The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Lunar_Wolf]

SAM BECKETT: Oh **** Al, where the am I?

AL: Um..Ziggy says you gotta beat this woman with a lead pipe.
SAM: Really, then I can leap?
AL: Sure thing.....would I lie? *shifts eye from left to right*
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[ultimatefan]

Hey, just ten pounds less and I´ll have a female model´s body!

 

[ultimatefan]

Japanese kid: Someday you´ll crush my bones? Hahaha, I´d like to see that...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Scarecrow: I also offer service in pre-marital counselling, would you be interested?
Dawes: Why?
Scarecrow: You are marrying Tom Cruise.

LMAO!!!

KILMER: "Damn it, I can't look over my shoulder!"

 

[Nepenthes]

edit : double post

 

[Nepenthes]

Fanboys just LOVE the new 'realistic' version of Tweedledee & Tweedledum

 

[Dr. Fate]

t:

Thank you.

JAPANESE GUY: "What are you?!"
YOUNG CHRIS BALE: "I'm Batman."

 

[blksuperman2]

SAM BECKETT: Oh **** Al, where the am I?

AL: Um..Ziggy says you gotta beat this woman with a lead pipe.
SAM: Really, then I can leap?
AL: Sure thing.....would I lie? *shifts eye from left to right*

LOL. *Oh boy*

 

[dude stannis]

Eventually Batman had grown tired of saving Katie Holmes from the Church of Scientology.

 

[LadyMoira]

Cillian-"Sorry Katie, but we've already cast the female lead for Red Eye..."

 

[ultimatefan]

You know what, I STILL look more virile than Tobey Maguire...

 

[ultimatefan]

Rachel: You disgust me, Dr. Crane.
Crane: Why, because I take thugs to my mental institution and conduct bizarre experiments on them?
Rachel: No, I just hate metrosexuals in general...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Eventually Batman had grown tired of saving Katie Holmes from the Church of Scientology.

Hehehehe

Yours were funny ultimatefan.

CRANE: "Batman, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?"
BATMAN: "Do you want me to seduce you?"

 

[Miranda Fox]

Great captions guys!

Crane: Really, I want your honest opinion on this - does this mask clash with my suit?
Falcone: God, I hate you.

 

[COMPO]

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OKAY, STAY CALM. They won't hurt you if you dfon't panic. Eek! Don't look at them they'll see you!

 

[COMPO]

Batman: alright, who's put graffiti on my floor.

 

[LadyMoira]

Rachel: You disgust me, Dr. Crane.
Crane: Why, because I take thugs to my mental institution and conduct bizarre experiments on them?
Rachel: No, I just hate metrosexuals in general...

Bwa ha Ha!

"And that's why in my expert opinion Bruce Wayne may not be mentally competant to handle his own affairs..."

Batman-"You'll rue the day you made that deal with Earle.."

Dr. Crane-"Earle and I never even spoke! You're just plain nuts!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

CRANE: "George Lucas!"
BATMAN: "Steven Spielberg!"
CRANE: "George Lucas!"
BATMAN: "Steven Spielberg!"

 

[TankerX]

Rachel: Mr Craine, will you please tell the coart where he touched you

Crane:Every night....i...i cry myself to sleep

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe

Yours were funny ultimatefan.

CRANE: "Batman, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?"
BATMAN: "Do you want me to seduce you?"

Thanks. Is your one inspired by The Graduate?

 

[dude stannis]

Batman: Shampoo ish bettah! It goes on first and cleansss the hair!
Scarecrow: Conditionah ish bettah! It makes the hair silky and shmooth!
Batman: O rly fool?
Scarecrow: Rly fool!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF**KIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF**KIN' PLANE!

 

[batmaluco]

Eventually Batman had grown tired of saving Katie Holmes from the Church of Scientology.

How is good to see that in Nolan's version they finally placed the nipples in the appropriate character.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks. Is your one inspired by The Graduate?

You know it is.

BATMAN: "That must've been one Hell of a wedding for her to have gotten this knackered..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"And this what can happen to you if you watch Joel Schumaker movies..."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You know it is.

BATMAN: "That must've been one Hell of a wedding for her to have gotten this knackered..."

Heheeh