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Talking to girls online

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Wait...are there really this many people willing to admit that the only way they can meet girls is online?

Cheez...this is the bad part about the internet...
 
Wait...are there really this many people willing to admit that the only way they can meet girls is online?

Cheez...this is the bad part about the internet...

THe only person who admitted to "meeting" a girl online is kaine. :confused:
 
I met my current gf I'm living with and met 2 years ago on myspace.

Then again, she keeps me locked in the basement and feeds me fish heads. I think its love.
 
kainedamo, if you want to meet girls on line, check out craigs list
 
...Wait... isn't the g-spot in the same place?!
 
I met my current gf I'm living with and met 2 years ago on myspace.

Then again, she keeps me locked in the basement and feeds me fish heads. I think its love.

She wants you bad.
 
what privacy? its not like she told us her g spot or whatever. posts read like any other post on these boards.

Well I guess I am just thinking I would be loathe to find out, someone I had confided in posted some of the conversations on a message board. without my consent, terrible or not.:whatever:

That's just me.
yeah there's nothing bad in those snippets, but it's still rude, and disrespectful.:o
 
I saw this thread from the main page, and without even opening it, I laughed for some reason. :o
 
Uh, she's totally right, don't post an email someone sent you on an internet message board, that's not mindreading, just common sense. We could've understood without the emails. Here's some advice though; What type of site is it? Something like MySpace or a dating site, if it's a dating site, ask to take off online within the first few emails, if it's something like MySpace chances are a lot less likely that she wants to see you offline. Also ask to meet at a neutral place at first like a bar or coffee shop, don't invite her to your house/apartment.

QFMFT! :up:
 
Tzarrina... I'm shocked!















I guess I'm not posting any of our pm's, then. :o
 
So... 'tis a tricky business talking to girls. It's like, one word wrong, and all of a sudden you're too "pushy". Whatever that means. "Just date me already or I'll beat the **** out of you". How's that for pushy? I have this vision of girls who say they've been "creeped" out by something you said going back home, and hugging themselves naked in the corner, crying, like they've been raped or something. Grow some balls, women.

So anyway. I've been talking to this girl online for a good 2 months or so. That clearly means she digs me. We send messages back and forth on this website and ****. So I'm thinking, when the **** can we meet up already. But girls are weirdos, right? I mean, bat**** insane. If you asked the question "when can we meet up" her female bull**** kicks in and she thinks "he's too pushy - NEVER GONNA TALK TO HIM AGAIN!". Or, "but I only ever thought of him as a friend", as though somehow they didn't recognise that you have a penis.

So I thought I'd post a message or two of hers and you guys could tell me what you think, plus I'd post my latest response.





My response...



Yeah thats right, she knows I'm into comic books! When I briefly brought it up at first, she responded by saying how she liked Batman Begins. So there.

The part I put in bold is the key. "we should have a dvd night" could be falsely interpreted by the female mind as "he wants me at his house?? ewww how creepy! he wants to sex me straight away", when I simply like the idea of having a dvd night.

p.s This post is about 80% satire. Its so I don't look so loserish asking for advice on how to talk to girls ONLINE, asking on a messageboard of all things.
Okay, I really don't feel like reading this whole, so is she or is she not creeped out or are you jumping the gun thinking she's creeped out already?
 
You put DVD night in your dungeon of horrors first AND THEN ..maybe lunch? No wonder she thinks you're creepy.
 

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