Teens steal pizza, face SWAT team

[Morg]

Teens steal pizza, face SWAT team

March 23—The pizza at Sicily’s in Anchorage, Alaska, must be really, really good. So good that it’s worth dying for—or at least spending years in prison.

On Sunday night, four youths—two 19-year-old males and two females (ages unknown)—robbed a Sicily’s Pizza delivery driver at gunpoint. The driver resisted and a struggle ensued, but the quartet eventually secured the pizza and ran off. They did not take the driver’s money.

The driver followed one of the females—who apparently wasn’t as fleet of foot as her accomplices—to a nearby apartment. When Anchorage police arrived on the scene they took the girl into custody, but the males—Joseph Nicalaskey and Cesasr Alvarez-Jennings—and the other female barricaded the door and refused to come out.

“They communicated to the officers that they knew they were going to jail and didn’t want to come out because they wanted to eat the pizza,” said Lt. Dave Parker.

Police subsequently called in a SWAT team, which broke into the apartment and arrested the trio. The males were charged with first-degree robbery, third-degree assault, and resisting an officer. The females were charged with robbery and assault.

"They communicated to the officers that they knew they were going to jail and didn't want to come out because they wanted to eat the pizza," said Lt. Dave Parker.

Must been a good pizza

 

[Hotwire]

New slogans for Sicily's:
Eat it like you stole it!
Pizza so good, it's criminal!

Any others?

 

[C. Lee]

How much is your pizza worth.....mine's worth 10 -20 years....now that's some damn fine pizza pie.....

 

[Lighthouse]

I really want to try that pizza now.

 

[Raiden]

Sicily's Pizza: It's Not Stolen, But It's A Steal.

 

[Schlosser85]

They're going to jail for a PIZZA? They didn't even take his money?

 

[Master Chief]

I suppose the assault didn't help their case.

Did they at least get to eat a slice before the home invasion?

 

[huskerwebhead]

They're going to jail for a PIZZA? They didn't even take his money?

They robbed a man at gunpoint, potentially assaulted the guy (depends on what "a struggle ensued involves), and then resisted arrest. Doesn't matter that all they took was pizza. They are a couple of dumbasses.

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

...I'm hungry

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Dumbasses, how much is a pizza really? The one I had Sunday was $20, four people couldn't scrounge up $20? Economy must be worse than I thought

 

[Raiden]

Dumbasses, how much is a pizza really? The one I had Sunday was $20, four people couldn't scrounge up $20? Economy must be worse than I thought

They could've gone to Costco to buy a whole pie for only $9.99.

 

[deathshead2]

They could've gone to Costco to buy a whole pie for only $9.99.

Is there a costco in Alaska?

 

[PyroChamber]

I don't know what's funnier; these kids going to jail over a pizza or the fact that this happened in Alaska.

 

[Mace Dolex]

My brother who works part time at Domino's pizza did a delivery once to an abandoned place and got mugged by two guys, thankfully they just gave him a black eye and nothing more serious.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Cut them a break. We all know how it is when you have the munchies and there's nothing worth eating in sight.

 

[Alex The Great]

Hey, stealing pizza is serious buisness!

 

[Manic]

These people were idiots. You don't rob someone at gunpoint over a freaking pizza. That's a felony charge.

The two girls should've distracted the driver while the guys crept up, snatched the pizza, and ran. That's a misdemeanor. They'd be looking at probation, maybe some community service.

 

[Immortalfire]

I must now go to Anchorage, and try this pizza so good that it's worth jail time.

 

[Raiden]

I must now go to Anchorage, and try this pizza so good that it's worth jail time.

I think it's more likely that it is the only pizza parlor within 100 miles, so they have craving for it like no others.

 

[Morg]

These people were idiots. You don't rob someone at gunpoint over a freaking pizza. That's a felony charge.

The two girls should've distracted the driver while the guys crept up, snatched the pizza, and ran. That's a misdemeanor. They'd be looking at probation, maybe some community service.

If the girls show some boobs I imagine they could gotten it free

 

[Wolfwood]

I'm impressed by the delivery guy who struggled to defend his pizza while having a gun pointed at him and then proceeded to chase them down. I'd let that pizza ****ing go.

 

[Manic]

If the girls show some boobs I imagine they could gotten it free

That could work, but you never know when you're looking at a gay delivery man or a hardcore misogynist.

I'm impressed by the delivery guy who struggled to defend his pizza while having a gun pointed at him and then proceeded to chase them down. I'd let that pizza ****ing go.

Are you kidding? His boss would've taken those missing pizzas out of his pay. I'd chase after those pizzas, too.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Man... Pizza is serious business.

 

[Wolfwood]

That's what the Ninja Turtles tried to teach us as kids.

 

[KevanG]

I think that the pizza place is going to have alot more business due to people going to jail just for a taste of the pizza.