The Dark Knight The Christian Bale/Bruce Wayne thread

[venom628]

Hi everyone venom628 here and i've started to make this thread for all the peoples favourite charcter Batman. Just so you all know CHRISTIAN BALE IS BRUCE WAYNE!

 

[raybia]

Hi everyone venom628 here and i've started to make this thread for all the peoples favourite charcter Batman. Just so you all know CHRISTIAN BALE IS BRUCE WAYNE!

I almost forgot. I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

Chewie! Take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

 

[itsthebatman]

Is this the big twist in TDK?

 

[JStorm]

So under the mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale?

No way!

 

[Miranda Fox]

So under the mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale?

No way!

BEST FILM EVER, OMG!

What? It would be!

 

[JStorm]

BEST FILM EVER, OMG!

What? It would be!

Quick, someone get the .gif of Bale removing the face cleanser in American Psycho.

 

[raybia]

So under the mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale?

No way!

BEST FILM EVER, OMG!

What? It would be!

I think we just found out the title to the third movie!

Batman Begins

The Dark Knight

Under the Mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale
Directed by Spike Jonze
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[JStorm]

.gif!

 

[JStorm]

I think we just found out the title to the third movie!

Batman Begins

The Dark Knight

Under the Mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale
Directed by Spike Jonze
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I see you edited and listed Spike Jonze as the director. I submit that Spike Jonze is not a proper canidate for this movie. I move that we allow Rick James to direct.

 

[raybia]

I see you edited and listed Spike Jonze as the director. I submit that Spike Jonze is not a proper canidate for this movie. I move that we allow Rick James to direct.

I think Jonze would be perfect for the third movie entitled "Under the mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale" as it is a pyschological character study which Jonze does very well.

Plus, Rick James is dead.

 

[odiin]

Okay so, one question:

Why, why WHY did this thread not exist before?? I mean we have one for every OTHER character in the film. Why did no one else, including myself think about this? God, we're such ******s.

 

[JStorm]

I think Jonze would be perfect for the third movie entitled "Under the mask of Bruce Wayne lies Christian Bale" as it is a pyschological character study which Jonze does very well.

Plus, Rick James is dead.

Ok.. ok.

Since James is dead, how about we "tap" Prince for the job? Prince was, in fact, next-in-line to direct the third Batman film, but the WB could not find him due to his name-change in the mid 90's. Instead, the WB focused on two canidates: Patrick Swayze and Joel Schumacher. Of course, we all know Schumacher won the job. However, I ask, would Batman, in deed, have had nipples if Swayze did get the job, or would the villians of said movie react to Batman with the sarcastic retort, "I thought you'd be bigger."

We will never know.

 

[JStorm]

Okay so, one question:

Why, why WHY did this thread not exist before?? I mean we have one for every OTHER character in the film. Why did no one else, including myself think about this? God, we're such ******s.

Our love for Bale extents beyond words.

He knows we love him.

 

[raybia]

Ok.. ok.

Since James is dead, how about we "tap" Prince for the job? Prince was, in fact, next-in-line to direct the third Batman film, but the WB could not find him due to his name-change in the mid 90's. Instead, the WB focused on two canidates: Patrick Swayze and Joel Schumacher. Of course, we all know Schumacher won the job. However, I ask, would Batman, in deed, have had nipples if Swayze did get the job, or would the villians of said movie react to Batman with the sarcastic retort, "I thought you'd be bigger."

We will never know.

I used to f*** guys like you in prison.

Prepare to die.


IMAGINE THOSE LINES IN A BATMAN MOVIE!!

 

[venom628]

I used to f*** guys like you in prison.

Prepare to die.

(SHOOTS RAYBIA) DIE RAYBIA DIE! t:

 

[raybia]

(SHOOTS RAYBIA) DIE RAYBIA DIE! t:

Damn, boy. I thought you were good.

 

[venom628]

Soz im a bit stupid.

 

[raybia]

Ok.. ok.

Since James is dead, how about we "tap" Prince for the job? Prince was, in fact, next-in-line to direct the third Batman film, but the WB could not find him due to his name-change in the mid 90's. Instead, the WB focused on two canidates: Patrick Swayze and Joel Schumacher. Of course, we all know Schumacher won the job. However, I ask, would Batman, in deed, have had nipples if Swayze did get the job, or would the villians of said movie react to Batman with the sarcastic retort, "I thought you'd be bigger."

We will never know.

Rumor has it that Prince actually directed portions of Batman 89.

 

[venom628]

Rumor has it that Prince actually directed portions of Batman 89.

Joker is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[itsthebatman]

Okay so, one question:

Why, why WHY did this thread not exist before?? I mean we have one for every OTHER character in the film. Why did no one else, including myself think about this? God, we're such ******s.

There was a Batman/Bruce Wayne thread. It ended up as a big argument and got closed. Not pretty. I was there, man. It was carnage.
I want to see a Bruce getting sucked into the Batman persona, following on from Rachel's line in BB about Bruve being the mask and Batman being the real face, the ones the criminals fear.

 

[raybia]

There was a Batman/Bruce Wayne thread. It ended up as a big argument and got closed. Not pretty. I was there, man. It was carnage.
I want to see a Bruce getting sucked into the Batman persona, following on from Rachel's line in BB about Bruve being the mask and Batman being the real face, the ones the criminals fear.

I have to believe that line was intentional to foreshadow whats to come in TDK.

 

[itsthebatman]

I have to believe that line was intentional to foreshadow whats to come in TDK.

Totally agree. Hopefully that's the road they'll take.

 

[raybia]

Totally agree. Hopefully that's the road they'll take.

That position is even further reinforce by Alfred's line about getting lost in this monster.

 

[raybia]

Totally agree. Hopefully that's the road they'll take.

edit

 

[JStorm]

Rumor has it that Prince actually directed portions of Batman 89.

Heh.

I loved Nicholson's Joker, and I still do.

But here's to Leadger's Joker pwning Nicholson's.

Allow me to explain. I am doing a paper on anti-social personal disorder because that is what The Joker, among other things, suffers from. Having studied some others whom have suffered under the same disorder, I can't help but think that Nolan's vision acted out by Ledger will dwarf Burton's vision acted out by Nicholson.

Just like in light of honoring Christian Bale in this thread, Bale brought us a Batman that we haven't seen, and wanted to see.

Does this mean that Nolan and Ledger will replace Burton/Nicholson's Joker? NO!

But, again, here's to seeing a Charles Manson-like Joker on the big screen.