The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Miranda Fox]

Ledger picture:

http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5344/Events/5344/HeathLedge_Count_11272033_400.jpg.html?hint=group

*snags* Manip time methinks...well, it will be when I finish sorting through my Spider-Man 3 trailer caps.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "It's strange but it's true. I can't get over the way you love me like you do. But I have to be sure when I walk out that door. Oh how I want to be free, baby. Oh how I want to break free, oh how I want to break free..."

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Hehe

 

[Miranda Fox]

Joker: Hey baby, how much?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehe

Thank you, GDDB.

BATMAN [thinking]: "Is she missing some teeth?"

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

No caption here, just a thought. Isn't it weird DC made Robin wear no pants and had Batgirl AND Batwoman AND Catwoman wear pants?

 

[Carmine Falcone]

LOL, Good one!


To add onto that.....

Robin: "Holy Lusting Loins, Batman!! You've got a *****!!"
Batman: "No I don't!"

Crane: "I don't want to know..."

Falcone: "Yes, you do..."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

No caption here, just a thought. Isn't it weird DC made Robin wear no pants and had Batgirl AND Batwoman AND Catwoman wear pants?

And isn't it weird Robin shaves his legs :P

 

[COMPO]

he's a swimmer. LOL.

 

[Dr. Fate]

No caption here, just a thought. Isn't it weird DC made Robin wear no pants and had Batgirl AND Batwoman AND Catwoman wear pants?

Comic book logic. Go figure. Although I think there was a period where Catwoman was sans pants.

BATMAN: "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

 

[Wise]

Dick: Aw man i dropped my Gameboy. Quick Bruce! Give me the batrope!

Bruce: It's gone chum, just accept it... C'mon I'll buy you taco.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Dick: Aw man i dropped my Gameboy. Quick Bruce! Give me the batrope!

Bruce: It's gone chum, just accept it... C'mon I'll buy you taco.

Hahahaha

BATMAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Good thing Shop was the one class in high school I didn't cut huh?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "And remember... it's hip to be square!"

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Catch her, Robin, she's getting away with our sex tape!!
Robin: Holy sex scandel, Batman!! I told you we shouldn't have filmed it!!
Batgirl: HeHeHeHeHeHe!!!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Crane: Oh, we're not talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X. In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

Bruce: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Harry: Hey, Peter! Check these out!

Batman: Bloody copycat.

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"I confess! It was me-I did it for love, and for money, and for revenge...ok not really I just always wanted to say that..."

cribbing from Dilbert...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: Catch her, Robin, she's getting away with our sex tape!!
Robin: Holy sex scandel, Batman!! I told you we shouldn't have filmed it!!
Batgirl: HeHeHeHeHeHe!!!

LMAO!

BATMAN: "Jazz Hands is not a right, it's a privilege!"

Sorry, that sucked.

CATWOMAN: "Are you sure you wanna hear more? What if I ain't worth the while? Not the style you'd be lookin' for? If I'm sweet tonight things look different in the morning light. I'm jealous and I'm proud. If you hurt my feelings I'll cry out loud. I'm Carrie not-the-kind-of-girl-you'd-marry...
That's me."

CATWOMAN: "Damn I do good ABBA renditions."

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Sorry about your pathetic crush Red but the bats all seem to be following me...what's that telling you?"

 

[Hotwire]

Bruce: Oh. Um, did I picka bad time to start a "slow clap"??

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Take a page from me Barbara...this is what flying across rooftops really is..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Crane: Oh, we're not talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X. In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.

Bruce: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Harry: Hey, Peter! Check these out!

Batman: Bloody copycat.

Bwahahahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MIB. Of course. ^ Hehehe

"I need go number one and two."

 

[Hotwire]

Catwoman: Look at me, I'm Supergirl! t:
Batgirl: Damn it, Catwoman!!! You...can't...fly!!! I hate when she does this!

 

[JBElliott]

Batman: Alfred, does this make my neck look fat?

Alfred: *snicker* *cough* *chortle* Of course not sir, you look very daper. *snicker* *cough* *chortle* And of course very fearsome *hysterical laughter*