The 2002 Celebrity Toyota Challenge - Live Updates

[StorminNorman]

I am watching ESPN Classic and they are showing this race. I don't normally watch racing, but Dule Hill, Patrick Warburton and Patrick Stewart are in it. So I will watch. Since I don't have a blog I am going to post my thoughts on the race as they happen LIVE!

Until this thread is merged with the Tom Cruise thread.

 

[StorminNorman]

Danica Patrick is in this race. Which is funny because at the time she wasn't a celebrity, but good for her - she is in ninth place right now. The "Pro's" started in the back position. Go Bill Goldberg Go!

 

[StorminNorman]

Bill Goldberg just ran into the wall and is out of the race. He was in second place.

 

[StorminNorman]

Christopher Titus just passed Dule Hill! That bastard! Who is he?

 

[StorminNorman]

Christopher Masterson (of Malcom in the Middle and brother of Hyde) is in second place. Go stoner kid, go!

 

[StorminNorman]

Danica Patrick is trying to pass Patrick Warburton.

Patrick Warburton got overly aggressive and went in the wall.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[StorminNorman]

Dule Hill is a beast. He is preventing the Pro's from passing him.

 

[StorminNorman]

Patrick Warburton is running on the track! He is out of his car and on the track! He's gone mad! Somebody stop him!

 

[StorminNorman]

Patrick Stewart is not in the top 10 and I haven't even heard him be mentioned since his introduction.

I am smelling a trap.

 

[StorminNorman]

This is in the wrong forum

 

[StorminNorman]

We are on the final lap. Dara Torres (Olympic Athlete?) is running away with it. She is just showing off now. The first woman winner evah?

 

[StorminNorman]

Dara Torres, 13 time National Swimming Champion wins the 2002 Celebrity Toyota Challenge!

Danica Patrick beat all the other Pro's.

So two women won the two titles! Amazing!

Patrick Stewart ended in 14th place...which is funny because he never crashed. Warburton and Goldberg were 16th and 17th place

 

[StorminNorman]

Ha, Danica Patrick is talking about how in order for women to improve their standing in racing - a major racing team is going to have to invest in a female driver. DESTINY!

Patrick Warburton makes losing sound so dignifying.

Danica Patrick is still hot.

 

[StorminNorman]

OMG just when you thought the fun was over - there's another race! More to come.

 

[StorminNorman]

Angie Everhart of Celebrity Mole, the Lingerie Bowl and I am assuming something else relevant is in it!

Josh Brolin is racing. As a Pro racer! Badass.

 

[Addendum]

That Spider-Man trailer looks pretty good. Hopefully it'll be worth the wait

 

[StorminNorman]

Jesse James and Buzz Aldrin are in it. Apparently Buzz Aldrin has wrecked several cars in practice. That's a goddamn American hero.

 

[StorminNorman]

I am putting my money on Josh Brolin.

I mean come on...its Josh Brolin.

 

[StorminNorman]

I have never watched Monster Garage, but after Celebrity Apprentice and this, I am becoming a fan of Jesse James.

 

[StorminNorman]

Buzz Aldrin starts in last place. Josh Brolin beat all the other Pro racers in the preliminary race. Badass.

 

[StorminNorman]

The Pro's start 30 seconds after the celebrities, these celebrities seem to be better than the last race. Which is sad because none of these guys are cool.

 

[StorminNorman]

Josh Brolin is in the third place of the Pro's, 12nd place over all. He is disappointing me.

Buzz Aldrin is so driving his age

 

[StorminNorman]

Jesse James is stalking the race leader - some guy from "Days of our lives".

 

[StorminNorman]

There have been a disappointingly small number of crashes.

And no one is running on the track.

I miss Patrick Warburton.

 

[StorminNorman]

Jesse James and Soap Guy are just running away with this. They are taking the laps at a similar speed as the Pro's.