The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

Joker: "You know you're killing Independent Joker!!! A Joker divided against itself cannot stand!"

Classic Seinfeld for the win!

 

[Indrid Cold]

Contract Negotiations

Bruce: "Is that enough?"
Lucius: "Add another zero."
Bruce: "Good?"
Lucius: "Keep going."
Bruce: "Allright?"
Lucius: "Mr. Wayne let me tell you when it's allright."

 

[scatterax]

lol to the contract negotiations.

 

[SuperFerret]

Contract Negotiations

Bruce: "Is that enough?"
Lucius: "Add another zero."
Bruce: "Good?"
Lucius: "Keep going."
Bruce: "Allright?"
Lucius: "Mr. Wayne let me tell you when it's allright."

Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

 

[lixdexia]

SUPERMAN: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA whoa...WHOA.


...this isn't my Batman cup

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys, especially the doubt one and the interrogation.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Weren´t you supposed to be Burt Reynolds?

THE COMEDIAN: Yeah, but he´s like a hundred year-old now. Didn´t you use to be Jack Nicholson?

JOKER: Man, don´t even get me started on that...

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: Weren´t you supposed to be Burt Reynolds?

THE COMEDIAN: Yeah, but he´s like a hundred year-old now. Didn´t you use to be Jack Nicholson?

JOKER: Man, don´t even get me started on that...

Good one UF!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Upon hear the news that Megan Fox was in fact indeed finally single and free of BAG's control, Bruce Wayne finally cracked a pimp smile, thus becoming the playboy self that he was suppose to be.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Bruce Wayne's reaction to Watchmen.

 

[Panthro]

BARBARA GORDON: "Stop calling me Ginny Weasley!!!!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

BARBARA GORDON: No spelled N-O, Eddie!

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job,
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob,
I like football and porno and books about war,
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor,
My wife and my job, my kids and my car,
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested,
oh no, no way, uh uh,
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense,
woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an a**-hole ooooeeeeoooooeeeeoooooooo!!!!
I'm an a**-hole oooo-eeee-ooooo-eeee-oooooooo!!!!

I use public toilets and I p*ss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?",

I'm an a**-hole ooooeeeeoooooeeeeoooooooo!!!!
I'm an a**-hole oooo-eeee-ooooo-eeee-oooooooo!!!!

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces,

I'm an a**-hole ooooeeeeoooooeeeeoooooooo!!!!
I'm an a**-hole oooo-eeee-ooooo-eeee-oooooooo!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Bruce Wayne's reaction to Watchmen.

Hehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "You anti-dentite bastard."

 

[Rain]

Joker: "You anti-dentite bastard."

LOL Seinfeld

 

[BlueLightning]

I am sorry Double Post.

 

[BlueLightning]

Rorschach: Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Evil like you clown, you must die. I´ll take care of it.

The Joker: So you are going to kill me? You bore me to death. By the way someone sneezed in that sock of yours that you call mask.


Rorschach: *Hurm* Think you are funny? I heard a joke once...

The Joker: Dadadadada! Come on! I am the Joker here. You have your arguments wrong. For example, you say I am evil because I kill people right?


Rorschach: Right.

The Joker: So you must kill me because I kill. You kill people who kills. Then this means that ultimately you will kill yourself?

Rorschach: Well... let me think...

The Joker: And the Dirty Sock face says hurm?

Rorschach: *Hurm*?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Bruce Wayne's reaction to Watchmen.

Unfortunately I don't understand one...

Unless how Bruce saw awesome it is then yeah I do understand.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Joker/Rorshach series.

 

[ultimatefan]

Christian Bale´s reaction to his paycheck offer for a third Batman movie.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

 

[DX]

Joker (with Donald Trump voice): "You're fired."

Okay, that one sucked.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Unfortunately I don't understand one...

Unless how Bruce saw awesome it is then yeah I do understand.

Yup, he saw it and he thought it was awesome.