The Dark Knight The Abridged Script

[Spider-Vader]

I searched this & there were no matches, so.

Here's the link to the TDK abridged script. IMO, it's the best one he's done.

http://www.the-editing-room.com/thedarkknight.html

For those of you who don't know what this is. It's parodying of the movie. (Though the guy doesn't hate TDK, he gave it a 4.5/5)

He's does a ton of other movies, including alot of this summer's movies.

 

[SmileOnMyFACE]

That was pretty funny, actually P:

 

[mongoose-mania]

This guy does write some hilarious stuff. I think my favorite is his abridged script for I Am Legend. This was pretty funny too.

 

[Mr. Earle]

fake batman
jesus, i’m just trying to help, do you really need to punch me in the face with metal, spiked gloves? What’s the difference between you and me?
Bat-bale
depends, are you on good terms with your sister?

loool

ERIC ROBERTS
So all of your best lines from the trailer were from you quoting your *****ebag father? That’s almost as disappointing as

I was kinda disappointed myself...

CHRISTIAN BALE IN A RUBBER SUIT flips HEATH’S TRUCK using his BAT-PHYSICS-VIOLATOR, then rides up a wall in order to turn around like a BADASS. FANBOYS in the AUDIENCE cheer wildly for this, even though it looks ******ED.

i concur.

HEATH LEDGER

Look, you don’t want to kill me for murdering her. You want to kill everyone else for failing to stop me from murdering her!

Oh boy!!!!

BAT-BALE
I saved you, Heath. That proves how committed I am to my sissy-pants moral code.
HEATH LEDGER
Huh. You didn’t seem to have a problem letting Liam Neeson die in the last movie, and all he did was blow up your house. I guess you loved your mansion more than Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don’t blame you, honestly.
BAT-BALE
I had to save you! You need to be in the next movie!
HEATH LEDGER
Yeah… about that…

EPIC! ALL OF IT!

CHRISTIAN BALE shows up and shoves AARON off the building ledge to his OBVIOUSLY-NOT-ACTUAL-DEATH.

GARY OLDMAN

Way to avoid breaking your one rule, Bale.

 

[Jonathan Crane]

Amazing!

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
Thanks for catching me, but how are we going to resolve the issue of Heath still terrorizing your party guests upstairs?

BAT-BALE
Maybe if we awkwardly cut to the next scene, nobody will notice that we accidentally lost some pages of the screenplay.

t:

And:

The MAYOR gives a eulogy while wearing a DISTRACTING AMOUNT OF EYELINER.

 

[danb26]

Ha! There's also abridged scripts every month in Empire, or Total Film....or maybe both, I always forget ;p

Always amusing!!