "How pissed do you think Superman is?" Clark: "A lot." Jimmy nods. "He is a lot pissed."

Parker Posey this time, talking to the camera, Kevin Spacey next to her cracking up, "Let's keep it open. Let's just go. I mean, isn't it digital? So why are cutting all the time? Sorry. I must be in character." Kevin Spacey's face sudden darkens and he grows deathly serious and says in a stone cold voice, looking straight at camera, "So am I."

Next was another Lex moment. He goes in for a kick on Superman. Camera is low, pointing up. Can't see who he's kicking, but he runs up and kicks a little too real. "Oh, sorry. Did that really hit you? (Pause) I'm so sorry." Next is the slap from Kitty to Lex. Parker goes in for it and then stops herself. "I don't really want to hit you!" Off camera comes a voice, "He has asked that you hit him." Next take she slaps, but kind of pulls back and kinda makes it worse, knuckling Spacey in the chin. "I'm sorry!" Lex (sultry): "No, keep going!"

One of my favorite bits was that kitchen conversation between Lois and Richard. Kate Bosworth is facing camera, back to James Marsden. Richard, "That article that you wrote..." Lois, "Why The World Doesn't Need Superman?" Richard, "No, no, no. The article you wrote years ago, before that." Lois, "Which article? I was practically his press agent?" Richard, "I Sixty-Nined Superman." She cracks a huge grin, trying not to let it all out. "I Joined The Mile High Club With Superman. I Had Asphyxiated Sex With The Man Of Steel. He Ran The Vacuum Cable Around My Throat. I Ball-Gagged Superman." Lois wraps her dish towel around his mouth.
Superman himself: "I hope this experience hasn't turned on any of you..." stops, looks to camera, sheepish grin on his face.

Funny ****. Here are tidbits about the panel, including info on the SUPERMAN RETURNS sequel possibility, a mention of Brainiac by a fan and an... interesting response from Bryan and tons of trivia about SUPERMAN RETURNS.

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23943

 

[Retroman]

I know there was a gag reel for X2 screened at a convention, and it didn't make it onto the DVD release.

It was too explicit for a PG-13 dvd release unfortunately.

X2 HAWAII GAG REEL/BLOOPERS DESCRIPTION!!
Saturday, May 10, 2003 2:17 CDT

'The Flyin' Hawaiian' just sent us this amazing report from Hawaii with the exact details on the gag reel that was shown during the X2 Q&A. Will we see any of this on the DVD?!

THE CLIPS CONTAINED LOTS OF PROFANITY AND SEXUAL SITUATIONS - BE WARNED AHEAD OF TIME!!

Another attendee at the Hawaii Q&A session, long time reader of your site... They were GREAT and Shawn Ashmore and Bryan were the nicest of nice dudes. Got a chance to talk to the bunch for a little while afterward. As far as the golden question of X3, the 2 writers said "hey, we're on vacation dude... " but said yeah-that's a no-brainer. As for Bryan, it's one of those things that, you spend so long on making this movie-deal with all the stress of it and it's finally finished. The last thing you want to even think about is doing that all over again. After some time to refresh yourself, breathe and chill out for a while--at that point, it would be much easier to say yeah. Obviously, he put much into the series and wanted to be involved in it's continuing growth.

(Since the other poster didn't post the details of the reel, here are the details) of Bryan Singer's Xtra special X2 gag reel! I'm PRAYING this thing makes the DVD... but due to language and "play acting," I highly doubt they could as much of it is "R" rated fun. Here's a rundown in no particular order:

1. film crew playing with Nightcrawler's tail in a disturbing fashion

2. Mystique and Magneto (during the campfire scene) very sexually dining on a hotdog, one on each end... (yes, they were blowing a hotdog from both ends)

3. the scene with Hugh's sister and the wall of ice during the X-Mansion attack scene... it's SO scary how much she looks like him! she's doing the scene with angst, and the real Wolvie comes up behind her and says, "let it go, you have to let it go" (refering to her Wolvie rage)

4. a great collage of each cast member yelling "****!!!"

5. Brian Cox's scene with Senator Kelly (the whole black ops while you were sucking on your momma's ***).. instead, he improv's it says something to the affect of "i was running black ops while you were busy sitting your mommas face" (and continued to demean Kelly, with other lewd comments)... the entire cast couldn't stop laughing.

6. Brian Cox messing up his lines in the white house as he's walking with Kelly Hu, and first he said "****!" does the scene again and says "****! I can't believe I said that!" then finally screws up again and says "ah ****!" (like **** wasn't bad enough)

7. Mystique spanking the guard while in the toliet stall with a very long, pink, phallic thing (and enjoying it!)

8. Rogue, Bobby and Pyro running in the mansion during the invasion just to find a huge birthday cake which suprised the hell oughta them.

9. Wolverine doing his gay broadway walk into Cerebro saying (in a sing-song fashion), "Prooooofessoooor, I'm home!" and Patrick Stewart just playing right along like a couple of fairies!

10. Wolverine in the tent, as Mystique's lying on him-he pulls a condom out during the scene... AND while each gal is lying ontop of him during the morph/Mystique scene, he finally grab Anna's face and plants a big wet one on her and looks at the camera and doing his best Austin Powers "yeah baby!"

11. During the scene where Stryker shows the President photos of the X Mansion, they changed the photos to Ian and Patrick acting like a couple of drag queens!12. More swearing, and lots of it.

13. Bloopers with Wovlie and Stryker as he's pinned to the helicopter.

14. Everyone dancing in a little jig like fashion (even Cyclops)

15. In response to Storm saying something in the X-Jet, Jean answers by saying "storm are you smoking crack" while Halle adds another "****" to the ongoing tally due to the fact the scene was ruined thanks to the crack comment

16. During Stryker's scene in the plastic prison, he sat on the plastic table to interrogate Magneto, but about 2/3 times he kept slipping off and kept *****ing that it wasn't sturdy--each time, Ian looks directly into the camera and mouths "amateur" about Stryker's failure

17. Wheelchair derby fun with Singer and Stewart in the mansion

18. the scene where Logan sticks the guys foot and then claws him for good, he did the whole scene with a couple of those 99 cent XRAY eys

19. During the pivotal White House scene at the end, where everyone is looking all buff and serious while addressing the president (the side shot of everyone)... where most of the room is black... the Oval office door opens... all the X-Men start turning to look who the hell opened the door... and it's none other then JEAN GREY! she says "excuse me" until she stands next to Scott and tells the president, "sorry I'm late, hi, I'm Jean Grey." Logan then tells her he saved her a spot next to him and she says, if he didn't mind she wants to be next to her fiance.

20. Shot of the Logan in the Blackbird practicing Beserker Rage and yelling "FUUCK" and then making the slicing claw sounds himself.

21. During the scene where Jean telepathically pushes Mags and Mystique out of the way to avoid the optic blast-poor Ian actually acted too well and ended up talking out the camera guy sitting on the floor. Based on the sounds that followed-it was obvious someone got hurt

22. During the scene where Bobby cools Logan's soda... he starts slowly licking the rim of the bottle, gazing at Logan. Logan starts rubbing the top of the bottle with his pinky! Next, during the scene Logan is in bed (where he has the adamantium/weapon x flashbacks), he starts moaning Bobby's name and looking very excited!

The best thing about the reel, beside all the funny crude moments... it really proved these guys/girls are family and had an incredible time together.

Source: http://hjackman.com/news/jun2003/x2bloopers.html

 

[LostSon88]

Here's a couple of those ^
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hW7PUOedG0U&search=x2 bloopers

 

[Mentok]

It was too explicit for a PG-13 dvd release unfortunately.

Seems James Marsden has a very dirty mind

 

[Spade]

You might want to censor #20 of the X2 bloopers, Retroman...

 

[Retroman]

Here's a couple of those ^
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hW7PUOedG0U&search=x2 bloopers

I've already seen these a few years ago but its always fun to watch again so thanks.

The best one is the one with Hugh's sister.Its scary how much she resembles her brother.

 

[Retroman]

Seems James Marsden has a very dirty mind

Indeed.

You might want to censor #20 of the X2 bloopers, Retroman...

The report that i posted from hjackman.com actually orginates from Superherohype. Thats how they posted (notice the profanity warning ) it then so i think its okay.