The Damn Skrulls Are Coming Back!!!!

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  1. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Goddammit! Joe Quesada was on Colbert Report tonight and he was talking about how in April they are going to start a "Secret Invasion" storyline with...yes....the Skrulls at center stage. I HATE the Skrull storylines! This is terrible news! :cmad:

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  2. MaskedManJRK Registered

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    You just found out about this?

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    Do you even read comics? :confused:

    :o
     
  3. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Not lately I haven't been. :(

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  4. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Now you're just trying to make me feel bad. :( Merge, please. F**king Skrulls! :cmad:

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  5. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Jag, did you hear that SUPERMAN DIED!?! :eek:
     
  6. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Don't make sh1t like that up, Mee! That's not even funny! :cmad:

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  7. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    It's true!


    And Batman done got his back broken!! :(
     
  8. MaskedManJRK Registered

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    Yeah, and Spider-Man made a deal with the devil and got rid of his marriage--

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    Wait, that one wasn't a joke?

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  9. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    If someone tells me that Batgirl is a lesbian, my whole world is just going to fall apart. :(

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  10. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    Well, allow me to relieve you of that particular concern. Batgirl is still straight as an arrow by all indications.

    Batwoman on the other hand...
     
  11. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Batwoman.:o
     
  12. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Daggum Corp :cmad:
     
  13. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    They calls me Ol' Twinkle-Fingers. :o
     
  14. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    You're a gay porn star? :huh:
     
  15. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    I'm pretty sure Corpy is a Skrull. :cmad:

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  16. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    If I were a Skrull, I'd have made myself look better. :(
     
  17. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    A very convenient explanation, you damn, dirty Skrull! :cmad:

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  18. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    If I were a Skrull, I'd certainly kill you for that. :cmad:
     
  19. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    That's a good cover for your Skrullness; pretending to be human by not killing me thereby "proving" that you aren't a Skrull. VERY sneaky. :cmad:

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  20. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    Now I'm confused about my many levels of deception. :huh:
     
  21. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    So, Batwoman is into chicks, huh? Hawt. :o

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  22. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    Well, just the one chick. She and Renee Montoya, the current Question, were exes and now are kind of back together. Or something. I don't know, I'm not actually reading the comic they're in right now because I hate Batwoman with a fiery, righteous passion.
     
  23. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    I feel they could sell more issues if they included lots of gratuitous nudity and girl-on-girl sex.

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    Probably. That thing's selling for crap right now.
     

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