Metamorpho1977
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Did anyone catch it this week?
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast-donald-trump/index.jhtml
It was really good except for the bombing of The Situation. That's one Sit Com that should have been cancelled a long time ago.
Some memorable quotes.
Seth MacFarlane
Please welcome the second worst tragedy ever to hit New York City, Donald J. Trump.
Donald opposes abortion, which makes sense, because that may be his next wife youre killing.
On how Trump inherited much of his fortune from his father: For all of his self-started bulls, hes basically Jaden Smith with a comb over.
Gilbert Gottfried
As a developer, Donald has done so much damage to the New York skyline, instead of calling him The Donald they should call him the 20th hijacker.
Anthony Jeselnik
This has been a rough year for comedy. Not only did the world lose Greg Giraldo, it kept Jeff Ross.
Mike Sorrentino, sometimes known as the Situation, never known as the Education.
The only difference between you, Donald, and Michael Douglas in the movie Wall Street is that nobodys going to be sad when you get cancer.
Jeff Ross
Larry King Live. Even the title was an oxymoron.
The first time Larry covered an uprising in Egypt, he interviewed Moses.
You can find videos at comedycentral.com I didn't post them because the language is a bit strong for the hype. These were some of the funniest quotes.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast-donald-trump/index.jhtml
It was really good except for the bombing of The Situation. That's one Sit Com that should have been cancelled a long time ago.
Some memorable quotes.
Seth MacFarlane
Please welcome the second worst tragedy ever to hit New York City, Donald J. Trump.
Donald opposes abortion, which makes sense, because that may be his next wife youre killing.
On how Trump inherited much of his fortune from his father: For all of his self-started bulls, hes basically Jaden Smith with a comb over.
Gilbert Gottfried
As a developer, Donald has done so much damage to the New York skyline, instead of calling him The Donald they should call him the 20th hijacker.
Anthony Jeselnik
This has been a rough year for comedy. Not only did the world lose Greg Giraldo, it kept Jeff Ross.
Mike Sorrentino, sometimes known as the Situation, never known as the Education.
The only difference between you, Donald, and Michael Douglas in the movie Wall Street is that nobodys going to be sad when you get cancer.
Jeff Ross
Larry King Live. Even the title was an oxymoron.
The first time Larry covered an uprising in Egypt, he interviewed Moses.
You can find videos at comedycentral.com I didn't post them because the language is a bit strong for the hype. These were some of the funniest quotes.