Thank your mother for teaching you about life

[rodhulk]

With thoughts of this past mother's day, the following came to mind.....

1) Your mother taught you RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet!"

2) Your mother taught you LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why!"

3) Your mother taught you about IRONY - "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about!"

4) Your mother taught you about the SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

5) Your mother taught you STAMINA - "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"

6) Your mother taught you HYPOCRISY - "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

7) Your mother taught you about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"

8) Your mother taught you about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home!"

9) Your mother taught you about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when you get home!"

10) Your mother taught you HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT - If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up!"

11) Your mother taught you about GENETICS - "You're just like you father!"

12) Your mother taught you WISDOM - "When you get to be my age, you'll understand!"

....and the best....

13) Your mother taught you about JUSTICE - "One day, you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

 

[Immortalfire]

"Just wait until we get home!"

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

Shoot, my mom would whoop my tail right then, no matter where we were.

 

[redmarvel]

I heard most of those from my Dad.