Talk Only In BTAS Quotes

[Silver Sable]

Got the idea from the other thread

"Your going to melt like a grilled cheese sandwich!"

 

[batmaluco]

I'm your worst nightmare.

 

[Silver Sable]

I thought you guys would like this thread?

 

[Bat Attack]

"I hate to say it sir, but your goose it cooked."

 

[CapBeerCino]

When the going gets thoug, the tough goes shopping.

 

[DonnyLebeau]

There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was getting closer... Closer...

Poison Ivy: And...?

I threw a rock at him.... It was a BIG rock.

 

[Bat Attack]

Poison Ivy:

"We always grow back..."

*talks to flower* "Isn't that right baby?"

 

[Bat Attack]

Harley Quinn: *after Joker puts a fish head costume over her head* "You're really sick, you know that Mista' J?"

 

[eledoremassis02]

[to Harley, enraged, after she has nearly succeeded in a plan to kill Batman that the Joker had abandoned] But you had to explain it! A joke is't funny if you have to explain it!

 

[Bat Attack]

*after being whisled at by horny men in car*

Poison Ivy: "Didn't your mother tell you it's impolite to talk like that to a lady?"

Horny Guy: "Oh, what are you going to do, SPAAAAANK US!?" *Pretends to slap ass*

HarleyQuinn: "Thats right pigs, and here the paddle" *pulls out bazooka*

*Men jump out, car explodes*

 

[The Joker.]

Don't touch me old man. I don't know where you've been hahahahaha.

 

[Bat Attack]

*Penguin watches his birds dance*

Penguin: "Dance, dance for Penguin!"

 

[the_freshdude]

FREEZE: You want to live like this? Abandoned and alone? A prisoner in a world you can see but never touch? Old and infirm as you are, I'd trade a thousand of my frozen years for your worst day.

 

[Batgort]

I like to customize all my things, BAAAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Batnam]

That's not funny....Oh well, I laugh anyway. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Batgort]

You killed captain clown.. YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!

 

[crazy monkey]

"No! You're NOT my father. I am NOT a disgrace.

I am vengeance. I am the night! I...am...

BATMAN!"

-- END!

 

[crazy monkey]

"Whoops! Looks like the joke's on me! You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham, and soon his name will be all over town. To say nothing of his arms and legs and spleen and head....HAHAHAHAHA!"

BOOOM!

-- END!

 

[crazy monkey]

"Think of it Batman. To never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold. Oh yes...I'd kill for that."

-- END!

 

[Dr. Fate]

"He's misguided. And a thief."

"He's only a theorist."

 

[crazy monkey]

"Not a funny bone in his entire body."

-- END!

 

[cosbydaf]

It's true!

I KNOW EVERYTHING!

 

[crazy monkey]

"I was hoping for more of a fight. But what should I expect from a killer of children."

-- END!

 

[crazy monkey]

"I didn't know he can fly, too."

-- END!

 

[cosbydaf]

There's nothing about you I don't know, BAT-FAKE!