The any type of stupid question thread

[Kevin]

Ok, you know how this goes. Don't be afraid to ask those questions that you think people will look at you funny for asking because, if you remember, no one can look at you since you're on the internet. I'll start.

What sound does rain make? I can't really think of the word and it's getting to me. Please help.

 

[Halcohol]

Depends on the rain... it might be anything from a soft pitter-patter to an all-out thunderous downpour.

 

[Kevin]

Depends on the rain... it might be anything from a soft pitter-patter to an all-out thunderous downpour.

PITTER-PATTER!! I knew I wasn't going crazy in thinking those were the Words. thank you, Hal. and others, Ask your dumbness away.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

why are dill pickles usually larger than sweet pickles?
will I die if I eat an olive fresh off the tree?

 

[JStorm]

How much can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?

 

[imaperson2]

why is the grass always greener on the other side? I WANT GREEN GRASS DAMN IT!!

 

[Iceman]

why are dill pickles usually larger than sweet pickles?
will I die if I eat an olive fresh off the tree?

I thought the Dew k. Mosi thread held a patent. Does this thread not breach Hype anti-anti-competitiveness laws?

 

[blind_fury]

why do men have nipples?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I thought the Dew k. Mosi thread held a patent. Does this thread not breach Hype anti-anti-competitiveness laws?

I am often imitated, never duplicated

 

[dmcnx]

why are dill pickles usually larger than sweet pickles?
will I die if I eat an olive fresh off the tree?

Will you ban me if I call "dill pickles" "dickles"?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Will you ban me if I call "dill pickles" "dickles"?

Yes, yes I would

 

[Dangerous]

I hate stupid questions.

 

[Sloth7d]

Yes, yes I would

Well what if I :whisper,whisper:

 

[dmcnx]

Yes, yes I would

Blast.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Why am I god?

 

[Kevin]

Why am I god?

...because... god... made you that way?

 

[Darthphere]

Way to rip off my idea.

 

[TKing]

why do men have nipples?

Because at one point we were all female.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways??

 

[Erzengel]

Why do I open threads that I know are going to be bad?

 

[Darthphere]

Masochism.

 

[Space Moose]

Why do I open threads that I know are going to be bad?

Because secretly you want to mock it, as do we all.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't just want to mock it.

I want it beaten and bruised and then stripped down naked to be paraded around this forum to be ridiculed by the masses.