The Best Anti Drug Song Ever

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Because I Got High by Afroman.

Can't find a link that works right but here are the

Lyrics:

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna do something sexual to you too but then I got high
now I'm doing something sexual to myself and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]



Is that not the best thing you ever heard? :)
 
I love Afroman, man. I think he deserved more then just a one-hit wonder. :csad:
 
I heard it a few years back and it's the raw truth.
 
It's a 4 year old song that was incredibly popular (especially to stoners, for some reason)...what I'm trying to say is, welcome to 2003.
 
Actually 2001. It was featured on Jay, & Silent Bob Strike Back. Which was released in August 2001.
 
Y'know, Ive seen pretty much ever comic related movie but that. don't know how I never got around to it. :confused:

Maybe I'll go to Blockbuster tomorrow and rent it. :cool:
 
I remember when that song came out..... I was in highschool still ._.
 
Doesn't hold a candle to "Master of Puppets".

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction

Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror

Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, master
Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries
Fix me

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season

I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you, too


Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
 
There was a great video as well that went along with that song and I remember laughing my head off.
 
did this Afroman dude have any other hits beside that high song?

and ohmygawd!!! 2001 should be erased from the annals of history
 
Steppenwolf - The Pusher
You know I smoked a lot of grass.
Oh Lord! I popped a lot of pills.
But I've never touched nothin'
That my spirit couldn't kill.
You know I've seen a lot of people walking 'round
With tombstones in their eyes.
But the pusher don't care
If you live -- or if you die.
God Damn! The pusher.
God Damn! The pusher.
I said God Damn! God damn the pusher man.
You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With a lump of grass in his hand.
But the pusher is a monster
Not a natural man.
The dealer for a nickel
Goin to sell you lots of sweet dreams.
Ah...but the pusher will ruin your body;
Lord he'll leave your mind to scream.
God Damn! The pusher.
God Damn! God damn the pusher.
I said God Damn! God damn the pusher man.
Well now if I were the president of this land
You know I'd declare total war on the pusher man.
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he run,
And I'd kill him with my bible, and my razor and my gun....
GOD DAMN! The pusher
God damn the pusher.
I said God damn! God damn the pusher man!
 
Because I Got High by Afroman.

Can't find a link that works right but here are the

Lyrics:

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna do something sexual to you too but then I got high
now I'm doing something sexual to myself and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high


I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]



Is that not the best thing you ever heard? :)

is this really anti drugs. makes me wanna go get high .
 
Usually most songs that are subtle about being anti-drug actually convince the fanbase to do drugs moreso. As they view it as an ironic kinda thing.
 
are you serious? did you just find out about the smash hit because i got high? serious? but this one is better, lesser known. k's choice - im not an addict

and actually, back when afroman was big, high times actually sent a vinyl single of because i got high to new subscribers. its green vinyl and plays well.

Breath it in and breath it out
and pass it on it's almost out
We're so creative and so much more
We're high above, but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool
I feel alive
If you don't have it your on
the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool
I feel alive
If you don't have it your on
the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
Oh, nothing means a thing to me

It's not a habit, it's cool
I feel alive
If you don't have it your on
the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me I'm falling
And I'm falling.........

It is not a habit, it is cool
I feel alive I feel.......
It is not a habit, it is cool
I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool
I feel alive
If you don't have it your on
the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

I'm not an addict, I'm not an addict, I'm not an addict.
 
k's choice - im not an addict


also recommend candlebox - far behind
 
I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
Cause worryin's a waste of my ... time

The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage around nine
Get on the bus about eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine

CHORUS:

We been dancin' with
Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no - oh
He won't leave me alone

I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said a little better than before

CHORUS

Now I get up around whenever
I used ta get up on time
But that old man he's a real mutha****er
Gonna kick him on down the line

I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said a little better than before

CHORUS
 

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