The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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That was the chick´s speech? Damn, she doesn´t even make sense, first she says it´s great that Americans can choose, than she says in "her country" it should be that way. Well, in that sense she sounds like a Californian miss...:whatever:

Well actually the "my country" part was a slip of the tongue and she quickly corrected herself to say "my family".
 
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Joker: Do you know what the word "nemesis" means?
 
That was the chick´s speech? Damn, she doesn´t even make sense, first she says it´s great that Americans can choose, than she says in "her country" it should be that way. Well, in that sense she sounds like a Californian miss...:whatever:

who gave that speech???
 
^Miss California from the Miss USA pageant.
Personally, I don't think she deserves all the hostility she's getting.
 
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BATMAN: "Joker, it has come to my attention that you engaged in sexual intercourse with Rachel Dawes on the desk in your office."
JOKER: "Who told you that?"
BATMAN: "She did."
JOKER: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta yell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this one, because if somebody had told me that sort of thing was frowned upon around here-"
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BATMAN: "You're fired!!!"
JOKER: "You didn't- ow! Have to say it- ow! Like that! Ow!"

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BATMAN: "I want you out of here by the end of the day! And Rachel says for you to take that sweater with the red dot with you!"
JOKER: "Okay... wait, it's holiday season, any leeway there?"
BATMAN: "No."
 
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BATMAN: "Joker, it has come to my attention that you engaged in sexual intercourse with Rachel Dawes on the desk in your office."
JOKER: "Who told you that?"
BATMAN: "She did."
JOKER: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta yell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this one, because if somebody had told me that sort of thing was frowned upon around here-"
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BATMAN: "You're fired!!!"
JOKER: "You didn't- ow! Have to say it- ow! Like that! Ow!"

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BATMAN: "I want you out of here by the end of the day! And Rachel says for you to take that sweater with the red dot with you!"
JOKER: "Okay... wait, it's holiday season, any leeway there?"
BATMAN: "No."


:hehe: Seinfeld reference?
 
It was indeed a Seinfeld reference.

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JOKER: "You know why you're not the real/true/definitive interpretation of Batman?"
BATMAN: "Why? Why am I not the real/true/definitive interpretation of Batman?"
JOKER: "You fell for my trick in the interrogation room scene way too easily. The DCAU Batman would have figured it out 2 seconds flat and been all like 'It's never that easy with the Jo-"
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BATMAN: "I'm a Year 2 Batman you stupid prick! The DCAU Batman was presented with at least 7 years more experience! I'm still in my early days here! Why is that so f***ing hard for you to understand you emo f***?!?!"


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BATMAN: "When was it exactly that you started thinking you were better than me?"
 
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Batman: "It is anchorMAN!! Not anchorLADY and that is a scientific fact!!"
 
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Joker: Are you gay?

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Batman: What kind of ****ing stupid question is that? Who the hell goes around and asks ****ing stupid questions like that in the first place? I know who, ****ing stupid people who don't know anything about ****ing answers. Of course I'm gay!

:hehe::hehe:
 
Love the Seinfeld reference and the "not the true Batman" one.
 
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JOKER: Confess it, you cried like a school girl at the end of "Whatever happened to the caped crusader?
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JOKER: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!


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KHAAAANNNN!
 
That was the chick´s speech? Damn, she doesn´t even make sense, first she says it´s great that Americans can choose, than she says in "her country" it should be that way. Well, in that sense she sounds like a Californian miss...:whatever:

Yeah, she's a real idiot. "Opposite marriage," lol. Ironic... she was the runner up in the competition and is also the runner up for the Dumbest Response to a Beauty Pageant Question Ever (Miss Teen South Carolina still takes the cake on that one).
 
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Batman: I have loved you since the moment I clapped eyes on you. What could be more reasonable than to marry you?

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Joker: We'd kill each other.

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Batman: NONSENSE!!

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Joker: Neither of us can keep our temper…
Batman: I can… unless provoked…
Joker: We’re both stupidly stubborn, especially you. We’d only quarrel!

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Batman: I WOULDN’T!!!!
Joker: You can’t even propose without quarrelling!
 
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MAGGIE: "C'mon, you know I'd make a much better Lois Lane than Kate Bosworth."
 
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Batman: I have loved you since the moment I clapped eyes on you. What could be more reasonable than to marry you?

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Joker: We'd kill each other.

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Batman: NONSENSE!!

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Joker: Neither of us can keep our temper…
Batman: I can… unless provoked…
Joker: We’re both stupidly stubborn, especially you. We’d only quarrel!

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Batman: I WOULDN’T!!!!
Joker: You can’t even propose without quarrelling!
Love this :hehe:

Panthro: he played Laurie.
 
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BATMAN: This is my re-enactement of "the result of Michael Jackson´s plastic surgeries"!
 
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