The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[COMPO]

Batman-"Remember people it's all about the pose!"

Superman-"You can say that again."

Wonder Woman-"Is there any symbolism to the fact that I'm between you guys?!?"

Superman like to work it from behind. While, batman is more up front and personal.

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: If I hold my cape like this, Wonder Woman won't notice my massive erection.
was that out loud??

 

[COMPO]

Superman just doesn't give a ****. He just flaunts it.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: If I hold my cape like this, Wonder Woman won't notice my massive erection.
was that out loud??

Hahahaha

BATMAN: "I shot J.R.!"

 

[COMPO]

who's J.R?

 

[Hotwire]

who's J.R?

Larry Hagman's character on "Dallas." If you don't know anything about the show "Dallas", look it up on wikipedia.

Good one Dr. Fate, and glad you liked mine.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Larry Hagman's character on "Dallas." If you don't know anything about the show "Dallas", look it up on wikipedia.

Good one Dr. Fate, and glad you liked mine.

Thanks. I try to give encouragement whenever I can.

BATMAN: "Alright you bleeding heart liberals! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get 'em!"

SINGER & HIS CRONIES: "Aw snap..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"First those creeps at Marvel rip off my alter ego persona with Tony Stark, then they rip off my girlfriend with Felicia Hardy, and now they're ripping off Identity Crisis-that's it they're going down!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Hmmm...Donuts. Haaaaaaa....

 

[Superwoman Prime]

NIGHTWING: Where the heck are we?

BATMAN: We're not lost, I promise!

ROBIN: Yeah right.

 

[Bad Superman]

ROBIN: I feel something slippery and slimy in the back of my head. . .

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ LMAO! Good one.

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Now who showed her my Christmas list?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BR: Kate, what happened to you? What little prettiness you had was sucked away by you losing more weight!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"First those creeps at Marvel rip off my alter ego persona with Tony Stark, then they rip off my girlfriend with Felicia Hardy, and now they're ripping off Identity Crisis-that's it they're going down!"

Bwahahahahahaha!

BATMAN: "I liked our previous animated style better."
TRIO: "So did we!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman- Good Lord, Diana, your breath stinks of tequila... That´s why I hate the JL satellite´s christmas parties...
Wonder Woman- Heh, wait till ya zee what I did in da photocopy machine...

 

[LadyMoira]

Barbara-"I copied his look and his work..."

Barbara-"I lost my legs for his cause."

Barbara-"I even cared for his daughter for him...that was the strength of my love."

Just a tribute to one of my favorite characters...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: So this is what I'm lowered to when the Bat mobile loses a wheel and Joker gets away...... Alfred, this is Batman, tell Robin to lay more eggs. I want me some omelets when I get back....God damn I smell!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Gimme your lunch money!"

 

[elorenishii386]

BATMAN: "Gimme your lunch money!"

lol...good one

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Help!! I'm being chased by a group of Cyclops wannabes and some guy named Don!!! WTF!?!?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: Help!! I'm being chased by a group of Cyclops wannabes and some guy named Don!!! WTF!?!?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

"Nightwing said he'd call... but he didn't call. If he's banging Huntress again, then I swear this time it'll be really over."

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"I'm sorry honey, but I just don't Dick that attractive."

 

[Dr. Fate]

lol...good one

Thank you.

Bruce-"I'm sorry honey, but I just don't find Dick that attractive."

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "Let me be your beast of burden..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-to himself-"I'm sorry Selina, but you just can't dissapoint a goddess."