The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks. That movie is full of badass quotes.

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: You have NOTHING to threaten me with!
BATMAN: I´ll give you a writing credit on Dragonball Evolution.
JOKER: You... You wouldn´t dare!

Bwahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Lewis Wilson?
BATMAN: No.
JOKER: Robert Lowery?
BATMAN: Nope. How do you even remember those?
JOKER: Adam West?
BATMAN: Of course not!
JOKER: Michael Keaton?
BATMAN: Okay, I´ll give you the costume is a little similar, but no.
JOKER: Val Kilmer?
BATMAN: I´ll give you the chin, but no.
JOKER: Clooney?
BATMAN: You don´t want me to get started on the nipples, do you?
JOKER: Kevin Conroy?
BATMAN: Do I look like a cartoon?
JOKER: Clark Bartram?
BATMAN: That was a fan film, for Chrissakes!! I`m Christian Bale!! Christian f***ing Bale!! It´s my second movie in this role, for crying out loud!!
JOKER: Gee, what you gonna do about that, rant on me and look like an ass on Youtube?

BATMAN: YOU MOTHERF***ER!!!
JOKER: Oh, this is gonna be cool...

 

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Listen up punk, there's only one 'Return' okay?! And it ain't 'of the King', it's 'of the Jedi'!!!!"
JOKER: "I should never have let you watch Clerks 2."

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Turn me into a caveman now will you?!

 

[Milu]

^ LOL at all of the above.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am
Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence UP, oh no you don't fool me
Well the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you and me

*most kick-ass drum solo in the history of mankind*

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord, oh lord

I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord, oh lord, oh lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord, oh lord, oh lord
And I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord...
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord...



Just can't get this damn song out of my head! First I hear it in that Hangover trailer, and then I watch that Cadbury gorilla commercial. Aw well, at least it's my favorite song of his . . .

 

[Doctor Jones]

JOKER: So what do you like to do for fun?
BATMAN: I don't know. Play chess... screw.
JOKER: Let's place chess.

 

[ND Irish]

^ "The Waco Kid" haha I love that movie, Blazing Saddles is awesome

 

[scatterax]

JOKER: So what do you like to do for fun?
BATMAN: I don't know. Play chess... screw.
JOKER: Let's place chess.

awesome funny

 

[BestGirl]

JOKER: So what do you like to do for fun?
BATMAN: I don't know. Play chess... screw.
JOKER: Let's place chess.

I'd reverse it, though, so Batman says "Let's play chess."

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Serenity Now! Serenity Now!"

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: I´m The Joker in 1989: middle-aged, chubby, and half-bald.

JOKER: I´m The Joker in 2008: young, thin, and hairy.

BENJAMIN BUTTON:You stole that trick from me, you bastard!

 

[Milu]

joker: I´m the joker in 1989: Middle-aged, chubby, and half-bald.

joker: I´m the joker in 2008: Young, thin, and hairy.

benjamin button:you stole that trick from me, you bastard!

lol

 

[scatterax]

hahahahahahahaha benny button

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe, good one UF!

 

[The Navigator]

Nice ones all around, particularly the Blazing Saddles bit.

How Superman gets rid of your hiccups.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Rabbit.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: Finally, I'm beating you at something for once? Comics that are actually good!
BATMAN: I haven't read them yet. Tell me, have you seen The Dark Knight yet?

 

[Panthro]

Nice ones all around, particularly the Blazing Saddles bit.

How Superman gets rid of your hiccups.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Finally, I'm beating you at something for once? Comics that are actually good!
BATMAN: I haven't read them yet. Tell me, have you seen The Dark Knight yet?

 

[batman11]

JOKER: You're wasting your life.

BATMAN: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.

JOKER: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?

BATMAN: No.

JOKER: You got money?

BATMAN: No.

JOKER: Do you have a woman?

BATMAN: No.

JOKER: Do you have any prospects?

BATMAN: No.

JOKER: You got anything on the horizon?

BATMAN: Uh, no.

JOKER: Do you have any action at all?

BATMAN: No.

JOKER: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

BATMAN: I like to get the Daily News.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Oh come on Clark, being #2 to me isn't that bad! You could do worse!"