The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[Tangled Web]

But I'm a sinner.

 

[NOFX]

so far...

Most Improved Poster: NOFX

 

[Clerk]

Most Talented Poster: Clerk

What can I say? I rock yer scrotes off.

 

[JLBats]

He's into Dry-Hyping

HAHAHAHAHA

This might be the most perfect post I've ever read

 

[Not Jake]

That sounds like something Stephen Colbert has uttered on several occassions. Plagiarism is shameful.

jag

I said that before Stephen Colbert


either that or I said it without knowledge of him saying it

I didn't watch the Colbert Report until like a month or two after it started

it's all true

 

[Clerk]

And it wasn't comedic at all, was it?

Does anyone have any examples of Clerk's rule handy, 'cause I've never seen anything to write Mom about,

Do unto others as others would do unto you?

 

[Not Jake]

Wait, I'm revoking Not Jake's award. Haha.

oh great, this is just great, I feel like an olympic figure skater. And that's not just the gay sex talking.


I receive gay sex sometimes.

 

[Not Jake]

Do unto others as others would do unto you?

it's a great rule when sodomy's involved

 

[Clerk]

oh great, this is just great, I feel like an olympic figure skater. And that's not just the gay sex talking.


I receive gay sex sometimes.

You think sodomy clay could be used as a proper lubricant?

 

[Tangled Web]

He's into Dry-Hyping

HAHAHAHAHA

lol. That fits me well.

 

[Not Jake]

You think sodomy clay could be used as a proper lubricant?

I put sodomy clay on my cereal. Then I kind of roll it all up. It's like smelly rice krispie treats

 

[Not Jake]

where is kip's post giving my profile the royal write-up, deeming it far better than everyone else's

 

[Kmack]

Best Hype! Scandal: Elijya

What was the scandal

 

[Clerk]

I put sodomy clay on my cereal. Then I kind of roll it all up. It's like smelly rice krispie treats

I would feed those rice krispy treats to you in a very seductive manner over a nice candle-light dinner whilste looking at the stars........

...... then I'd shove mah manhood so far up you that Clerk and Not Jake would cease to be and Clake would be born!!

 

[Tangled Web]

What was the scandal

I'm not sure, but it's best not to talk about it.

 

[Childlike Wild]

Slacker Mike was the scandal.

 

[Kmack]

Oh, that! I remember now! . . .poor Tuk

 

[Sabretooth]

Oh, that! I remember now! . . .poor Tuk

Wait..what?

 

[Childlike Wild]

Elijya has a friend named Slacker Mike. Well, his name is just Mike, but he's a slacker. So Slacker Mike came up one day in a thread.. and the reaction wasn't favorable.

Then Tukiluka got banned. Some stuff happened in between, but ...eh.

At least Tuk got a Pobey out of the deal. And he got to post the Aristocrats. That's something.

 

[Not Jake]

I would feed those rice krispy treats to you in a very seductive manner over a nice candle-light dinner whilste looking at the stars........

...... then I'd shove mah manhood so far up you that Clerk and Not Jake would cease to be and Clake would be born!!

What's the deal with "mah". Is it funny? Where did it come from? I think the only time anyone should type "mah" is for quoting Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Which is to say, shut up with this mah stuff everybody, for the rest of your lives.

You should know better, Clerk. You will when we combine like so many Zords.

 

[Clerk]

What's the deal with "mah". Is it funny? Where did it come from? I think the only time anyone should type "mah" is for quoting Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Which is to say, shut up with this mah stuff everybody, for the rest of your lives.

You should know better, Clerk. You will when we combine like so many Zords.

I disagree. Mah was acceptable in my case because the "Ah" adds a powerful sexual tone that gives off a very surreal environment of man love. "My" was too small of a word to describe mah penis - the extra letter shows that there is more than a single "y" in my Don Johnson. You of all sodomy enthusiasts should know better Jake.

 

[jaguarr]

I said that before Stephen Colbert


either that or I said it without knowledge of him saying it

I didn't watch the Colbert Report until like a month or two after it started

it's all true

As shameful as a frustrated priest alone with a young altar boy!

jag

 

[Not Jake]

I disagree. Mah was acceptable in my case because the "Ah" adds a powerful sexual tone that gives off a very surreal environment of man love. "My" was too small of a word to describe mah penis - the extra letter shows that there is more than a single "y" in my Don Johnson. You of all sodomy enthusiasts should know better Jake.

Your argument is void, as subtracting a "y" from the word and adding "ah" clearly does not "show that there is more than a single 'y'" in your Frankie Muniz. It takes y's away! There are fewer y's. Mah makes you sound like a 500-lb southern female asking for her (mah) Big Gulp. Filled with Diet RC Cola.

 

[Clerk]

Your argument is void, as subtracting a "y" from the word and adding "ah" clearly does not "show that there is more than a single 'y'" in your Frankie Muniz. It takes y's away! There are fewer y's. Mah makes you sound like a 500-lb southern female asking for her (mah) Big Gulp. Filled with Diet RC Cola.

Maybe there being fewer "y"s was me making a sexual reference to the fact that I'm sterile and that I couldn't impregnate you with my children. If anything, you should be thanking me for not forcing you to have a spawn of satan pop out of yer cooch.

 

[Tangled Web]

I still think I deserve an award.