The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

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  1. Kipobe Registered

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    ...Now with 15.8% less sham!!! :)

    Glorious people of the internet, I welcome you all to this phenominal occasion. After hosting three awards (possibly more, I usually make a thread like this when I'm bored at 3am) I have not completed any of them. That was not my fault.

    However, today we stand on the threshold of a revolution, for I, your wonderful and eternally awesome host, has decided to make sure that these awards will indeed be complete. No voting, no suggestions, no co-hosts (except Brodie, cuz he'll ***** if he sees this and doesn't get some sort of mention, even though he's getting married and should be more focused on that, but whatever... Wisconson sucks, except go beer...) nothing but 35 categories, and the revealed winner with me as the sole judge.

    Actually, I ammend this. As the next award is approaching, please list your suggestions in this thread or PM me. It'll cut down on the work I have to do.

    Who'll win a 'Pobey? It could be YOU! But it will almost certainly NOT be you. Sorry. I love you all. Let the games begin.

    So how will this work? Below are 35 categories. Every so often, I'll list the winner of the next award. Once all the awards are won, go back to your pathetic existence, cuz it doesn't mean I love you any more than I did before.

    I love you all. Enjoy.

    The following are categories for acheivements in posting over the 2005 - 2006 Hype! posting year. (August to July, apparently).

    Most Improved Poster: Ronny Shade
    Most Valuable Poster: Dew k. Mosi
    Most Ethical Poster: Kessel Day
    Most Volitile Poster: J. Alba Lover
    Most Well-Spoken Poster: Daisy
    Most Entertaining Poster: Holly Goodhead
    Most Comedic Poster: Wilhelm-Scream
    Most Talented Poster: Clerk
    Most Likable Poster: DBella
    Most Quick-Witted Poster: Lackey
    Most Original Poster: musclesforsupes
    Most Quotable Poster: The Watchman
    Most Hated Poster: Sybiotica
    Most Pointless Poster: Phantasm
    Most Missed Poster: Tukiluka

    Poster With the Most Potential: Tsunulia
    Poster With the Most Attitude: Equint77

    Best Hype! Quote: BrodieBruce
    Best Hype! Thread: Ghostrider87
    Best Hype! Profile: Not Jake
    Best Hype! Scandal: Elijya
    Best Hype! Veteran: ThemanofBat
    Best Hype! Rookie: deemar325
    Best Hype! Undiscovered Talent: Childlike Wild
    Best Hype! Survivor Player: Matt

    Most Likely to be Banned in 2006/7: Calvin
    Most Likely to be Modded in 2006/7: Immortalfire

    2006 Honorary Poster of the Year: Eric Draven
    2006 Girl of the Year: twylight
    2006 Guy of the Year: Erzengel
     
  2. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    :mad: blah, blah, blah, give me a damn award!:o
     
  3. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    *knows I won't win anything* :(
     
  4. Kmack Cheers!

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    This should be fun.
     
  5. Carter Registered

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    Give me something
     
  6. Kipobe Registered

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    no.
     
  7. Kipobe Registered

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    First category that is up, Most Improved Poster

    Description: Poster who has improved in posting style over the course of 2005/6 from their previous style regardless of how long they've been affiliated with the Hype!...

    Post or PM your nominations.
     
  8. Carter Registered

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    I nominate myself
     
  9. Kipobe Registered

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  10. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Holly Goodhead.
     
  11. Carter Registered

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    Whatever, this is like totally gay anyway
     
  12. Kipobe Registered

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    This is one of her worst years yet. She can't improve much over her rookie year which reaked of outstanding glory.

    She = no.
     
  13. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Wilhelm?
     
  14. Franklin Richards Registered

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    If I didn't win anything during the Aunt Petunia scandal, ain't no way in hell I'm up for anything.

    So I'll nominate J. Alba's Lover for Most Improved.


    :thing: :doom: :thing:
     
  15. Kipobe Registered

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    Well, he hasn't exactly "improved". I was gonna go with Erzengel, but it's the same thing. Then I was gonna be a bastard and go with Paradoxium, and say 'because he stopped posting' *rimshot*... but I said this'd be less sham, and dammit, that's my new middle name... which replaces my old middle name: shammy mcgee.
     
  16. Kipobe Registered

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    When was that? Was it during 2005/6?
     
  17. Tangled Web Registered

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    Do I have a shot at anything?
     
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    Round May of '05


    :thing: :doom: :thing:
     
  19. Kipobe Registered

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    I don't think I even know who you are:confused:
     
  20. The Watchman Balls McGee

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    If you have to ask, the answer is a resounding no.:up:
     
  21. Tangled Web Registered

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    **** this then. :down:
     
  22. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    *sits down and starts swinging my feet wondering how long this thread will last*
     
  23. Tangled Web Registered

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    No one wants to recognize my contributions?
     
  24. The Watchman Balls McGee

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    In traditional 'Pobe style, he'll lose interest almost immediately. I respect that.
     
  25. The Watchman Balls McGee

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    Most Likely to Make a Suicide Thread in 2006/7: Tangled Web.

    happy now, see what you made me DO!!!!! [​IMG]
     

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