The Basement's first Annual Sexy-Off

Wow you can almost choke on the sexual tension in this room. Oh god what did I just step in......
 
Are you allergic to any of the materials that make up rope?
 
Byrd is never to be linked with the genius that is Nick Frost ever again.
 
Byrd is never to be linked with the genius that is Nick Frost ever again.
 
Are you allergic to latex or any petroleum based lubricants?
 
Are you allergic to latex or any petroleum based lubricants?
 
Are you allergic to latex or any petroleum based lubricants?
 
Are you allergic to latex or any petroleum based lubricants?
 
It's a really, really important question.

*looks over supplies*


Really important...
 
It was so important, wieg had to ask THRICE!
 
Uh.. FOUR TIMES.... Not three.. Oops. :p
 
Is he allergic to latex or any petroleum based lubricants?
 
Is he allergic to latex or any petroleum based lubricants?
 
All these questions and more will probably never be answered.
 
*looks at the body*

...it appears that the answer was yes.
 
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I've been told that many times. Actually had a client at the vet clinic call me Danny Zuko whenever she came in.


It's soda in the cup, I swear. I don't drink.
 
I've been told that many times. Actually had a client at the vet clinic call me Danny Zuko whenever she came in.



It's soda in the cup, I swear. I don't drink.
Thank God, because - if not - that's the wimpiest cup to drink alcohol from ever. :oldrazz:
 
I'm sure this conversation was different the last time I visited this thread :huh:

Maybe it's the pain and lack of sleep :huh:
 
I'm sure this conversation was different the last time I visited this thread :huh:

Maybe it's the pain and lack of sleep :huh:

I got about halfway through the thread and blacked out.

Last I heard, someone was allergic to latex or any petroleum based products.
 

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