Metamorpho1977
You jack wagon!
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Tzarrina... I'm shocked!
I guess I'm not posting any of our pm's, then.
can i see them? i won't tell anyone. I give you my word.
Tzarrina... I'm shocked!
I guess I'm not posting any of our pm's, then.
You know nothing!
I assume you like showers?
can i see them? i won't tell anyone. I give you my word.
....She'd be mad at me. Then I don't get anymore ice cream feedings...
...I have arms, freak.
How the heck did A-Man win creepiest poster, and not kaine?
....She'd be mad at me. Then I don't get anymore ice cream feedings...
So... 'tis a tricky business talking to girls. It's like, one word wrong, and all of a sudden you're too "pushy". Whatever that means. "Just date me already or I'll beat the **** out of you". How's that for pushy? I have this vision of girls who say they've been "creeped" out by something you said going back home, and hugging themselves naked in the corner, crying, like they've been raped or something. Grow some balls, women.
So anyway. I've been talking to this girl online for a good 2 months or so. That clearly means she digs me. We send messages back and forth on this website and ****. So I'm thinking, when the **** can we meet up already. But girls are weirdos, right? I mean, bat**** insane. If you asked the question "when can we meet up" her female bull**** kicks in and she thinks "he's too pushy - NEVER GONNA TALK TO HIM AGAIN!". Or, "but I only ever thought of him as a friend", as though somehow they didn't recognise that you have a penis.
So I thought I'd post a message or two of hers and you guys could tell me what you think, plus I'd post my latest response.
My response...
Yeah thats right, she knows I'm into comic books! When I briefly brought it up at first, she responded by saying how she liked Batman Begins. So there.
The part I put in bold is the key. "we should have a dvd night" could be falsely interpreted by the female mind as "he wants me at his house?? ewww how creepy! he wants to sex me straight away", when I simply like the idea of having a dvd night.
p.s This post is about 80% satire. Its so I don't look so loserish asking for advice on how to talk to girls ONLINE, asking on a messageboard of all things.
How the heck did A-Man win creepiest poster, and not kaine?
I got spoons and ice cream. i can even make homemade ice cream.
Um, where did Kaine go?
Passing on of "the" spoon and the possible on line chat.