The Damn Skrulls Are Coming Back!!!!

[jaguarr]

Goddammit! Joe Quesada was on Colbert Report tonight and he was talking about how in April they are going to start a "Secret Invasion" storyline with...yes....the Skrulls at center stage. I HATE the Skrull storylines! This is terrible news!

jag

 

[MaskedManJRK]

You just found out about this?

...

Do you even read comics?

 

[jaguarr]

Not lately I haven't been.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=284917

 

[jaguarr]

Now you're just trying to make me feel bad. Merge, please. F**king Skrulls!

jag

 

[Mee]

Jag, did you hear that SUPERMAN DIED!?!

 

[jaguarr]

Don't make sh1t like that up, Mee! That's not even funny!

jag

 

[Mee]

It's true!


And Batman done got his back broken!!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Don't make sh1t like that up, Mee! That's not even funny!

jag

Yeah, and Spider-Man made a deal with the devil and got rid of his marriage--

...

Wait, that one wasn't a joke?

 

[jaguarr]

If someone tells me that Batgirl is a lesbian, my whole world is just going to fall apart.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, allow me to relieve you of that particular concern. Batgirl is still straight as an arrow by all indications.

Batwoman on the other hand...

 

[Mee]

Batwoman.

 

[Mee]

Daggum Corp

 

[TheCorpulent1]

They calls me Ol' Twinkle-Fingers.

 

[Mee]

You're a gay porn star?

 

[jaguarr]

I'm pretty sure Corpy is a Skrull.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If I were a Skrull, I'd have made myself look better.

 

[jaguarr]

If I were a Skrull, I'd have made myself look better.

A very convenient explanation, you damn, dirty Skrull!

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If I were a Skrull, I'd certainly kill you for that.

 

[jaguarr]

That's a good cover for your Skrullness; pretending to be human by not killing me thereby "proving" that you aren't a Skrull. VERY sneaky.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Now I'm confused about my many levels of deception.

 

[jaguarr]

So, Batwoman is into chicks, huh? Hawt.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, just the one chick. She and Renee Montoya, the current Question, were exes and now are kind of back together. Or something. I don't know, I'm not actually reading the comic they're in right now because I hate Batwoman with a fiery, righteous passion.

 

[jaguarr]

I feel they could sell more issues if they included lots of gratuitous nudity and girl-on-girl sex.

jag

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Probably. That thing's selling for crap right now.