The Birds and the Bees Chat

[B.A. Baracus]

My daughter is about to turn 8 next month and so far me and the missus have not discussed with her where babies come from.

Originally i told my children they were mail order from Japan, it started as a joke until they sort of understood what it meant.

Now my oldest believes you ask God for a baby then he gives you one in your belly.

My question is when did you learn where babys came from (and how they got there). I want my children to hear from their parents about that sort of stuff, so if they have questions they can come to us and ask instead of finding out random info from school friends.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

My policy is the same as my mothers, when they ask you tell. My mom always told me straight up when I asked her about anything. I do the same with my kids. My girls asked me recently and they are 6 and 7 and we explained it to them.

We explained when you GROW UP and love someone blah blah blah. They were just like ok and kept it moving. My son is 3 so he hasn't asked yet. I don't think he thought about it or even cares yet.

All he wants to do is play! LOL

 

[Scourge2099]

You should just tell your kids that when two grown ups love each other , they do something together in their room. If it works , then 9 months later a baby comes out.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

You should just tell your kids that when two grown ups love each other , they do something together in their room. If it works , then 9 months later a baby comes out.

The baby comes out the room 9 months later?

 

[Scourge2099]

No the baby comes out of the stomach 9 months later.

 

[Manic]

When I was a kid, my mom told me that babies grow in a mother's belly after two adults have sex. I had cable TV and my older brother watched a lot of porn, so I already had a vague idea of what sex was.

 

[Scourge2099]

I learned about sex from porn. I never had that bird's and bee's talk. Of course I know chicks don't really like to do the type of s*** you see in porn.

 

[Raiden]

When I was a kid, my mom told me that babies grow in a mother's belly after two adults have sex. I had cable TV and my older brother watched a lot of porn, so I already had a vague idea of what sex was.

Wow, your mom is very honest and straight-forward. I haven't decided what I will tell my kids since both are still young, but I definitely want them to be educated and not learn it from TV or from their friends about it.

 

[Scourge2099]

I knew this chick that didn't think you could get pregnant if you turned yourself upside down after sex.

 

[Manic]

Wow, your mom is very honest and straight-forward. I haven't decided what I will tell my kids since both are still young, but I definitely want them to be educated and not learn it from TV or from their friends about it.

My mom was a straight shooter with everything except Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

 

[Manic]

I knew this chick that didn't think you could get pregnant if you turned yourself upside down after sex.

Clearly, she underestimates sperm's ability to swim upstream.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I learned that babies came from women by looking at the pictures in the medical dictionary when I was a kid. I didnt know how they got in there until I was older.

 

[Scourge2099]

Clearly, she underestimates sperm's ability to swim upstream.

I just looked at her with a blank stare for a good minute when she said that. Of course back then she was hot. Now not so much.

 

[The Question]

Yeah, I agree with Mr. T. If they ask, tell them and be honest. If they say they already know and they're wrong, then simply correct them. If it doesn't come up, then don't push it.

 

[Manic]

I just looked at her with a blank stare for a good minute when she said that. Of course back then she was hot. Now not so much.

Sorry, I had to reread your earlier post. I read it all wrong. Turning upside down after sex is only going to drop the sperm further in. I was thinking of the old myth about having sex while standing up so the sperm can't swim upstream. This girl you know is even dumber than I thought.

 

[Eggyman]

I was a highly sexed child. I still am.

My dad told me all about it, start to finish, with no trickery, after he and my mother found I'd cut a hole in one of my stuffed toys.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I learned from a combination of health class, classmates, and Urban Dictionary.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I was a highly sexed child. I still am.

My dad told me all about it, start to finish, with no trickery, after he and my mother found I'd cut a hole in one of my stuffed toys.

Lol, oh thats all kinds of wrong.

I dont want to pust the whole conversation of 'well when a man and woman love each other very much.....' But i also dont want my daughter to hear her first stories on the subject from school, Where maybe it's told in a crude way.

I mean i know she's going to experience crude terms at school, i'd just like me and her mum to tell her the basics beforehand.

 

[Prison Mike]

I learned from a combination of health class, classmates, and Urban Dictionary.

Same here.

 

[Raiden]

My parents never told me about this subject. I think I probably learned it from dirty magazines and adult videos.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

 

[Marx]

I never had the 'birds and bees' talk with my parents. Everything I learned I learned from friends at school and in 'Sex Ed' class.

 

[Erzengel]

I also learned by doing.

*high five*

 

[Silvermoth]

well, my dad said..."Son, here's a book."

"If you have any questions you may ask them."

I don't know how young I was but my sister and I have just always seem to have known. No secrets you know.

Then again, I did have a bit of trouble understanding what an orgasm is.