The Brazilian Job (2008)

[Erundur]

Pair of Bull**** movies!!!!! Give me the original Micheal "You were only supposed to blow the Bloody doors off" cain version anyday.

That was bloody hilarious

 

[ultimatefan]

I'll just be glad if they don't have it happen in the middle of carnival, or have a guy walking down the beach with a little pet monkey on his shoulder.

yeah, remember that episode of The Simpsons where they go to Brazil... Actually, that one gets a surprisingly high number of things right, like that we speak Portuguese or that we may be a little too obsessed with football (what Americans call soccer), and that some of our money looks kinda gay - well, it does... But yet, every guy had a little latino moustache and they acted like Amazon is like a couple miles away from Rio and showed monkeys and snakes in the middle of Rio, which is a huge urban area...

 

[pyromaniac]

^

Nice stereotypes you have there.

 

[Kabuki_Jo]

But yet, every guy had a little latino moustache and they acted like Amazon is like a couple miles away from Rio and showed monkeys and snakes in the middle of Rio, which is a huge urban area...

It's too bad they got these things wrong.
They could have gone up to Brazilia and shown the bull****, corrupt politicians we got and the ridiculous mentality of our ppl when they think they're financially screwed, humiliated but fine as long as they have the money for the barbecue, beer and soccer on the weekend.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Hmm.....The Brazilian Job....what next...The Blow Job ?!!

you stole my joke and dumbed it down....how dare you sir

 

[Hunter Rider]

http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/785/785006p1.html

Brazilian Job Still On
Heist follow-up awaiting script.
by Paul Davidson



US, May 2, 2007 - Following the success of The Italian Job and a new-found romance with caper films in Hollywood, it wasn't long before a sequel was proposed. The Brazilian Job, as the follow-up was tentatively named, was expected to be given a fast green light and reach theatres by 2007.

Along the way, however, the process stalled. One significant culprit for the delay has reportedly been the screenplay. David Twohy of Pitch Black fame was hired to pen the picture, but from the sounds of things he still hasn't turned in a story everyone is happy with. According to the UK's Northern Echo, lead Mark Wahlberg won't sign on until the movie gets past that stage.

"They're trying to get the script there," explained Wahlberg, the star of The Italian Job. "I like that they're willing to get it there, but I'm not willing to risk it without having it on the page."

The Internet Movie Database currently projects a release date of 2008 for the heist adventure, which means production would have to begin sometime this year. Unless we hear further progress updates in the next few months, however, don't count on it.

Twohy's only other project on the go at the moment is the thriller A Perfect Getaway, which he plans to direct himself. Wahlberg is preparing to star in M. Night Shyamalan's new sci-fi drama The Happening. He also recently starred in The Shooter, an action flick about a presidential assassination plot.

 

[mclay18]

brazillian job....so many jokes....

Here's mine. The title sounds like more of a comedy in which an undercover agent in drag goes undercover at a women's spa and must perform the waxing on the clients that come in.

... if you know what "brazilian wax" is, you'll get the joke

 

[Gabe99]

From Coming Soon: Exclusive: Will The Brazilian Job Ever Happen?


From Collider:
Exclusive: Director F. Gary Grey Update on the THE ITALIAN JOB Sequel

It's not too early.

From Variety Jun. 12, 2009:
Bond begins anew with scribe trio - Morgan, Purvis and Wade to write the script

Aside from the Bond films, Purvis and Wade have been working on "The Brazilian Job," the sequel to "The Italian Job," on which they were also writers.

 

[Rac]

The remake was horrible. They should just bury this sequel.

 

[Rishi]

I liked it. Not amazing, but a fun little affair.