World Superman Vs. Hulk Vs. Spider-man Vs. Wonder Woman

[larryfilmmaker]

haha, even my own post made me laugh out loud

 

[elvislennon2005]

I believe that that crap about ww being on supermans power lvl sucks, but anyway supes will beat the crap out of her

Umm, Wonder Woman is on the same power level as Superman but only Strength wise, that is it. She beat Superman a few times and is the only hero, repeat the only hero who has beat Superman the most. Batman comes in second. About Spiderman lasting against Superman or even Wonder Woman makes me laugh. All Superman has to do is hit him with his finger and Spidey is passed out. Spiderman is human with special gifts and he isn't as strong as Superman. The Hulk would beat Spiderman.

 

[brainchild81]

as opposed to surfing around naked with no penis?

haha, even my own post made me laugh out loud

What's making me laugh is that you're calling SS a dumb character and one of the reasons seems to be that you can't see his penis. So if you could see his junk you'd like him more?

 

[larryfilmmaker]

oh boy that was just oozing with wit

 

[brainchild81]

Hey, I'm just using what you give me

 

[larryfilmmaker]

Aslan vs. Jesus vs. Superman vs. Neo

they are all the same thing so who would win? Jesus would create a huge fish to use as a blunt weapon and also a glass of wine not because he wants to but because God only gave him the power to make fish AND wine, and never just one or the other. Aslan smells the fish and eats it but he's not full so that angers him and he eats Jesus also. (after all, he's not a TAME lion) Superman would use his eye beams to cut Aslan in half and he would pull Jesus out to see if he's okay. He's not, he's a mangled mess and he's dying of blood loss. He tries to say something holy but dies half way through the first word. Neo is gone because he forgot to charge the battery on the matrix machine and it died with him inside so he's a drooling brain dead freak. Superman wins and eats the bread since it looks as though Jesus won't be needing it. Silver Surfer has no penis.

 

[brainchild81]

That just means Supes would get his @$$ kicked by somebody w/out a penis. Now the @$$kicking's just a lil' more embarrassing.

Flash: Where's Superman?
GL: Dead and in a shallow grave. He got his dumb@$$ beat to death by that naked guy w/no penis.
Flash: I can't imagine a worse way to go.

You really seem to be focusing on penises

 

[Jplaya2023]

That just means Supes would get his @$$ kicked by somebody w/out a penis. Now the @$$kicking's just a lil' more embarrassing.

Flash: Where's Superman?
GL: Dead and in a shallow grave. He got his dumb@$$ beat to death by that naked guy w/no penis.
Flash: I can't imagine a worse way to go.

You really seem to be focusing on penises

n/h.......

 

[larryfilmmaker]

no, not focusing on penis, laughing at a guy for not having one. Big difference. So how will SS be played in a movie? A guy in a silver suit? A naked guy with his penis tucked under and his body spraypainted silver? Or CGI? Either way, here's hoping that these amazing characters all come together for a movie that even SURPASSES the first Fantastic Four! (tho that's hard considering how amazing the movie was) ..... saw chasm

 

[brainchild81]

I just hope they don't spend $250 million+ and fail to break $200 million domestic boxoffice because the movie is so damn long and boring. All I hear coming from your mouth is "penis". Penis just keeps coming from your mouth. Does his penis or lack thereof have anything to do w/Supes getting his @$$ kicked by him. Maybe you're just upset 'cause your hero can't even beat a guy w/no dingaling. It does sound kinda sad now that I think about it.

*SS and Supes are about to do battle*
Supes: Whoa! Man, where's your penis?
SS: What does my penis have to do with anything? Is that the 1st thing your eyes are drawn too?
Supes(concerned about his (homo)sexuality being exposed):Er......No I.........I....I just happened to notice that it looks like it's missing. I mean. I don't like looking @ penises, really.
SS:Yeah sure. Damn! Now it's gonna be weird if I kill you! S**t!
Supes:Huh? What do you mean?
SS: Well it's obvious that you're gay. I'm just wonderin' if I kill you will it be considered a hate crime.

 

[larryfilmmaker]

go outside for a little bit

 

[TheCalling]

No offense but this is a stupid poll. Superman OWNS them all.

 

[brainchild81]

go outside for a little bit

Said the guy who wants to see Surfer's penis

 

[larryfilmmaker]

No offense but this is a stupid poll. Superman OWNS them all.

yes

 

[larryfilmmaker]

Said the guy who wants to see Surfer's penis

real lame man. What do you want me to say? That because you keep defending a guy with no penis that YOU must be hiding something? It's not funny at all, not creative at all, and pretty juvenile. But maybe I'll just follow your example and keep saying it over, and over, and over, and over, and over. Hey, maybe I'll even put in smiley faces or type the occasional "pwned" next to it. That'd REALLY add to how funny I found myself.

Get this, true story. Some comic nerd on myspace looked up the silver surfer thing for me and said that COMIC FANS HAVE ASKED MARVEL why SS has no dick. Their answer? He DOES. I kid you not, they said that he tucks it up under, between his legs so we can't see it and they even went into detail about the piping. If I were Marvel, I'd have just admitted the dude's about as fertile as my computer monitor and that in 2006, his surfer gimmick is about as in as slap bracelets.

See that? Wit. Now you try.

Superman probably wouldn't touch the he-she and so you're right, SS would win.

 

[brainchild81]

Now you're trying hard to be insulting. You honestly know nothing of wit. When you said your ownpost had made you laugh, THAT was the problem. You were the ONLY one laughing. @ the very least some here agree that you're focusing too much on the penis. Nothing you've said has been even remotely funny to be honest and now you've got nerds looking up stuff about Surfer's penis for you. Kinda proves my point & no matter where his thing is or isn't, it won't change that Supes would get his @$$ kicked. Have a nice day. Watch the Colbert Report. Supes is so gay he can't even think straight These are all just words on a screen. Why take it personal?

 

[narutofan236]

superman would win

 

[DIRTY ELK]

Spiderman is out in about 30 sec ww not much longer so it hulk and sm and hulk. all i hear about sm are his powers , what about hulks power strongest one there is and has never reached his limit let almost cannot

be hurt if he is he heal in seconds, sm powers hv sorry hulk not batman x-ray v ha ha ha freeze breath wow, sm is hard to hurt but can be and dose heal like hulk, sm is very strong but sorry but he going against the strongest super hearing that thunder clap would hurt ask gladiator . and that is just the facts

 

[Arach Knight]

I realized that in my past posts, I never decded upon a victor. Only upon a combatants chances of survival. My ultimate choice would be for Superman, as he obviously has deity level power. There is no need to go into a long winded explainatin, as we all know how powerful Superman is. I don't think his fight would be a cake walk, but e would win in the end.

 

[Andy C.]

You honestly know nothing of wit.....Watch the Colbert Report.

Anyone else see a contradiction in statements there?

Supes is so gay he can't even think straight

Yes, because being married to a beautiful woman and actually wearing pants is clearly much more homosexual than flying around naked for centuries with a big pink guy in a funny hat.

 

[brainchild81]

Anyone else see a contradiction in statements there?



Yes, because being married to a beautiful woman and actually wearing pants is clearly much more homosexual than flying around naked for centuries with a big pink guy in a funny hat.

Nah, I think Supes has cornered the market on gayness. There's a guy in The Authority that's based on Supes named Apollo. He's also gay(not that there's anything wrong w/that ) Bryan Singer said Supes was his favorite Superhero. I've also heard B.Singer was gay. It makes perfect sense for a gay guy's favorite Superhero to also be gay. Supes has beeen married for a while now. How many kids? Exactly. She's his "cover" not his lover. He shoulda banged Wonder Woman a long time ago. I don't remember Galactus being pink. Colbert Report is hilarious. Where's this contradition you speak of? They did a story on Supes being gay. There was also a funny skit on SNL w/the Rock playing Supes. He talked of "experimenting" when he was in Smallvile but he said he wasn't gay. Funny stuff. Does the idea of Supes being gay make you angry or uncomfortable?

 

[Andy C.]

Ah, the old "World's Finest" covers: the trusty old standby for juvenile homophobic humor without any basis from the actual character.

At any rate, the SNL skit and the Colbert Report story have no merit in the argument since they're not based on anything presented in the DCU other than "OMG TIGHTS WHAT A *** LOL." As is the old "being married is a cover" routine. All just petty, shallow excuses for name-calling.

To be honest, most of the characters who are always being referred to as "gay" (Superman, Batman & Robin, etc) are romantically linked to more women in the comics than just about any other superhero I can think of. Superman's got years of romantic history with Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, and (in the Elseworld Comics) Wonder Woman. Not to mention the countless comics where the writers heavily imply Supes and Lois having sex (though I s'pose unless DC released a Lois/Clark porno issue, you can write that off as being "just a cover) Off the top of my head, I can think of at least five stories in which Superman has children. Can you name even one girlfriend Surfer's ever had?

Anyway, I think we're losing the point of the discussion. In a straight-up fight, yeah, Silver Surfer would beat Superman, for the simple fact that Surfer has cosmic powers and Supes doesn't. If we're talking Superman-Prime, that's a different story, but let's not get into that.

 

[brainchild81]

Deal. @ least you're willing to admit Supes would lose to him(unlike some people ). Surfer used to go w/some chic from his home planet. I think her name was Shalla Bal. I really don't know how many chix Surfer had before. He's not exactly one of my favorite characters. I just think it's lame for people to diss SS just because they don't wanna admit that a FICTIONAL character would get his @$$ kicked by him. Even if he is the dumbest character ever, that wouldn't stop him from kicking the living ***** outta Supes. Nobody bangs more broads than Cyclops though Batman's like my 2nd favorite DC character, but the sidekick ***** needs to cease. It's keeping him down. I just seems irresponsible to have kids fighting people w/guns. Especially after that Todd Robin got blown the f**k up back in the day.

 

[Arach Knight]

Lets observe the history of The Robin, very briefly

1)Dick Grayson. Is very much the analogue of a younger Bruce. Sought to fight crime, and trained for it (as shown in Dark Victory). Earned his place at Batman's side. He knew how to follow orders, and quickly grew independent of Batman, when he had a clash of ideas. But most importanty, he knew how to follow orders.

2)Jason Todd. Tried to steal the wheels off the Batmobile. Wreckless, angry and vengeful. Did not know how to follow rules. Was beaten with a crow bar, then blown up.

3)Timothy Drake. Straight edge kid, hard working. Sought the role of Robin and earned his place at Batman's side. Such a believer in the mission, that for the longest time, none of his Young Justice team mates knew him as anything other than Robin. Follows orders the majority of the time.

4)Stephanie Brown (I think that's her last name). Formerly a solo costumed adventurer. Sought to replace Tim Drake. Completly ignored orders and as a result, received a furious beating, followed by torture, that led to critical condition hopsitalization. Could have been saved by medicine, but the doctor was a dick trying to make a point.

Ultimately, we can see that the two Robins who lived, listened to Batman. The two Robins that died, did not listen to Batman. The key to being Robin...listen to Batman. If Robin stayed the way that Dick portrayed him...back when Batman was a little goofy...I would agree that the side-kick needs to go. But Tim has added a seriousness to the role, that almost measures up to Batman. Bruce would probably go insane if it weren't for Robin.

 

[brainchild81]

He shoulda stopped after Grayson. Nightwing is awesome and a more than worthy heir to the mantle. Tim hasn't been killed..........yet. It's just not responsible to drag kids into battle