The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[WeaponXProject]

Batman: "Hold on let me take off my utility belt first!"
CatWoman: "Hurry up, the damn thing is more like a chastity belt....by the way. You must be large."
Batman: "Nope, you're just sitting on the my grapple gun."
CatWoman: "Oh...Kitty likes toys."t:

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Have you seen my baseball?

 

[Nepenthes]

Catwoman your whips and chains were okay, but sitting on your 'neck massager' is wild!

This makes me look fat! ------------My ass is so itchy right now -----------Best. Career. Move. Ever!

 

[LadyMoira]

Batarangs???

$50/each


Batsuit?

$10,000


Batmobile?

$1,000,000




Bat-Harem?

Priceless!

Bwa Ha Ha!

Batman-"Selina, how many times do I have to tell you...Barbara and I just have a friendly working relationship and nothing more?!?

 

[muertevilla]

Batman was not as enthusiastic as robin about crime fighting that night when he realized he had a pee stain on his shorts.

 

[LadyMoira]

Harley-"Hey nice try Mister J, but I'm spoken for now...."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Harley-"Hey nice try Mister J, but I'm spoken for now...."

Bwahahahaha! Harley and Ivy for the win!

Scarecrow: Are you even paying attention?
Thug: Um, is it time to realise I should kill her?
Scarecrow: No! It's time to realise we have a drugged out chick in front of us we can do whatever we want with! We will high-five later...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Harley-"Hey nice try Mister J, but I'm spoken for now...."

Bwahahahahahaha

HARLEY: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark..."
IVY: "But we forgot the sunglasses."

 

[Hotwire]

Robin: Holy Lusting Loins, Batman!! You've got a *****!!
Batman: No I don't!

 

[muertevilla]

Robin: Holy Lusting Loins, Batman!! You've got a *****!!
Batman: No I don't!

lol

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Huh, you know, Barbara, I have to keep my womanizing playboy image...
BATGIRL: You´re dressed up as Batman! These hos are villains!
BATMAN: Shut up or no bat-cuffs for you tonight!
BATGIRL: Okay...Sigh...

 

[LadyMoira]

BATMAN: Huh, you know, Barbara, I have to keep my womanizing playboy image...
BATGIRL: You´re dressed up as Batman! These hos are villains!
BATMAN: Shut up or no bat-cuffs for you tonight!
BATGIRL: Okay...Sigh...

Hee! And sigh for poor Barbara, the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest, bravest, and most devoted of all the women in Bruce's life and he ignores her for random hos, forcing her to try to settle for Dick Grayson...tragic I always thought.

Joker-"Hello my wicked little maraschino cherry..."

Harley-"Oh, Batsy..."

Joker-"Batsy?!?"

Harley-"Oooooppss! Jeez it's so easy to get a pair costumed guys with serious psychological problems and a flair for the dramatic confused."

 

[ultimatefan]

Dunno is this one has been done already or not, but couldn´t resist...

Who's the dark knight dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
BATS!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
BATS!
Can you dig it?

Who's the bat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
BATS!
Right On!

They say this bat Bats is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Bats.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
THE BATMAN!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: It's night's like these I thank God my parents died that night!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Dunno is this one has been done already or not, but couldn´t resist...

Who's the dark knight dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
BATS!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
BATS!
Can you dig it?

Who's the bat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
BATS!
Right On!

They say this bat Bats is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Bats.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
THE BATMAN!

I'm pretty sure you're the first one to do the Bat-Shaft gag here.

BATMAN: "There is a silver lining to being a deranged vigilante with survivor's guilt..."

 

[BloodRedOwen]

Robin: Holy Lusting Loins, Batman!! You've got a *****!!
Batman: No I don't!

Great one, dude!!

 

[Hotwire]

Robin: WOW!! Holy 3-on-1, Batman!! You stud, you!
Batman: You humble me, Robin.

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

CRANE: Captain Kirk!
BATMAN: Han Solo!
CRANE: Captain Kirk!
BATMAN: Han Solo!

 

[Hotwire]

CRANE: Captain Kirk!
BATMAN: Han Solo!
CRANE: Captain Kirk!
BATMAN: Han Solo!

I saw this and was thinking...
Kirk!
Picard!
Kirk!
Picard!

I still love my caption for this pic...

Batman: Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!

 

[Rynan]

CRANE: Captain Kirk!
BATMAN: Han Solo!
CRANE: Captain Kirk!
BATMAN: Han Solo!

Kirk: Han Solo?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Kirk: Han Solo?

SOLO: "Captain James Kirk?"

BATMAN: "Jeez, you say one bad thing about Arrested Development and everyone wants your ass on a platter!"

 

[ultimatefan]

I'm pretty sure you're the first one to do the Bat-Shaft gag here.

BATMAN: "There is a silver lining to being a deranged vigilante with survivor's guilt..."

Thanks, yeah, the lyrics fit so nicely to the pic and the character I had to wonder...

 

[Dr. Fate]

VICKI VALE: "What do you mean I look like Kim from Kim Possible?!"

SELINA: "I wonder if it's a good thing that he told me I look like Shannen Doherty..."

PAMELA: "Next person who calls me a Lindsay Lohan look-a-like is gonna find this cell phone shoved up his or her ass!"

 

[Miranda Fox]

Bruce: I don't think I can hold on much longer. SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!

Superman: Hey, I've got problems of my own right now...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bruce: I don't think I can hold on much longer. SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!

Superman: Hey, I've got problems of my own right now...

LMAO!

BATMAN: "I'm a bad little boy."