The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[LadyMoira]

Superman: I'm the strongest man on Earth. Nobody can defeat me!

Batman: Say hello to Mister Robo-Kryptonite.

Bwa Ha Ha!

Bale-"Tell me Hugh...you've done at least three movies as a comic book superhero now...do those fanboys ever stop stalking you for script spoilers?!?"

Hugh-"No. That's why I carry mace."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bwa Ha Ha!

Bale-"Tell me Hugh...you've done at least three movies as a comic book superhero now...do those fanboys ever stop stalking you for script spoilers?!?"

Hugh-"No. That's why I carry mace."

Hahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, put that down before you hurt yourself."

BATMAN: "Shut up! My prep time will allow me to overcome this obstacle!"

 

[titan101]

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, put that down before you hurt yourself."

BATMAN: "Shut up! My prep time will allow me to overcome this obstacle!"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Bale - C´mon, man, call me "Bub"!
Hugh - Only if you scream "Swear to me"!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you.

BALE: "Aren't you like a whole foot taller than Wolverine's supposed to be?"
JACKMAN: "Aren't you about two inches short of Batman's real height?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thank you.

BALE: "Aren't you like a whole foot taller than Wolverine's supposed to be?"
JACKMAN: "Aren't you about two inches short of Batman's real height?"

I thought of doing that too, but my idea was a bit different...

Bale: You´re too tall for Wolverine!
Hugh: Your Batman voice is too grawly!
Bale: We gotta stop talking to fanboys on the street.
Hugh: Absolutely.

 

[LadyMoira]

Bale-"So you get to mack on Fammke and in the second movie had Romjin, Paquin, and Berry all climbing all over you in that one tent scene, while I all get is Katie Holmes frost lips...there ain't no justice!"

Jackman-"Cheer up man you never know who they'll cast as Talia or Selina."

 

[ultimatefan]

Bale- So, Hugh, other than you, I´m considered the most badass actor playing a superhero today.
Hugh: That´s correct.
Bale- Tell me Hugh... Do you like Huey Lewis And The News?

 

[LadyMoira]

Bale- So, Hugh, other than you, I´m considered the most badass actor playing a superhero today.
Hugh: That´s correct.
Bale- Tell me Hugh... Do you like Huey Lewis And The News?

Snorting milk out of my nose...

Bruce-"This might be my third three way this month...the things a costumed superhero has gotta do to maintain his playboy image..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Snorting milk out of my nose...

Bruce-"This might be my third three way this month...the things a costumed superhero has gotta do to maintain his playboy image..."

Thanks, hehe!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

JACKMAN: Hey Bale, long time no see.
BALE: Hey man hows it going?
JACKMAN: I'm good, I'm good I can't wait to work with you. You were fantastic in that new Batman movie.
BALE:......Yeah.....movie.....

JACKMAN: Where did he go?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bale-"So you get to mack on Fammke and in the second movie had Romjin, Paquin, and Berry all climbing all over you in that one tent scene, while I all get is Katie Holmes frost lips...there ain't no justice!"

Jackman-"Cheer up man you never know who they'll cast as Talia or Selina."

Bwahahahahaha!

And Brandon Routh got stuck with Kate Bosworth.

I thought of doing that too, but my idea was a bit different...

Bale: You´re too tall for Wolverine!
Hugh: Your Batman voice is too grawly!
Bale: We gotta stop talking to fanboys on the street.
Hugh: Absolutely.

Hahahahaha

BATMAN: "Shake, shake, shake Senora..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Can you give me a hand here? My cape's snagged."

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Batman "Ack...thought...telling...D...C...that...we...b,both...have k,kids...would make...g,gay..r,rumors...stop! M,my...b,bad!"

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

After a long silence after entering an elevator

Ducard "Cool ninja costume."

Bruce "Thanks."

Ducard "Is it comfortable?"

Bruce "Pretty much...sometimes it rides up a little in the crotch though."

(awkward silence)

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman "Ack...thought...telling...D...C...that...we...b,both...have k,kids...would make...g,gay..r,rumors...stop! M,my...b,bad!"

Hahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Don't make me use a Quentin Tarantino quote on you!"

 

[Cats]

Joker: Oh darling, you really can tango!

Adam West: I bet you haven't seen a dancing Superhero. Check out my groove!
Lynda Carter: aw heck, do we really have to watch this?

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Should I really be standing like this? At this angle Diana could easily elbow me right in the super-package."
WONDER WOMAN [thinking]: "I really wish I had played a Wonder Woman who could fly naturally instead of using that damn Invisible Jet..."
BATMAN [thinking]: "What the Hell are these two doing in my caption thread?" [speaking] "Hey, get back to your own caption threads, ya bloody free loaders!"

 

[Cats]

Clark: So what we going to do tonight Brain?
Bruce: The same thing we do every night Pinky!...

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROUTH: "How do you do it, Chris? How do you manage to be boyishly handsome yet manly and virile at the same time?"
BALE: "I'm Welsh."

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Die Yuppie Scum?!?...Yuppie stands for young urban professional last time I checked and I don't even have a profession...the whole crime fighting thing is more like a hobby."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bruce-"Die Yuppie Scum?!?...Yuppie stands for young urban professional last time I checked and I don't even have a profession...the whole crime fighting thing is more like a hobby."

Hahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Do you find me sadistic?"
BATMAN: "Y-yes!"
SUPERMAN: "Good."

 

[LadyMoira]

Superman-"Reeves is DEAD already so enough with the conspiracy theories."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman-"Reeves is DEAD already so enough with the conspiracy theories."

Hahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Time for me to go medieval on your ass."

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaha!

And Brandon Routh got stuck with Kate Bosworth.


Hahahahaha

BATMAN: "Shake, shake, shake Senora..."

Thanks!