Suspected potty peeper in Colorado enters guilty plea

[NickNitro]

So....uh......this is real....I just...I don't know what to say......

A man accused of emerging from a Colorado portable toilet covered in feces has pleaded guilty to two burglary counts and attempted unlawful sexual contact.

http://www.abc3340.com/story/22798995/suspected-potty-peeper-in-colorado-enters-guilty-plea

 

[Zeus]

Prisoner #1: Whatcha in here for?

Prisoner #2: Robbery

Prisoner #3: Assault

Prisoner #4: Terrorizing with feces on my body

Prisoner #1: You should plan boarding in solitary confinement

 

[regwec]

I suppose this should be sad rather than funny- he is clearly mentally ill.

 

[Trimmings]

Had that been me, I'd probably have nightmares about the poop monster for the rest of my life. I don't think he's crazy, though. Isn't feces one of the larger weird**s sexual fantasies?

 

[NickNitro]

I am just about to go to lunch, not thinking about this story is going to be difficult.

Must keep food in stomach, must keep food in stomach

 

[Teelie]

He pled guilty so I'm sure it is safe to say he's no longer "suspected" although he probably is unsanitary.