Teeth trailer

[AhabTheArab]

yes and theres actually a thread about a movie... about a vagina... with Teeth....

oh and i heard this was pushed back until 4th quarter 2008 because of the writers strike... gotta make these movies last ya know?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

It's wierd as hell and makes me grab my jewels to make sure they're still there, but I'll be damned if that isn't one of the best ideas for a horror film in years.

 

[Anton Chigurgh]

call me disturbed, but i'll definitely be in line for this one... i may be the only one, but i will be in line.

 

[Tissues]

But isn't it a horror comedy? p-0))

 

[Tissues]

Did this really get that critical acclaim? Or is that not from trust-worthy sources?

I mean- this movie, just by the plot, now knowing what it's about would scare the dick out of me.

As long as you didn't want it inside of you in the first place.

 

[chaseter]

What the f***. How stupid is this? I better start making my penis with a sharp stick in the end movie before someone else makes it.......................................................wow..............................

 

[Rac]

Hee, I wanna see this.

Also, this thread reminded me of this strip:

 

[Brian Braddock]

The movie might be crap, but I'll be damned if that isn't one of the best ideas for a horror movie I've heard in years.

I agree - No matter if it's bad, it's still refreshing to hear of something original for once - someobody actually having an idea and having the balls to make it.

Although, in the current movie climate, it'll probably be remade in about 4 years. And remade worse.

 

[Castlewood]

I don't think this is a laughing matter. This is a serious epidemic happening in China. I think it's great that they're making a movie about it to spread the awareness over seas. This isn't really something you're born with; it just grows naturally, like a wart or what-have-you. It sounds like evolution to me. You can find a lot of articles where doctors talk about it... it's not just some random sh** that Kevin Smith made up out of thin air.

 

[Ice-man]

A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina



ummmm yeeeeeaaa... what will the think of next, a singing penis.



as much as i don't wanna see this, something about a killer snatch with razor sharp teeth is enough to entice me to see it.

 

[nocomics]

A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina



ummmm yeeeeeaaa... what will the think of next, a singing penis.



as much as i don't wanna see this, something about a killer snatch with razor sharp teeth is enough to entice me to see it.

Dont give them any ideas!
Coming Next Fall... HARRY DICK the musical,a story about a 'PRIVATE EYE',and his fascination with singing and saluting in the morning..singing his favorites..."I Salute you(in the morning),Help ME!(im being held prisoner,behind a 32-teeth wall),PEEK-ABOO(I see you with my one eye), I've got the BlueBall Blues( a duet with Billy 'Blue' Ballz),and his cover of BILLY SQUIERS; STROKE ME,STROKE ME....Swinging to a theatre near you...

 

[William_C]

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

^ lmao

The trailer looked pretty good. I think its gonna be on that "WTF" tip when people see the trailer in theaters. Is it supposed to be a "real-real" horror movie, or is it like black comedy? Looked interesting to me either way.

But...

Spoiler

 

[Batspider77]

Hollywood is running out of ideas......what a piece of crap.

 

[BatMatt]

Hollywood is running out of ideas......what a piece of crap.

early reviews have been rather positive, it seems it's not a horror movie but a critique

 

[deathshead2]

Hollywood is running out of ideas......what a piece of crap.

this movie is an indie, and second so far its had really postive reviews, and third Im sure you would just love to only see remakes in theaters, but this movie is pretty neat.

 

[Ice-man]

the guy pitching this idea must have felt totally awkward.



Ehmm This movies will be a "horror genre" its about a teenage girl...and she has a vagina!.... but wait, wait........ her vagina....... has teeth!

and it kills people who have sex with her.

BAMM!!, instant success.


who wouldnt wanna see a movie about a toothed vagina.

 

[Rac]

Hollywood is running out of ideas......what a piece of crap.

this movie is an indie, and second so far its had really postive reviews, and third Im sure you would just love to only see remakes in theaters, but this movie is pretty neat.

remakes and sequels and prequels and comic book movies and video game movies... Yeah, Hollywood is really running out of ideas with this one.

And like deathshead2 already said, this is a indie movie, not a Hollywood. Indie's are always had the best ideas, and always will.

 

[the a1ant]

This movie may be pretty cool. Its been running the indie (and film) festival circuits, and has been getting good reviews.

 

[Masamune]

^if this isn't a sign of the apocalypse, then I don't know what it is.

 

[SalaciousVC]

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426687/video/5098843
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=19857




Wow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
Omg,****ing horrible

This movie may be pretty cool. Its .

People get their ***** bit off

 

[Drizzle]

If I saw this movie, I think I'd cry and vomit at the same time.

 

[SalaciousVC]

looks like scary movie

Director Mitchell Lichtenstein has expressed an interest in making a sequel.

Wtf

 

[Symbiotic]

^ lmao

The trailer looked pretty good. I think its gonna be on that "WTF" tip when people see the trailer in theaters. Is it supposed to be a "real-real" horror movie, or is it like black comedy? Looked interesting to me either way.

But...

Spoiler

dammit! what the f**k?!

 

[SalaciousVC]

Wonder what happens to this guy

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Three letters apply to that movie : W, T and a big F