The BrodieBruce Awards Of Excellence! '05

[Calvin]

Jackcool, I told you to stop calling here.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

you kow, A lot of peopela re udner the impression that I either like them or that tthey'e respectbale poeple. I gott atell you, most of you suck.

 

[Corinthian™]

what the..?

Brodie you smoree!

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing

 

[Eric Draven]

Jackcool, I told you to stop calling here.

Yeah, like I would actually call you as well

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

what the..?

Brodie you smoree!

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing

And I'm gay? HAH.

 

[Motown Marvel]

do i win an award for not winning an award?

 

[BrodieBruce]

what the..?

Brodie you smoree!

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing

You were gonna replace Daisy when an alligater ate her. ti was gonna be a whole big twist, I swear

 

[dmcnx]

what the..?

Brodie you smoree!

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing

There was no space for your fatty fat fat mexican't ash

Also,I'm not frickin ghai

Stop talking about it Pikobe and the other one

 

[SWAT]

Well?

 

[Kipobe]

Almost a year later, and I didn't win anything from 2004 or 2003. Or from 2005. I lost to bloody Batman15.

 

[Darren Daring]

Aw, Gros, Kip, couldn't you have bumped the one that I wasn't drunk for most of the time?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Almost a year later, and I didn't win anything from 2004 or 2003. Or from 2005. I lost to bloody Batman15.

It's okay, you have your own brand new awrd show

 

[Kipobe]

Aw, Gros, Kip, couldn't you have bumped the one that I wasn't drunk for most of the time?

I don't think one exists

Ronny, everyone knows you can't give yourself an award. Except for next year when I'll win all of them

 

[Ronny Shade]

No, but you can give me awards and I'll put you in my thank-you speech.

 

[Kipobe]

No.

On the other hand, since I'm a judge in the current Survivor day and my vote is still looming, someone sent me lots and lots of porn. Would you like some? I'm working.

 

[Erzengel]

No, but you can give me awards and I'll put you in my thank-you speech.

Didn't you get most improved poster which led you to a less than stellar career as Kipobe's secretary that you managed to bungle?

 

[Kipobe]

That's who got it? Oh, god

 

[Erzengel]

Wasn't it the first award off the bat, kinda like those best supporting awards? And you are like wtf they were nominated and for what, but you applaud anyways?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Didn't you get most improved poster which led you to a less than stellar career as Kipobe's secretary that you managed to bungle?

you make it sound like i didn't do it on purpose

 

[Kipobe]

Yes, but less prestigious

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can still credit myself as "Pobe Award Winner Ronny Shade"

 

[Erzengel]

You'll be selling your Pobe on Ebay for smack.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

ive never won an award.

 

[Mee]

ive never won an award.

Zoinks, color me surprised.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You'll be selling your Pobe on Ebay for smack.

I never actually got one they stiffed me. It was all presentation, not physical.

Kinda like my last girlfriend