The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Since my Jim Carrey caption inspired That-Guy´s Memento caption, his one ended up inspiring this one too...

BATMAN - WEST WING STYLE

GORDON: Take a look at this guy. Armed robbery...
BATMAN: Armed robbery?
GORDON: Armed robbery. Double Homicide
BATMAN: Double homicide?
GORDON: Double homicide. Has a taste for the theatrics, all like you.
BATMAN: Has a taste for the theatrics, all like me?
GORDON: Has a taste for the theatrics, all like you. Leaves a calling card.
BATMAN: Leaves a calling card?
GORDON: Leaves a calling card. Here it is.
BATMAN: Here it is?
GORDON: Here it is.

BATMAN - THE SIMPSONS STYLE

GORDON: Look at this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide.
BATMAN: Huh, and what does homicide mean?
GORDON: Murder. To kill someone.
BATMAN: And what does robbery mean?
GORDON: To steal.
BATMAN: And what does armed mean?
GORDON: With a firearm. A gun.
BATMAN: Okay. And what does homicide mean?

BATMAN - SEINFELD STYLE

GORDON: Look at this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Has a taste for the theatrics...
BATMAN: You see, what kind of guy does all that and still needs theatrics. Look, pal, you stole and murdered two people, that´s all the theatrics you need! Shakespeare doesn´t get more theatrical than that!
GORDON: Leaves a calling card.
BATMAN: Oh, that´s brilliant! What does that guy think, people are gonna hire him? "If you want to suffer armed robbery and homicide, call us right now! Oh, and the first ten costumers get raped in the butt - free of charges!"

 

[elorenishii386]

Since my Jim Carrey caption inspired That-Guy´s Memento caption, his one ended up inspiring this one too...

BATMAN - WEST WING STYLE

GORDON: Take a look at this guy. Armed robbery...
BATMAN: Armed robbery?
GORDON: Armed robbery. Double Homicide
BATMAN: Double homicide?
GORDON: Double homicide. Has a taste for the theatrics, all like you.
BATMAN: Has a taste for the theatrics, all like me?
GORDON: Has a taste for the theatrics, all like you. Leaves a calling card.
BATMAN: Leaves a calling card?
GORDON: Leaves a calling card. Here it is.
BATMAN: Here it is?
GORDON: Here it is.

BATMAN - THE SIMPSONS STYLE

GORDON: Look at this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide.
BATMAN: Huh, and what does homicide mean?
GORDON: Murder. To kill someone.
BATMAN: And what does robbery mean?
GORDON: To steal.
BATMAN: And what does armed mean?
GORDON: With a firearm. A gun.
BATMAN: Okay. And what does homicide mean?

BATMAN - SEINFELD STYLE

GORDON: Look at this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Has a taste for the theatrics...
BATMAN: You see, what kind of guy does all that and still needs theatrics. Look, pal, you stole and murdered two people, that´s all the theatrics you need! Shakespeare doesn´t get more theatrical than that!
GORDON: Leaves a calling card.
BATMAN: Oh, that´s brilliant! What does that guy think, people are gonna hire him? "If you want to suffer armed robbery and homicide, call us right now! Oh, and the first ten costumers get raped in the butt - free of charges!"

OMG!!! That is the best one yet!!! I was dying laughing on the floor!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

OMG!!! That is the best one yet!!! I was dying laughing on the floor!!!!

hehe, thanks!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Yes, extremely creative Ultimatefan. You REALLY nailed the Seinfeld one!

 

[ultimatefan]

Yes, extremely creative Ultimatefan. You REALLY nailed the Seinfeld one!

Thanks, yeah, I miss that show... THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Twas a good show!

"She had man-hands!"



http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/

 

[LadyMoira]

That was so awesome...the Seinfeld was one was the best by far!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Something about my 'costume' seems really incomplete. Can I at least have like a farm shirt or hat? That way, I might more resemble a scarecrow instead of just some weirdo with a grain-bag mask.

No.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Double entry.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Robin: I hate these highschool reunions!!
Batman: You know what will makes us look cooler?
Catwoman: What?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

My last entry was a tribute to Morgoth.

 

[elorenishii386]

Batgirl: "Okay guys, stops looking at my ****!"

 

[muertevilla]

Batgirl: "Okay guys, stops looking at my ****!"

Batman: I'm not looking at your ****...I'm looking at Robin's crotch...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

That's so predictable.

 

[gvcool2]

Double entry.

you'd like that wouldn't you

 

[Superwoman Prime]

..

 

[Dr. Fate]

Great stuff guys, all of you! Batman and Seinfeld.... hahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever say an un-kind word about Christopher Reeve, bat-b****!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Heheh. ^

SM: Christopher Reeve is dead! Anyone who joked about him being paralyzed while he was alive is a sicko. And that goes doubley for anyone who jokes about him being paralyzed AND dead!

BM: All I said was that his acting was wooden!

 

[KalMart]

Supes: I said SLOWER, and WATCH THE TEETH!! Are you deaf?!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^^ WTF?!?!?!?

 

[KalMart]

^^ WTF?!?!?!?

Batman was playing 'catch the Batarang' with Supe's dog Krypto. What were you thinking?

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"You can kill me if you like-won't change the fact my latest sequel was a bigger hit than yours!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman: C´mon, wasn´t it enough that your new movie got better reviews, had more fan praise and made more money in USA than mine?
Batman: No. BTW, you look gay in those speedos.

 

[elorenishii386]

anyone heard the new Weird Al Album?

parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire

Crane: "I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy"

 

[Batman]

Batman: Anger does not change the fact that you failed to act.

Superman: The man had kryptonite!

Batman: Would that have stopped me?

Superman: You've had training.

Batman: Training is nothing. The will is everything! The will to act.