The Coca-Cola Sprite Boy is Terrifying

[ThePowerCosmic]

I first saw this guy on an ad in a McDonald's when I was younger and it was traumatizing, to say the least. As time passed, I had thankfully forgotten him. But today, I randomly saw him again while watching a movie today. My nightmares came rushing back immediately. Is anyone else terrified by this...creature? Good lord, those eyes...they stare into your soul.

What was Coca-Cola thinking with this mascot? Did he even help sales? Seems to me like he'd scare more people away from Coke.

I mean, look at this guy. Just looks so sinister.

DON'T go in there!

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

And this one is just wrong. WRONG. It was a birthday card that contained two tickets for a complimentary Coke. Imagine opening this on your birthday.

 

[NickNitro]

It looks like Jack Frost and the Puppet Master came together to make a demon.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Yeah, I actually thought he was Jack Frost and so I googled it to no avail. As you can see, I eventually found the name of the demon and had to share my fear.

 

[NickNitro]

There's a lot of stuff like this from the 40-60's that are just insanely creepy. Have you seen Halloween Costumes from like the 30's? My God....if that didn't strike the fear of God into you I don't know what would. Those were some scary ass costumes.

 

[Duke]

Granted there are some costumes out there that are creepy, but as far as that former Coca Cola mascot, he's not creepy at all, not to me at least.

 

[NickNitro]

Granted there are some costumes out there that are creepy, but as far as that former Coca Cola mascot, he's not creepy at all, not to me at least.

How is this face not creepy to you Dukes maGukes!? (I just made that nickname up) that just happened.

This looks like the face of someone who's literally just about to murder...or has already murdered their entire family.

 

[Duke]

It looks like an elfish being , gremlin, or Jack Frost, but hardly cringe worthy. You lack intestinal fortitude Nick.

 

[chamber-music]

He is always hiding behind stuff like he is about to jump out and attack you.

 

[NickNitro]

I don't think he wears pants........

 

[Breogan]

There's a lot of stuff like this from the 40-60's that are just insanely creepy. .....

Children spawned from the same advertisement hell as sprite boy.

Warning! Not for the faint of heart....

 

[Slushy]

Chucky: Coca-Cola version

 

[terry78]

Why did they have to draw kids so uncanny valley ugly back in the 1920s-1950s? Everybody was like, "hell, if Norman Rockwell can do it..."

 

[TX85]

Nothing terrifying you puss ,jk and yeah pretty creepy

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

In addition to Mondragon's pics, I've found some more haunting ads of children.

Had to save this one for last, because it's the most horrible.

 

[NickNitro]

The pears soap ad looks like the child is crawling out of the seventh circle of Hell

 

[chamber-music]

Children spawned from the same advertisement hell as sprite boy.

Warning! Not for the faint of heart....

He looks only a few chromosomes removed from the inbred banjo kid from deliverance

 

[chamber-music]

The pears soap ad looks like the child is crawling out of the seventh circle of Hell

I was thinking more drunk Winston Churchill getting out of the bath

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

There's a lot of stuff like this from the 40-60's that are just insanely creepy. Have you seen Halloween Costumes from like the 30's? My God....if that didn't strike the fear of God into you I don't know what would. Those were some scary ass costumes.

Yeah, I've seen some in the Creepypasta thread a while ago, I think. They are scary as hell. Those were the days of Satan.

Granted there are some costumes out there that are creepy, but as far as that former Coca Cola mascot, he's not creepy at all, not to me at least.

Lies. You know he's terrifying.

Nothing terrifying you puss ,jk and yeah pretty creepy

lmao...I thought so.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The pears soap ad looks like the child is crawling out of the seventh circle of Hell

That ad seriously looks like one of those old biblical paintings.